FabSwingers.com forum: I demand attenton !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your demand ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even attention lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That everyone gets on with each other and there's world peace.

Obviously.

Can't believe anyone would have anything remotely selfish as their demand .. I mean! ..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sleep!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life....."

I can find clams in the warrington market all the time. But you right. Spaniards are eating all the clams

Mrs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A shrubbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shrubbery"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

And world peace

No poverty

No hunger

But I can't even get an acknowledgement on other threads I will never get these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clams.... i can never find clams.... mussels and scallops by the bucket load but apparently we export all our clams to Spain.... my one disappointment in life.....

I can find clams in the warrington market all the time. But you right. Spaniards are eating all the clams

Mrs

Stop eating all my clams.! Please! Everytime `i go to the fishmongers he tries to palm me off with mussels...

Bloody Spaniards (this is why I am voting out, I want my clams back!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And world peace

No poverty

No hunger

But I can't even get an acknowledgement on other threads I will never get these things

Aw - I see you

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

Damn, you beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The winning euro millions numbers for Friday!!

(If I win the drinks are on me, for a week!)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"And world peace

No poverty

No hunger

But I can't even get an acknowledgement on other threads I will never get these things

Aw - I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The winning euro millions numbers for Friday!!

(If I win the drinks are on me, for a week!)"

Its my turn to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine. Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand 100% of my compensation...

If you've been involved in an accident that was not your fault call Parasites R Us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine. Now."

You have most gorgeous seductive stunning eyes I've ever seen in Fabland.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

To have my bare buttocks spanked with a wet kipper . Not a dry one.....that would be madness !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand you fab my new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my poo poo ache to go away without me having to get outta my nice warm bed n to into the cold bathroom n have said poo poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

Damn, you beat me to it."

Ner ner

I feel your pain....It's shit when you think of something funny n you scroll down n some bast'd beats you to it!

It was me this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine. Now.

You have most gorgeous seductive stunning eyes I've ever seen in Fabland.

An exaggeration....but thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!

Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand a nice guy who wants to laugh at me d*unk and dancing all night on Friday night. And maybe join in.

You'd think this would be easy to achieve. But no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I demand you fab my new pics

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I demand you fab my new pics

Done

Fabbed you too.....yum yum

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!

Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact!

Monty, you terrible cunt

(I just stick to the short quotes i can remember LOL)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here,and we want them now!......hic!

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

Fuck it,some methylated spirits will do.....that's the connoisseurs choice!

Sorry it's not verbatim,I'm getting lazy n couldn't be arsed googling the line.......great film though...a classic in fact!

Monty, you terrible cunt

(I just stick to the short quotes i can remember LOL)"

Damn!My memory must be shot to bits.....I don't remember that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And world peace

No poverty

No hunger

But I can't even get an acknowledgement on other threads I will never get these things

Hello Red mwah

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nothing much - love, happiness and unlimited power, maybe?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My first Fitbit-recorded sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy 2 steaks the one on the bottom is just as nice as the one on top rather than a lovely looking steak on the top and the bottom one a shitty half sized grisly runty bit. Mrs A x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A Bob Monkhouse impersonator and seven little people, dressed up as those dwarves out of that marvelous Walt Disney film about the woman who goes to sleep for a hundred years after biting a poisoned dwarf, or maybe pricking her finger on a rather sharp apple... or something. Taller people are acceptable, of course. It's attitude, more than altitude, that's important here. Don't forget the pointy hats!

That's all I want.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I demand a good nights sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent typewriter ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand that you read this.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I demand for cancer to fuck off!

Not for the reasons we are loosing too many celebrities to it, but for all the non celebrities that we have lost that no one gets to hear about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shrubbery"

Bother. Beat me to it.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Some more sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand someone to join me on an orgasm right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine. Now.

You have most gorgeous seductive stunning eyes I've ever seen in Fabland.

Had to look.

Stunning.

And so many fucking excellent pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

camp haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand bacon sandwiches....now !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie, coffee, nap then lots of sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast NOW!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie, coffee, nap then lots of sex please

I will acceptthat offer ...see you in 5 mins ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie, coffee, nap then lots of sex please

I will acceptthat offer ...see you in 5 mins ha x"

Small problem of being sat on the 18 atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk tray!!!! A box of milk tray with a dick through the lid.....oh and world peace !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk tray!!!! A box of milk tray with a dick through the lid.....oh and world peace !!!"

I can assist with your first demand....n maybe,one day......if the male population of earth concentrated on sticking their cocks through choc box lids instead of waging war against each other....we will then have world peace!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A shrubbery

Bother. Beat me to it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand a bank holiday weekend

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"What is your demand ?"

A weekend of filth with fab friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle or two of wine

and the snow to do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shrubbery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand a sausage and egg mcmuffin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I could use a ten ton truck .. If that's available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i demand a shoulder rub

some cherry ice cream

a bacon sarnie..

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a demanding person,honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand a genuine sexy message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your demand ?"

I have no demands, I am happy within my self, at peace, relaxed and chilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I demand a bank holiday good night kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I demand a bank holiday good night kiss

Well, as I like ELO - mwah night night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I demand a 6ft fit fairly local bi guy to present himself for inspection. Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never damand,,never,,its so desperate sounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slimming world

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"never damand,,never,,its so desperate sounding

Some of us have to we don't get otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never damand,,never,,its so desperate sounding

Some of us have to we don't get otherwise

don't be silly

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