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I've Lost Me Wand!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

How the dickens am I supposed to go to sleep now?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nooo. I sense trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a fork instead

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Have a wank "

Not without my trusty friend. I think I've left it in the dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you not have a spare woman

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Electric toothbrush??

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"How can you not have a spare woman "

I know!

I bought a friend one a few years back, her first. When it burnt out, she was beside herself with frustration. She is always in possession of two now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

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I'm told fleshlights are effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

I'm told fleshlights are effective."

They can get electronic ones that pump and squeeze to mimic oral sex. Or a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

"

A hoover nozzle?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

A hoover nozzle? "

1 of my sisters used to work in a hospital a and e apparently men have a lot of hoover related errrr mis happs

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Men use wands too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Strangely enough I have an unused doxy is it or dixy. Don't ask why it's a long dull story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

A hoover nozzle? "

Too much suction and I'd lose my testicles I think

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

[Removed by poster at 28/04/16 01:23:53]

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Strangely enough I have an unused doxy is it or dixy. Don't ask why it's a long dull story"

I'll rehome it. Need one in my travelling circus suitcase

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Don't you think it's rather strange (in my opinion anyway) that men lack a lot of sex toys or things to assist them cum?

Not sure what the men would use. Hmm

"

Try a wand. My original Hitachi gives massively intense orgasms. Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you've found your wand Topsy. Think I may need to borrow it.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Strangely enough I have an unused doxy is it or dixy. Don't ask why it's a long dull story

I'll rehome it. Need one in my travelling circus suitcase "

It would need a suitcase of its own it's huge cost me bloody 90 quid to. Useless bloody thing

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Strangely enough I have an unused doxy is it or dixy. Don't ask why it's a long dull story

I'll rehome it. Need one in my travelling circus suitcase

It would need a suitcase of its own it's huge cost me bloody 90 quid to. Useless bloody thing "

Lol i tried a fab friends once and nearly cried with frustration. Mines amazing and his was crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strangely enough I have an unused doxy is it or dixy. Don't ask why it's a long dull story

I'll rehome it. Need one in my travelling circus suitcase

It would need a suitcase of its own it's huge cost me bloody 90 quid to. Useless bloody thing

Lol i tried a fab friends once and nearly cried with frustration. Mines amazing and his was crap "

Haha funny how we become attached to our own personal wands isn't it? Nothing feels as good as our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you not have a spare woman "

I'd be happy with one woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost me wand? Now, that's magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the dickens am I supposed to go to sleep now?"

Did ya leave it at Hogwarts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a fork instead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mentally re trace where you last used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely if you've shoved it in that deep you can still pull it out with the flex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the OP ever get to sleep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How the dickens am I supposed to go to sleep now?"

Check your foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only female that don't enjoy toys ???

Well apart from a butt plug.

I prefer using my fingers to toys

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"How can you not have a spare woman

I'd be happy with one woman."

Monogamist!!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

OP don't lose your broom or you won't be able to get home either

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put a towel in the washing machine ... long spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only female that don't enjoy toys ???

Well apart from a butt plug.

I prefer using my fingers to toys "

Maybe you need a toy boy

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Did the OP ever get to sleep.... "

Eventually but it wasn't the same. She's always there, plugged in, by my bed.

I missed her.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did the OP ever get to sleep....

Eventually but it wasn't the same. She's always there, plugged in, by my bed.

I missed her. "

Did you check amongst the forestation that conceals your mingle Topsy? Anything could get lost in there.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Mingle minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only female that don't enjoy toys ???

Well apart from a butt plug.

I prefer using my fingers to toys "

I don't have any... prefer the real thing or fingers

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Did the OP ever get to sleep....

Eventually but it wasn't the same. She's always there, plugged in, by my bed.

I missed her.

Did you check amongst the forestation that conceals your mingle Topsy? Anything could get lost in there. "

Tell me about it. Last month I found a jap sniper who thought WW2 was still going strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only female that don't enjoy toys ???

Well apart from a butt plug.

I prefer using my fingers to toys "

I'm not a fan either...

I'm definitely 'old skool'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only female that don't enjoy toys ???

Well apart from a butt plug.

I prefer using my fingers to toys

I'm not a fan either...

I'm definitely 'old skool' "

i was like that until i got a doxy

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

She's home!

I'll try not to hit a too high a number on the Richter scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God youve been reunited OP I was sad for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's home!

I'll try not to hit a too high a number on the Richter scale. "

where was she hiding

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"She's home!

I'll try not to hit a too high a number on the Richter scale.

where was she hiding "

I'd left her at my local club. A spare is winging its way to me though, can't have that tradegy happening again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's home!

I'll try not to hit a too high a number on the Richter scale.

where was she hiding

I'd left her at my local club. A spare is winging its way to me though, can't have that tradegy happening again."

forward planning - i like that

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