FabSwingers.com forum: If you could be any animal, which would it be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Monkey for me, always wanted to dangle from trees by my tail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around"

Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fly on the wall in some situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already am an animal.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a wolf "

Ghost? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around

Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex

I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a wolf

Ghost? Lol"
I think I'm becoming too obvious haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger, cause they're just awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around

Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex

I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!"

You again! No biting if it goes through flesh, or I'll bonk you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like to be a cat. One owned by a little old lady. Free to come and go as I please. Treated like royalty when I decide I want to be sociable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a wolf

Ghost? Lol I think I'm becoming too obvious haha "

All together now

YOU KNOW NOTHING JON SNOW!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Cat - lie around doing fuck all in the daytime, on the prowl at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around

Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex

I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!"

you should take a trip over to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ivory Coast; worked over there on rigs, wasn't a nice time, The Cannibal soldiers of Liberia believe that if they eat the heart of their enemy they take the soul and become stronger.

some humans are sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come back as a domestic cat with a single woman as my carer. She would have to be good with cats and curvy.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fucking unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope to come back as an Eagle in the next life

eagle or a wolf would be fine, as long as its not another stunt of being human, one of the worst species around

Those are good ones, but I dunno about humans being the worst around... gotta be a male black widow spider, gets eaten after sex

I'd eat you after sex if you signed a disclaimer, would love to bite through flesh!

You again! No biting if it goes through flesh, or I'll bonk you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper again"

Kinky sod!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some humans are sick

Ooh god, I saw a documentary about that, with general Butt Naked. Really scary place to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some humans are sick

Ooh god, I saw a documentary about that, with general Butt Naked. Really scary place to be."

Yes, I was over there in 1999/2000, lasted 2 trips, it was the food that was worst, constant stomach upsets, but if you log onto youtube and type in The Cannibal Warlords of Liberia, you will see what its about.

anyway, back to your post; either an eagle or Wolf for me

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Cockroach - those fuckers can survive anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A seagull, probably. Then I too can be a pain in the ass at 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch , he has a marvellous life and is such a happy smilie fellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tasmanian devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockroach - those fuckers can survive anything. "

Haha, never thought anyone would want to be a cockroach but I like your thinking

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I'd like to be a giant panda please.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A barnacle.....

Because they are cunningly bisexual, they have the longest cock relative to their body size of any animal, so they can happily fuck all their neighbours without needing to leave home...

I so want to be a barnacle....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cat - I'm halfway there already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peacock,,im halfway there already

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd like to be a lion. So I could lounge about in the sun all day with a pack of women and eat lots of meat

Oh and sing lion king songs all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd come back as a domestic cat with a single woman as my carer. She would have to be good with cats and curvy. "

You could be my cat,if you promise not to poo in my wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peacock,,im halfway there already

You just need the pea

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Has to be a tigger lol xx

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

A dolphin, they are one of the only animal who have sex purely for fun

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ohh has to be a cat.. You rule the house on your own terms

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

A cat for sure!

Pretty sure number 3/4 feline anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark ,, right dentist you twat show me how to brush to my gum line now if you dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats

I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!

I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck.

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats

I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!

I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow "

That's called being a teenager!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would like to be a Merlin, a beautiful little bird of prey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats

I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!

I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow

That's called being a teenager! "

I have a son who's approaching teenager stage

I'm sooooo dreading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Gazelle ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Badger... because then I would know just how rough a badger's arse feels

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

I bet a horse is a real popular one

big powerfull and massive... ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'd say a cat, one of those smokey grey whiskas type cats

I'd parade around the house just doing as I please!!!

I'd own my humans and have them now to by every meow

That's called being a teenager!

I have a son who's approaching teenager stage

I'm sooooo dreading "

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a giant panda for me plz x

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"A dolphin, they are one of the only animal who have sex purely for fun

Bonobos do too. And the females rule the roost too.

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