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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys, how far are you prepared to lower your standards at the end of a quiet night at a club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sod that, i always say go ugly early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh OP.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was at a loose end, perhaps after being cancelled on, I'd log in and message anyone on here. First to reply got to come over.

The online equivalent.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I don't compromise my standards if I'm not attracted I wouldn't be able to perform so ill just leave the club if nothing takes my fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't compromise my standards if I'm not attracted I wouldn't be able to perform so ill just leave the club if nothing takes my fancy."

Hmmm sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sod that, i always say go ugly early.

Don't go home disappointed!

The best sayings are the accurate ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sod that, i always say go ugly early.

Don't go home disappointed!

The best sayings are the accurate ones

I have never chatted anyone up in a bar or club, i am too shy.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

I find that my end of the night d*unken sweaty leer rarely lets me down

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

I dont lower them much regardless. Moosette hunting aint really my thing

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I don't compromise my standards if I'm not attracted I wouldn't be able to perform so ill just leave the club if nothing takes my fancy.

Hmmm sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

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I only ever have 1 or 2 beers when going a swingers club because I'm always driving so beer goggles don't aplly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day when 2 o clock in the morning used to strike so did desperation.

Now no compromise.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I never bother turning up until near the end once you get to my age the more desperate and grateful they are the easier it is for me. Some evenings I don't even bother with my teeth.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for a good pair of antlers ....... Horns sprouting out of a head are a sign of good breeding aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded....."

I find as they are coming out of the loo, is a good time. Just don't ask "Did you have a good shit?"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded....."

Yeah, but the Chinese would have me believe that I'm a tiger, and we pounce on any available prey after due stalking

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded.....

I find as they are coming out of the loo, is a good time. Just don't ask "Did you have a good shit?"

We all know women don't do that! They exfoliate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, how far are you prepared to lower your standards at the end of a quiet night at a club?"

To be fair Clem if it had been a really quiet night I guess I'd do you , but only if there was two paper bags available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, how far are you prepared to lower your standards at the end of a quiet night at a club?

To be fair Clem if it had been a really quiet night I guess I'd do you , but only if there was two paper bags available

Ill take all i can get! I'm not ashamed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't compromise my standards if I'm not attracted I wouldn't be able to perform so ill just leave the club if nothing takes my fancy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, how far are you prepared to lower your standards at the end of a quiet night at a club?

To be fair Clem if it had been a really quiet night I guess I'd do you , but only if there was two paper bags available

Ill take all i can get! I'm not ashamed!"

My kind of swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never bother turning up until near the end once you get to my age the more desperate and grateful they are the easier it is for me. Some evenings I don't even bother with my teeth.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys, how far are you prepared to lower your standards at the end of a quiet night at a club?

To be fair Clem if it had been a really quiet night I guess I'd do you , but only if there was two paper bags available

Ill take all i can get! I'm not ashamed!

My kind of swinger

Yay that makes 2(3) of us on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded.....

I find as they are coming out of the loo, is a good time. Just don't ask "Did you have a good shit?"

We all know women don't do that! They exfoliate "

Oh I'll try that one next time "Did you enjoy exfoliating?"

Say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually thought this was a post about actual Moose hunting lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never bother turning up until near the end once you get to my age the more desperate and grateful they are the easier it is for me. Some evenings I don't even bother with my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually thought this was a post about actual Moose hunting lmao

It is!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can't say we do.. There has to be an attraction whether mental or physical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually thought this was a post about actual Moose hunting lmao

So did I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded.....

I find as they are coming out of the loo, is a good time. Just don't ask "Did you have a good shit?"

We all know women don't do that! They exfoliate

Oh I'll try that one next time "Did you enjoy exfoliating?"

Say no more

Is that where the saying "exfoliating through the eye of a needle" comes from?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This is why I have never turned up to a club alone. Regardless of who's there that night I can always play with a buddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't say we do.. There has to be an attraction whether mental or physical. "

More of a single male thing..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I actually thought this was a post about actual Moose hunting lmao

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose if ya wanna cum and find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounds like you need to take your neer goggles with you

Sounds like you've had a few already Clem

True enough. At the end of a night i liken myself to a lion of the Serengeti....picking off the weak and wounded.....

I find as they are coming out of the loo, is a good time. Just don't ask "Did you have a good shit?"

We all know women don't do that! They exfoliate

Oh I'll try that one next time "Did you enjoy exfoliating?"

Say no more

Is that where the saying "exfoliating through the eye of a needle" comes from?"

;-)

Nods as good as wink to a blind moose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty easy after a few shandys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hunt the moose, I am the moose. It's got me a lot of cock over the years.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"This is why I have never turned up to a club alone. Regardless of who's there that night I can always play with a buddy."

