FabSwingers.com forum: worst 1st message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me know ..........

That was it a new low for us lol , obviously not even read the profile but why would he , How bad have other 1st messages been ?

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Laziest was: ?

That was it.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The worst first message we've received was.....

"wanna fuk pig ?"

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the wink -

When you haven't sent one. I started questioning my marbles at one stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst we had

Let me come fuck you bareback breeding all way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your holes , my cock NOW

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

The worst one seems to be: "Hi X, how are you." Followed by any carefully written introduction picking up on themes from the recipient's profile or status updates. It's pretty much guaranteed a stiff ignoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're much hotter than my boring girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike is cute" from a man.

Mike is most definitely not cute, he is a raging teatosterone filled sex machine... Honest

Mike

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd like to fuck her"

Not so much bad as leaving you thinking "and?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Had one recently in response to my status update

"do you need re-hoofing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my arse while I fuck your partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I got a funny second message off well veried cpl

First message said "hi"

They had glowing veries so I answered how you guys

Second message said "hi"

Had to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush cock you've got there! Can I suck it!

From a guy who clearly hadn't read my profile and doesn't know I'm straight

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Horney(sic) 086 73@&:&),://":

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is your period due ?

It made me laugh xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to book a hotel. Walk in. Cum on my wife's tits then go home.

ITS MY FUCKING ROOM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum n fuk me at my hotel NOW

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

'Sexy black n****r', from some woman who seems to think chat like that will excite me.

It did the opposite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I love big black cock, and I want to worship your n!@ger dick.

First and only time I have had to block someone, I need to be clear, I'm so much more than my skin colour, I'm a person too, and I think I deserve to be treated as such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Sexy black n****r', from some woman who seems to think chat like that will excite me.

It did the opposite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the women on here it's any message I've sent them

Worst I received. None. I'm just happy for the attention

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Worse on from a guy.

"Hi. Fuck"

Never spoken with him before

Mrs

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Guy messages me regularly offering to do all sorts to me. At least once a week since I joined

Never answered him but never blocked him either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum n fuk me at my hotel NOW"

...for a second, i thought this was an invitation to do just that hehe

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

probably the one i got yesterday.. "hello I'd love to fuck you"... user no longer on site...they obviously changed their mind very quickly

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot

Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."

And there it was,pic of a big infected foot

Was on fab too so she uploaded it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot

Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."

And there it was,pic of a big infected foot

Was on fab too so she uploaded it here"

Did the mods mistake it for a granny growler or something

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"I swear to god a girl sent me a pic of her infected foot

Asks how she was and she send back " I'm terrible,look.."

And there it was,pic of a big infected foot

Was on fab too so she uploaded it here

Did the mods mistake it for a granny growler or something

I've seen plenty of pics here of what looks like infected swollen bits. It fitted right in

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Let me know ..........

That was it a new low for us lol , obviously not even read the profile but why would he , How bad have other 1st messages been ?"

Subject: x

Message: xx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"'Sexy black n****r', from some woman who seems to think chat like that will excite me.

It did the opposite!!!

Someone actually thought that was appropriate to send in the hope of getting a shag?!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hi I love big black cock, and I want to worship your n!@ger dick.

First and only time I have had to block someone, I need to be clear, I'm so much more than my skin colour, I'm a person too, and I think I deserve to be treated as such

...and again...

wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy offered to be my toilet as a first message. He didn't look all that comfy to sit on so i declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I love big black cock, and I want to worship your n!@ger dick.

First and only time I have had to block someone, I need to be clear, I'm so much more than my skin colour, I'm a person too, and I think I deserve to be treated as such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a bit chubby are you size 14 or 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

I always want to reply - just get on with it!

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

On my couple profile had this random message: 'I would love your wife to fuck me with a strap on!' - something which we don't list on our profile!!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

We've had

"do you want to watch me cut my cock off?"

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that's a contender for sure ....was there much blood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the wink -

When you haven't sent one. I started questioning my marbles at one stage."

Oh I have had that message quite a lot!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"You're much hotter than my boring girlfriend.

Oh God, I hate those ones. I am always really, really tempted to launch a vitriolic reply back but I tend to find blocking the saner option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a private glory hole in my living room, wanna play?"

Me - "no thanks buddy"

"Why? I'm smooth, you wouldn't even know the difference"

Worst first and second message ever!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

When I had my single profile:

Can I make you pregnant?

Seriously?

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww you are gay...what a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What are you?'

That was it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message that starts with...

Hi both!

When I'm clearly a single woman

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? (You just bloody did!)

