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Far fetched reasons - didn't turn up for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My car was crushed by a tank.

Jokey thread, although you may have had ridiculous ones that are real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I couldn't make it as I am a doctor and as I was coming up the motorway I saw a very bad RTA and decided to stop and assist

(true BTW)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be very late for the meet as I am being hold in the immigration interview room in calais as I just realised I lost my passport in italy as I been on holiday there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely had a girl cancel a pre booked club event for jury duty haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a cancellation, but extremely irritating: organised a social meet. I was told the time to meet by the guy. Half an hour before the agreed time, I was told he would be early. Five minutes after the meet time, I was told he'd be another five minutes. He was another ten.

Clearly not that bothered about meeting me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's an idiot to keep you waiting. Amazing pics

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Most of mine just 'forget' to turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's an idiot to keep you waiting. Amazing pics"

That's v nice of you. No better than most here, though.

Why aren't we shagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your age restrictions are 40 plus and I'm 33 haha you definitely look younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got let down by the same guy twice. First time, he told me his Car had broken down on the motorway... Decided to give him the benefit of the doubt... The second time, he was 'apparently' pulled over by the Police, for having a broken headlight... Again on the motorway, and told to go home... I blocked him after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys love chatting and the thrill of the chase but bottle meets. Ridiculous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's an idiot to keep you waiting. Amazing pics

That's v nice of you. No better than most here, though.

Why aren't we shagging?

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just realised that we are local too haha

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Dog sitting......not baby , but a dog . Oh deary me . Sort of reminds me of old school days excuses.....the dog ate me homework . Or in this case , the dog ate my pussy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your age restrictions are 40 plus and I'm 33 haha you definitely look younger"

You're too kind. And damn your parents not shagging sooner!

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By *ldermaturefunMan
over a year ago

worcester city

Got my fantasy caught in a fence its soar

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

The wife thought about it and decided that your cock was too big for her

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By *ldermaturefunMan
over a year ago

worcester city

Fany should lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your age restrictions are 40 plus and I'm 33 haha you definitely look younger

You're too kind. And damn your parents not shagging sooner!

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be great to chat. Why not not take a chance and private message me. What have we got to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a cancellation, but extremely irritating: organised a social meet. I was told the time to meet by the guy. Half an hour before the agreed time, I was told he would be early. Five minutes after the meet time, I was told he'd be another five minutes. He was another ten.

Clearly not that bothered about meeting me. "

I definitely would have been 10 minutes early your stunning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't make it as I am an archeologist and whilst on a dig unearthed a 14th century mass grave and contracted the Black Death but I am ok now.

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