*changes name by deed poll to Buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is why I have never turned up to a club alone. Regardless of who's there that night I can always play with a buddy."

Me and my lucky bitch were at a club, Mrs tries chatting to a guy, no interest from him. Few hours later when he's had no luck elsewhere he comes back full of "Bbe your, like, so bootiful an at, right?", "fuck off mate, this is my moose"... Tsk tsk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id hope I was never the last woman alone! With u fickle lot lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id hope I was never the last woman alone! With u fickle lot lol...

With that arse you'd be one of the first ones picked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id hope I was never the last woman alone! With u fickle lot lol...

With that arse you'd be one of the first ones picked up

God I wish I was that smooth - do you give lessons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id hope I was never the last woman alone! With u fickle lot lol...

With that arse you'd be one of the first ones picked up

Get ur beer goggles you've scored...lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman."

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

would you bait it with chocolate or jewelry??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman."

Buy a Nissan bluebird, park outside club, pretend you're a taxi cab

job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

would you bait it with chocolate or jewelry?? "

Vodka Redbull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do the opposite of moose hunting, I liked to call it "revenge of the worm" end of the night, when the charming and good looking guys had slowly got their "sure thing" d*unk or whatever, I would find "the model" the lady who no one thinks they have a chance with, and I would bowl up like I was hot or something and go on the charm offensive.

8 out of ten times I would go home alone, but those two out of ten times, when you are getting into a taxi, with the hottest woman there, it's just nice to see the faces of the moose hunters, and they deserved it for being so judgemental and calling any woman a moose, and using her in such a manner, shame on them, shame on them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty easy after a few shandys.

We're easy before a few shandies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

would you bait it with chocolate or jewelry?? "

Chocolate for the fatties, jewelry for the gold diggers, and booze for the piss 'eads!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

would you bait it with chocolate or jewelry??

Vodka Redbull."

The choice of many, but the downfall of lots. Try a glass of sweet sherry #gilf

*Grandmother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

would you bait it with chocolate or jewelry??

Chocolate for the fatties, jewelry for the gold diggers, and booze for the piss 'eads!"

And the added advantage that you will know what she is by what is missing, good idea that.

So we have a plan, and i have the box, stick and bit of string ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a self confessed munter I object to the tone OP

No need to hunt.. we'll find you and if you're lucky, you'll learn what REALLY matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Buy a Nissan bluebird, park outside club, pretend you're a taxi cab

job done

I don't drive. That could be a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Buy a Nissan bluebird, park outside club, pretend you're a taxi cab

job done

I don't drive. That could be a problem. "

who says you have to drive it anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a self confessed munter I object to the tone OP

No need to hunt.. we'll find you and if you're lucky, you'll learn what REALLY matters

I've never learned a thing! And I'm damn well not going to start now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

Foxes are easily caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on we have all had beer goggles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind moose hunting in clubs , try it when dogging

Nice and dark , any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind moose hunting in clubs , try it when dogging

Nice and dark , any holes a goal

its the stubble that give is away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women are beautiful in my opinion I'm on hear to swing with likeminded women weight higher and anything else didn't bother me

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Never mind moose hunting in clubs , try it when dogging

Nice and dark , any holes a goal

its the stubble that give is away.

unless they've taken their false teeth out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

Foxes are easily caught

foxes are wily

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"I don't lower my standards, I'm rubbish at approaching any woman.

Set the trap and they will come to you

I think

Foxes are easily caught

foxes are wily

they usually smell of wee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I have never turned up to a club alone. Regardless of who's there that night I can always play with a buddy.

*changes name by deed poll to Buddy

Change yer surname to Oliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

Mmmmmm kebab. (Drool)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

Mmmmmm kebab. (Drool)"

Badly packed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

Mmmmmm kebab. (Drool)

Badly packed..."

i love picking them apart so badly packed is ok with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

Mmmmmm kebab. (Drool)

Badly packed...

i love picking them apart so badly packed is ok with me

That just sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know why I kept getting offered a bag of chips on the way home,from the kebab shop

Mmmmmm kebab. (Drool)

Badly packed...

i love picking them apart so badly packed is ok with me

That just sounds wrong

of course it is, lol, but then so am I.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's when the moose knocks you back, you know you are in serious minter territory then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when the moose knocks you back, you know you are in serious minter territory then

Hell i could not even pull when i had MJ Bad tour tickets back in the early days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when the moose knocks you back, you know you are in serious minter territory then

Hell i could not even pull when i had MJ Bad tour tickets back in the early days."

Oh Sh*t, i am the moose.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Shag or Kebab?"

The eternal dileema of the d*unk single....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moot (moose) point. I like mooses (or is that moosen?)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Moot (moose) point. I like mooses (or is that moosen?)

Moosei?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moot (moose) point. I like mooses (or is that moosen?)

Moosei?"

Quite possibly.

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