Hw r u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you upto .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think I had one that just said:

"Now?"

Who the fuck are you?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message that starts with...

Hi both!

When I'm clearly a single woman

Maybe they were talking to the left and the right? Boobies that is?

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By *olly RogererMan
over a year ago

Braintree

I will let you know when I get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I want you up your dark place.

Needless to say a block was speeding its way to him, I discounted the fancy a fuck messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you guys be interested in being dominated. I'd love to be the master of a whole family where parents and kids do as I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message that starts with...

Hi both!

When I'm clearly a single woman

Maybe they were talking to the left and the right? Boobies that is?

I didn't think of that! Silly me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is it OK to leave a poo on your bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey you wanna go grave yard fucking with me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst?

Three full stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You,Me,fuck,NOW!! And Can I buy your panties please? Instant block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some damn awful first messages. The worst are the short,demanding one's like " cock pic" or "face pic". They obviously get a one word reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?"
I doubt very much your profile would have even been read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about the worst but I just hate the single "meet?" openers. I mean, if you can't string more than that together after reading my profile what hope is there?I doubt very much your profile would have even been read lol

Yep, I get that impression

I treat it as a handy ignore signal now, crappy opener? Likely ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come pick you up so you can suck my dick?

Erm no fuck off

And

I'm worried my cock is small, can you give me your opinion as a hot woman I would like to fuck

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Wont go into full detail but lets say it involved a toilet

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I find it funny now but not then....

My dick has died, can I bury it in your vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I get that impression

I treat it as a handy ignore signal now, crappy opener? Likely ignore

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it says on my profile in big letters 6 times NO FRIEND INVITES UNTIL WEVE MET however I get around 5 invites per day so a definite ignore indicator for me x

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Amoung the normal "hi" "hows you" & "wow", I've had

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fuck?

meet now

I wanna fuck your arse and make you bleed.

Can I stick my cock down your throat till you gag, them cum in your mouth and you can spit dribble it back in my mouth.

And my personal favourite...

You are a fat ugly cunt and why would anyone want to fuck you, your mother must be spinning in her grave (she is still alive fyi) I hope you get AIDS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amoung the normal "hi" "hows you" & "wow", I've had

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fuck?

meet now

I wanna fuck your arse and make you bleed.

Can I stick my cock down your throat till you gag, them cum in your mouth and you can spit dribble it back in my mouth.

And my personal favourite...

You are a fat ugly cunt and why would anyone want to fuck you, your mother must be spinning in her grave (she is still alive fyi) I hope you get AIDS.

So how did the meet go ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, how's u?

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

I wanna fuk you babe

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Various ones about their dog and one asking me to wear my boots and step on a rat . All cases reported.

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Would you guys be interested in being dominated. I'd love to be the master of a whole family where parents and kids do as I say "

This one! I can't just stop laughing.

Some people's sarcasm is just higher than the sky. Did you guys reply, or didn't you see the humour in it although the kids thing was a bit too much.

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Hi, how's u?"

If this is your worst message, then you're probably the luckiest. You guys should understand that not everyone likes or know how to start a conversation with an introduction/ background/ aim as there're higher delete rates I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's fair that you all mock my efforts so! I can't help being verbose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you guys be interested in being dominated. I'd love to be the master of a whole family where parents and kids do as I say

This one! I can't just stop laughing.

Some people's sarcasm is just higher than the sky. Did you guys reply, or didn't you see the humour in it although the kids thing was a bit too much."

We thought he was joking till the conversation progressed and realised he was deadly serious

he was instantly blocked x

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Just some |I have had.

You don't swallow

Hey

Fuck you, not sure if it was a compliment or a statement lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst 1st message? I can't decide between:

"I want to breed you"

"Y u not meeting? U on your period?"

"I want to eat your shit. I seriously want it in my mouth"

And the hopeful one that made me laugh:

"Meet me at McDonalds car park tonight at midnight. I will be in xxxxx car. I will flash you IF I like the look of you, and only then you can come over to the car." (This from a guy with zero profile pics.)

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Oh now I see where I'm going wrong! ... that's not the worst message I've received, I just see where I'm going wrong now!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh and the guy who asked if I wanted a 3sum with him and his dog. Reported and blocked. Miss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi! And just that one word. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few corkers.

I want to smell your bum hole.

