FabSwingers.com forum: Hands up who is drinking ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

Since lunchtime. o/

Don't give a shit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "
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I've been driven to drink on many occasions.... Today will be no exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it seems i have some catching up to do. reaxhes for a cheeky scotch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

Where shall I have it delivered ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No wonder I think everyone is insane.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Having whisky to help with this cold

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have half Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder I think everyone is insane. "

Takes one to know one Gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

Not had a drink in 6 weeks

(no angry face) xxx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

No alcohol consumed here.

There does seem to be something in the air the last few days. More than usual anyway.

I've been pulling a lot of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'll have half Granny"

A whole half ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x"

In my day ( made me laugh then ) corona was lemonade...... no bull.

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Been at work all day.

I could use a cider or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have half Granny

A whole half ?"

Yes please Miss

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By *orny night owlsCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

Bottle of wine in the fridge for later on if we have a guest;-) x..

If not a drink for bank holiday hehe. HAPPY BANK HOLIDAY YOU LUVLY'S XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

Ive noticed that.... there's a funny mood in the forums recently.

I'm making a cuppa if you'd like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Right. I have one hour forty mins to tart up and clean up before a guest.... ( a good mate ) no more......

Will I make it ???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

Where shall I have it delivered ?"

To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of carling here and a white wine spritzer for the significant other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can get d*unk today coz there no school till Tuesday

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Can of carling here and a white wine spritzer for the significant other "

She'll have to have the wine... ive got nothing to spritz it with ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"They can get d*unk today coz there no school till Tuesday

Are you a teacher ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

Where shall I have it delivered ?

To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well? "

Did you say nipples ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll have half Granny"

Is that the same as a half Nelson, no probably knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bells whiskey, neat

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

Ive noticed that.... there's a funny mood in the forums recently.

I'm making a cuppa if you'd like one"

Yes please. No milk tho .. or sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

Grumpy old fart!

Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x

In my day ( made me laugh then ) corona was lemonade...... no bull."

Yeah baby I'm hard-core lol ...it's all i had in the fridge except a bottle of champagne but don't fancy drinking that by myself lol x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

Where shall I have it delivered ?

To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well?

Did you say nipples ?"

Only when they're all oiled up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

Grumpy old fart!

Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon

I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'll have one if you're buying Granny

Where shall I have it delivered ?

To my boudoir if you could be so kind, will there be nibbles as well?

Did you say nipples ?

Only when they're all oiled up

Oiled nipples?

Are the Badgers?

Deep fried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just poured myself a large Hendricks and tonic.

Sláinte!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'm drinking fennel tea. Thought it might cleanse my mind as well as my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a nice cold corona with a dash of lime mmmm x

In my day ( made me laugh then ) corona was lemonade...... no bull.

Yeah baby I'm hard-core lol ...it's all i had in the fridge except a bottle of champagne but don't fancy drinking that by myself lol x"

Well who said you had to drink it on your one only waiting for an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im at a real ale festival its getting messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bells whiskey, neat

At least treat yourself to an ice cube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody should be i just realised the time and I've got no work tomorrow! What was i thinking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope having a dry week!

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I've got a hot date with Mr Lindemans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can get d*unk today coz there no school till Tuesday

Are you a teacher ?"
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No, I'd love to be a teacher though, I think it's one of the most Nobelist professions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May off had a cpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

Grumpy old fart!

Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon

I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it."

It's wine you ingrained geriatric!

Well I've made us both a Disaronno and Lime seeing as you couldn't be arsed...

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Drinking wine feeling fine with a delightful afternoon intercourse, bank holidays are lovely

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking fennel tea. Thought it might cleanse my mind as well as my body."

Good luck with that!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I have a lurrrvely bottle of Rioja and I'm not sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm drinking fennel tea. Thought it might cleanse my mind as well as my body."

Do you rate fennel tea then?

Never tried it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm having a couple of Crabbies with my dinner, does that count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had Chinese. We had a week of health eating and it was time. I might have a brandy and to take up to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bells whiskey, neat

At least treat yourself to an ice cube?

Bells?dear lord thats horrible

Have a glenfid...glenff....glenfiddig....

Oh you know what i mean

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bells whiskey, neat

At least treat yourself to an ice cube?

Ffs Lib!, you know how to push the boat out innit sis

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Yes we are ...

Abbots ale and a rosè Rioja

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm glugging delicious cornish cider - Healeys Rattler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm recovering from the amount I had last night so none for me. Still bit ropey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice glass of Malbec...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Malbec here, too.

Cannot put my hands up as I need both to hold on to the large glass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mount Gay rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mount Gay rum.

There's a joke in there...

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

About to par take in a bit of erdinger dunkel soon.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

up up UP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mount Gay rum.

One of my favourites

I'm on the Sauvignon Blanc at the Moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking Thatchers Gold

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

Grumpy old fart!

Large Jammy Red Roo please - and a small one for the Demon

I can't be doing with new fangled stuff. You can have two fosters n lump it.

It's wine you ingrained geriatric!

Well I've made us both a Disaronno and Lime seeing as you couldn't be arsed...

I know. I looked it up. Cheap n nasty and not alone :P

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over a year ago

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today "

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"o/"

Is it a one armed swimmer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"o/

Is it a one armed swimmer ?"

_o/

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Finished the wine. On to the JD.

Not THAT much left though.

Sob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Kwak

1 Tripel Karmeliet

Onto the vodka soon

Then a whole bunch of Latin house

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now."

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?"

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

soul ?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

soul ? "

Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.

Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

soul ?

Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.

Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.

Actually , dear heart , I meant me.

Let's run the whole thing by you again.

YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.

ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.

Now......

If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

Your already arguing with yourself.you really

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

soul ?

Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.

Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.

Actually , dear heart , I meant me.

Let's run the whole thing by you again.

YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.

ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.

Now......

If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....

Your already arguing with yourself.

You know you want me,and who can blame you,oh!except you.

Yada Yada Yada..... Is only a poor argument,for when you know it's right.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Cos there are some right mardy arses hell bent on a nark on here today

I'm drinking,but I'm Scottish,so it's a traditional thing.

The last time I went a full week without drinking,they tried to throw me out.

Your already arguing with yourself.you really

I haven't had any and it's too late now.

It's never to late,neck a bottle of wine,then start arguing with yourself.

It's like a real night out.

How could I argue with someone who is always right ?

Thank you granny,it must have taken some soul searching to come to that realisation.

Ps I bet the winks do your tits in the most.

soul ?

Be honest.you said it yourself, I'm always right.

Oh happy days,it's down in black and white.

Actually , dear heart , I meant me.

Let's run the whole thing by you again.

YOU: it's like a night out arguing with yourself.

ME: How could I argue with someone who is always right.

Now......

If you say im going to argue with myself and I say ..... yada yada yada.....

Your already arguing with yourself.

You know you want me,and who can blame you,oh!except you.

Yada Yada Yada..... Is only a poor argument,for when you know it's right.

That was my seventh attempt.

The internets not easy when your steaming,although it does help,when you know your always right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty pissed tbh, and cab is only just on its way now

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