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"Clean burnt-on food off a pan cover the burnt bit with cola and boil. Pour out and wash as usual." you burn food?! lol... i just stew an apple in the pan everytime i burn stuff | |||
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"If you get permanant marker pen on a surface to remove it mix saliva and cigarette ash together and then rub it over the marked area " what if you dont smoke ?? | |||
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"isnt Coke meant to be good for getting stains out of things ? " yea the police in america have used it to clean the blood off roads!!! nasty stuff really but it tastes so good | |||
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"If you get permanant marker pen on a surface to remove it mix saliva and cigarette ash together and then rub it over the marked area what if you dont smoke ?? " i dont either, but i know plenty of people who do. Had a child (not my own) draw in marker on my dining room table and the pen seaped through the paper.. his mum thought she'd end up buying me a new table the amount of marker pen. i let her worry for a lil bit then asked for some cigarette ash and she was amazed | |||
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"isnt Coke meant to be good for getting stains out of things ? yea the police in america have used it to clean the blood off roads!!! nasty stuff really but it tastes so good" eewww nice Im more of a diet fan though does that work as well as the full fat version lol | |||
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"are you two our resident Kim n Aggy ?? lol " My name is Kim funnily enough lol | |||
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" eewww nice Im more of a diet fan though does that work as well as the full fat version lol " yea im a diet fan as well and its just as bad if not worse so im sure it can melt stuff clean be abit sticky tho! | |||
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"are you two our resident Kim n Aggy ?? lol " yes but i hate cleaning i have woman that do , lol xx i liked the vanilla thing my lot love blue cheese i cover it up put in a bag even still smell ,, now its lovely xx | |||
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"Hire a cleaner. Typical response from a fella haha " well he has £30 million to play with haha | |||
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"Avoid paying tax by going to work in a politically unstable Middle East country inhabited by religious fanatics. Ignore British Government advice to leave when a war looks imminent, then moan a few weeks later when bombs start going off and there aren't any planes home." what relivance to cleaning does that have? lol | |||
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"Make your steam iron glide effortlessly over clothes by adding vegetable oil to it instead of water. A mixture of sour cream and mashed up blackberries makes excellent imitation bird shit to apply to your neighbours car after he's washed it. Swap your wifes factor 35 suncream for brylcreme on the first day of your foreign holiday. Then when she's confined to the hotel bed with sun stroke, nip out and shag lots of birds from Manchester." Hahaha , shopping list updated | |||
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"To prevent embarassing body odours ruining a meet, bathe at least twice a year. (I know once is usually enough, but I'm a bit posh)." 2 times a day , lolol if with horse and mucking out ... yes loving your tips | |||
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"Save time on all the chores you hate by not doing them." | |||
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"Instead of buying expensive latex polish for your rubber basques etc, buy one of those shoe cleaning sponges from the cheapy shop. They're infused with liquid silicone, which is exactly the same stuff in the bottles but much cheaper." oooo ta | |||
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"Avoid paying tax by going to work in a politically unstable Middle East country inhabited by religious fanatics. Ignore British Government advice to leave when a war looks imminent, then moan a few weeks later when bombs start going off and there aren't any planes home. what relivance to cleaning does that have? lol" who cares, it's jolly sound advise - what what? | |||
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"Instead of buying expensive latex polish for your rubber basques etc, buy one of those shoe cleaning sponges from the cheapy shop. They're infused with liquid silicone, which is exactly the same stuff in the bottles but much cheaper." Now thats a good tip... would never have thought of that | |||
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"Instead of buying expensive latex polish for your rubber basques etc, buy one of those shoe cleaning sponges from the cheapy shop. They're infused with liquid silicone, which is exactly the same stuff in the bottles but much cheaper. Now thats a good tip... would never have thought of that" yes calling them cheapy shops is much easier than having to remember the exact price. | |||
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"chop half and onion and place in your fridge to absorb the "melange" of smells. It will just smell of onions. " you lot are full of good tips , lolol xxx | |||
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"Banana Skin is great for cleaning leather. I have been told to put 1/2 an apple in the fridge to keep it fresh and smell free." soak blood stains in milk and then pop in the wash (specially for Invictus) | |||
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"Instead of buying expensive latex polish for your rubber basques etc, buy one of those shoe cleaning sponges from the cheapy shop. They're infused with liquid silicone, which is exactly the same stuff in the bottles but much cheaper. Now thats a good tip... would never have thought of that yes calling them cheapy shops is much easier than having to remember the exact price. " 3 for a £1 at poundland - I'm still way too posh for the 99p store | |||
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"Banana Skin is great for cleaning leather. I have been told to put 1/2 an apple in the fridge to keep it fresh and smell free. soak blood stains in milk and then pop in the wash (specially for Invictus)" How are his piles these days? | |||
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"Scrubbing floors..... This is best done in the nude. Remove all children, and make sure the man of your choice is seated with beer in hand ......and has a ringside seat, lock the doors and draw the curtains/blinds. Strip. Get down on hands and knees and scrub, scrub, scrub. Be sure you have false eyelashes firmly in place and wear rubber gloves. Pink ones. Beware of sitting on dirty cold floors while naked, if you can help it. If so, scrubbing wax off your arse is not fun at all. Use a soft brush. " well i hate cleaning but i may just love that , lol xxx | |||
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"are you two our resident Kim n Aggy ?? lol My name is Kim funnily enough lol " But are your boobies as big as Kim Woodburne`s though? | |||
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"are you two our resident Kim n Aggy ?? lol My name is Kim funnily enough lol But are your boobies as big as Kim Woodburne`s though? " bigger lol im a JJ cup | |||
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"are you two our resident Kim n Aggy ?? lol My name is Kim funnily enough lol But are your boobies as big as Kim Woodburne`s though? bigger lol im a JJ cup" *Runs off to check profile! Comes back sulking coz I`m outside of the age range* | |||
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" left flat is good for u guts when you have shitters lol .... " actually this is true, had a nasty stomach bug a few years ago, and could hardly eat fro 3 weeks, someoen i know who is a GP (not my GP i add) told me as stuggling to eat drink flat (not the diet one) as it will keep my blood sugar levels up, and it worked | |||
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