FabSwingers.com forum: Deep questions??

By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm awake too early and bored with the ephemeral - lets have yer deeper questions here!!

Your starter for 10 - what is the meaning of life? ?lol!

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over a year ago

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

When will summer arrive? Xx

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Sometime around mid June but it will be gone by July lol

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

That was a quick thread. All wrapped up and answered in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what to have for breakfast? oh, i keant is there something beyond death?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you never see baby pigeons?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"When will summer arrive? Xx"

I think we're in a blackthorn winter, I saw the blossom last sat!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do you never see baby pigeons? "

You know I wondered that too!! Where are the pigeon nests??

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"what to have for breakfast? oh, i keant is there something beyond death?"

Bacon and yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i borrowed 100 quid from my 'car fund'.. do i pay myself back.. or just find a car 100 pound less lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Why doesn't macdonalds switch the breakfast back to 11am rather than 10.30

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"i borrowed 100 quid from my 'car fund'.. do i pay myself back.. or just find a car 100 pound less lol"

Pay yourself back - you'll get a better car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Marinas Trench.

That's deep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why doesn't macdonalds switch the breakfast back to 11am rather than 10.30"

oh dont get me started on them..

i ordered a sausage n egg mcmuffin..

to my horror it had a slab of cheese inside.. ruined it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Beans*

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Tea and toast

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"42"

I can't go for that, no can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

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over a year ago

"I'm awake too early and bored with the ephemeral - lets have yer deeper questions here!!

Your starter for 10 - what is the meaning of life? ?lol!

Don't you mean Lidl? Bloody predictive text eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and egg sandwich after my run later.

Something deep........no I dint think I can dobthat with out another coffee first

It is a gorgeous morning though

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut"

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm awake too early and bored with the ephemeral - lets have yer deeper questions here!!

Your starter for 10 - what is the meaning of life? ?lol!

Don't you mean Lidl? Bloody predictive text eh

Haha does Lidl have ein meaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

My favourite 2 words wt and messy,oh and moist i like moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

My favourite 2 words wt and messy,oh and moist i like moist"

My phone is shit

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

My favourite 2 words wt and messy,oh and moist i like moist"

I can do all three

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

My favourite 2 words wt and messy,oh and moist i like moist

My phone is shit

I told you no shit!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

Frisky please please please with sugar on top will you fuck me?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

Frisky please please please with sugar on top will you fuck me?

Yes but hurry up I'm going riding in a minute!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

Frisky please please please with sugar on top will you fuck me?

Yes but hurry up I'm going riding in a minute!!!

Like on a horse?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

Frisky please please please with sugar on top will you fuck me?

Yes but hurry up I'm going riding in a minute!!!

Like on a horse? "

Great big 'orse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does no one want to fuck me damn it ha

I'm sure they do - have you asked them nicely?

Frisky please please please with sugar on top will you fuck me?

Yes but hurry up I'm going riding in a minute!!!

Like on a horse?

Great big 'orse!

You'll make the horse blush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many calories does pussy have and can you get fat from eating it?

Bonus question : If you start eating yourself can you gain weight or will you disappear completely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the person who drives the snow plough get to work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't planes made out of the same material as the black box they carry?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why does my nightly bus home come into the station as a double decker..then leaves to park up.It then comes back as a single..with a waiting queue that can barely fit on the bus......grrrrrrrrrr

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How does the person who drives the snow plough get to work?

He drives a VW Beetle according to the iconic press ad!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why aren't planes made out of the same material as the black box they carry?"

Good point, but I suspect they would struggle to get off the ground!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Brown sauce or tomato?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

Does your granny actually know how to suck eggs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

Because they are... 9 messages in my inbox this morning..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Brown sauce or tomato?"

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why is there only one monopolies commission?"

Hahaha, oh very good.....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

Because they are... 9 messages in my inbox this morning..

But your avatar is you face babe lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42"

Thread killer!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Brown sauce or tomato?

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

FIGHT!!!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Brown sauce or tomato?

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

FIGHT!!!!"

Can I shove Tabasco into the mix also please while you're at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown sauce or tomato?

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

Red? On bacon?

RED!

You're dead to me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

Because they are... 9 messages in my inbox this morning..

But your avatar is you face babe lol!!

And moat people would agree that this face belongs to a cock...ergo cock pic avatar

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

Because they are... 9 messages in my inbox this morning..

But your avatar is you face babe lol!!

And moat people would agree that this face belongs to a cock...ergo cock pic avatar

Ah well, far be it from me to argue with the moat people....

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Brown sauce or tomato?

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

Red? On bacon?

RED!

You're dead to me....."

You are KIDDING!! The sweetness perfectly balances the saltiness, it HAS to be Heinz too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was totally prepared to ask a deep question I've been wondering, but I see we're still on cock pics lol. I'll come back later haha

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Brown sauce or tomato?

Brown on eggs, tomato on bacon.

Mustard on sausages.

Anything else is sacrilege!

If you have an egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, there's only one thing for it....

FIGHT!!!!

Can I shove Tabasco into the mix also please while you're at it?"

NOOOO!!! You are allowed worcestershire sauce if there is no HP sauce available (other brown sauces are crap lets face it!)

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I was totally prepared to ask a deep question I've been wondering, but I see we're still on cock pics lol. I'll come back later haha"

Lets face it it all comes down to cock and ball in the end!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is there intelligent life on Earth?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Is there intelligent life on Earth?"

I see no evidence here.....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Is there intelligent life on Earth?"

Define intelligent ? Or intelligence ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Is there intelligent life on Earth?

Define intelligent ? Or intelligence ?"

I'm being facetious

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Is there intelligent life on Earth?

Define intelligent ? Or intelligence ?

I'm being facetious

Is that something to do with poo ?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Is there intelligent life on Earth?

Define intelligent ? Or intelligence ?

I'm being facetious

Is that something to do with poo ?

QED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get to the end thinking that was one hell of a ride.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"To get to the end thinking that was one hell of a ride. "

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"To get to the end thinking that was one hell of a ride. "

I'm working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i borrowed 100 quid from my 'car fund'.. do i pay myself back.. or just find a car 100 pound less lol"

Go for the same price car.....flash your tits and get a discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

Could be argued you're wet and messy.....don't see anyone complaining though lol

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By *llen n SebbCouple
over a year ago

Walkinstown

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

For the same reason some women think dressing like a tin of Quality Street is a winning plan.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

Could be argued you're wet and messy.....don't see anyone complaining though lol

Haha, you rude man!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Why do men think cock avatars are a good idea?

For the same reason some women think dressing like a tin of Quality Street is a winning plan.

Oh I'm a strawberry cream tonight alright!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Full english breakie or cheese on toast with beand on?

Ooh full English every time - no bloody beans though, philistine!

No beans?and you call me a philistine tut tut tut

Beans ruin a good English -they're too wet and messy!!

Could be argued you're wet and messy.....don't see anyone complaining though lol

Actually you make me laugh - one of my first ever veris said exactly that hahaha!

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