Fuck my man cunt

Iet me impregnate your missus

Fit

Meet

Accom now

And my personal favourite which I got just a couple of days back, give me 100 quid and I'll fuck your missus

I'm considering his offer

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"You accommodate right? Can i come over with bf suck him off while you watch and wank nothing more"

err No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one woman ask if I wanted to see "mummy's tits and pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankyou to everyone who had posted so far ...wow ...some are soooo fukin funny I hope if you have posted you've read the rest to ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few but this was the worst: would you wear a nappy for me and leave a present in it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a few but I think my current favourite was a rather detailed message on how to use him as a toilet.

It's just not my thing

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Hi slut x

The face pic was obviously lifted from someone else, it wasn't right and too good looking for someone supposedly 8 miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just messaged us by simply copy & pasting their profile text

No introductions, nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst first message we've received was.....

"wanna fuk pig ?"

Cal"

that actually made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to be polite in any message. Maybe some guys are very frustrating because most of women have some strange requirements about first message.

"how are you - YES I'M FINE

And

"guys use imagination with your first message "

Wtf??? writing poetry?? This not that website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it OK to leave a poo on your bedroom floor

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pay to suck your cock. You won't even know the difference it'll feel just like a pussy"

This was from a lad.

That's when I discovered filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to book a hotel. Walk in. Cum on my wife's tits then go home.

ITS MY FUCKING ROOM

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had

"do you want to watch me cut my cock off?"

Claire "

Can you remember who that was an ask them to message me, that's something I'd want to see.

I don't have that many bad messages, my worst messages are those organised fun ones where they write a really long paragraph saying they're gonna do this and that to my pussy and boobs and bottom, and I'm gonna produce lots of juices, I hate hate hate horrible organised fun messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst first message i've received was just now from a bi guy (even though im not bi myself).........

'pics bruv'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The laziest ones we get are...

Hey!

The ones that DONT read a profile first tend to annoy, obviously blokes trying their luck, but will find they get blocked.

The usual messages where the sender doesn't understand what a couple mean too... plenty of rubbish that goes into the bin

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Or maybe the worst first messages are the ones which don't arrive at all, just a faceless profile sending a friend request after no prior contact whatsoever. Then not responding, when I politely ask if we have met or chatted before.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are a bit chubby are you size 14 or 16"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me

I'm still waiting for an answer

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me

I'm still waiting for an answer

Ok I'll reply here - thanks for the offer but not sure how I can blow you with that sexy hazmat suit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

friend request from a hidden profile???

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me

Similar one recently. Can I unload in your mouth?

Have you had a poo yet today?

To which I replied "no not yet"

His reply "why not? Fat girls shit loads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One to M asking her to use him as a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' would oh be interested in letting me spunk in your face'. Admittedly not the strangest 1st message I hear you say

But that was the header......

The message was a very precise description of how he and his bf we're going to use and abuse my arse mouth and any other part possible to achieve cumming on my face.

Profile says straight by the way

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"im in the area"

yes and?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delightful first message arrived this morning:

"You into gang shag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A delightful first message arrived this morning:

"You into gang shag" "

And???? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement

Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many to choose from. Yesterday's classic was 'wanna blow me'. At least with fancy a fuk there's something in it for me

I'm still waiting for an answer

Ok I'll reply here - thanks for the offer but not sure how I can blow you with that sexy hazmat suit on

There are secret openings in the suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about this, I was asked if I would crush bugs with my high heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement

Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way

Ha ha, I guessed that...my reply was meant in a funny way, I obviously nailed it

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Do I have to pay to have sex with you?

Delete

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

"Can I cum over and double fist your cunt and shitpipe " that was a paticularly charming one...

We said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, there wasn't a '?' , so not sure if it was a question or a statement

Was a question of course but was meant in a funny way not a go on tell me way

Ha ha, I guessed that...my reply was meant in a funny way, I obviously nailed it

Touché hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey you wanna go grave yard fucking with me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it funny now but not then....

My dick has died, can I bury it in your vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going half's on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I eat your shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also.... Will you watch me stick a toilet brush up my arse on Skype... Seems to be a theme going

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

"Also.... Will you watch me stick a toilet brush up my arse on Skype... Seems to be a theme going

Think we had him too! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I piss on you !

I think not block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also.... Will you watch me stick a toilet brush up my arse on Skype... Seems to be a theme going

Think we had him too! Lol "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most messages I get from women or couples ( bar those on my friends list) are crap. They normally send some short three word message which would be exactly the sort of message that they don't want to receive.

I know it's a numbers game. So lots of people are rather up themselves on here. But that sort of behaviour does make you really unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/05/16 12:23:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babe. i know you want this dick/cock, don't you.

i can't hit delete/block fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocksnot up the fartpipe anyone?

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