FabSwingers.com forum: Mistaken identity

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have you ever been mistaken for someone else.

Im constantly being mixed up with another woman here. We share the same full names, same doctor and same date of birth only she is a year older than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry Wogan

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Terry Wogan"

*crosses her off list*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Funky Monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish david beckham but its more like david blunkett

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Funky Monkey. "

Oh come on you know you two are twins seperated at birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steptoe (the father) lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Funky Monkey.

Oh come on you know you two are twins seperated at birth"

It's actually infinitely more complex and involves a time machine... long story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaun connery several times xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Funky Monkey.

Oh come on you know you two are twins seperated at birth

It's actually infinitely more complex and involves a time machine... long story!

I have plenty of time

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

I'm special...

I feel sorry for any poor sod who was mistaken for me

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm special...

I feel sorry for any poor sod who was mistaken for me

when you had your other avator on i got you mixed up with pearl necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No im unique

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

"Shaun connery several times xx

I didnt know you meant in our dreams....tut, I'm mistaken for Halle Berry all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever been mistaken for someone else.

Im constantly being mixed up with another woman here. We share the same full names, same doctor and same date of birth only she is a year older than me"

There is someone else in Leicester that shares the identical name and date of birth as Shaz (same year of birth also) and caused us a few problems in the past.

Shaz got refused from going on the council list as they said she owed them rent, been refused joining banks cause this other person has bad credit and even had letters sent here from collection agencies we have never heard of.

It can be real odd feeling when you get a threatning letter from a collection agency for a few £1000 come in your name even though you don't owe anyone a dime.

Will be funny though when the bailiffs come knocking the door and wrong address

We would love to see what this other Sharon looks like lol

Tony

P.S we keep everything locked when we go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I don't have a body double

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You were with him in 'Darby O'Gill and the Little People' then

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Funky Monkey.

Oh come on you know you two are twins seperated at birth

It's actually infinitely more complex and involves a time machine... long story!

I have plenty of time

If he has a time machine you won't need to worry about the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep all the time:- Edmund Blackadder.

And Mrs Easyshare:- Baldrick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yep all the time:- Edmund Blackadder.

And Mrs Easyshare:- Baldrick."

She's out again today then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry Wogan

*crosses her off list*

You've seen me lol so you must agree!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever been mistaken for someone else.

Im constantly being mixed up with another woman here. We share the same full names, same doctor and same date of birth only she is a year older than me"

actually you look REALLY like a good friend of mine, had to check it wasnt her when i first saw you, and you have the same name even! x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Terry Wogan

*crosses her off list*

You've seen me lol so you must agree!!!"

*puts her back on list with a special star*

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I always thought Inflictus and Fungal Mankey where a bit like the conjoined fetus lady in Southpark… Inflictus being the dangly one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep all the time:- Edmund Blackadder.

And Mrs Easyshare:- Baldrick.

She's out again today then?"

Yup, how`d ya guess?

Well actually she`s down the allotment caring for her turnips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry Wogan

*crosses her off list*

You've seen me lol so you must agree!!!

*puts her back on list with a special star*

Would you like a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

more like shaun the sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to shave during the week and if i'm working the weekend i won't shave then either..

I once got mistaken for Rhys Ifans character in Notting Hill. Funnily enough I was in Notting Hill at the time.(the west london district,not the hugh grant moving picture)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I always thought Inflictus and Fungal Mankey where a bit like the conjoined fetus lady in Southpark… Inflictus being the dangly one."

pmsl @ Inflictus and fungal - now getting weird looks across the office!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you should ask: Tyra Banks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend not to shave during the week and if i'm working the weekend i won't shave then either..

I once got mistaken for Rhys Ifans character in Notting Hill. Funnily enough I was in Notting Hill at the time.(the west london district,not the hugh grant moving picture)"

Tra or Mar?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol"

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

Big Bertha from the box for you first wee yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

Big Bertha from the box for you first wee yin

Noooo feckin wayyyyy xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

Big Bertha from the box for you first wee yin

Noooo feckin wayyyyy xx

You will have to sweat it and see only 6 months to go

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

Big Bertha from the box for you first wee yin

Noooo feckin wayyyyy xx

better sleep with one eye open then!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh ya did this last time wi ya no existent secret ya biatch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun connery several times xx

You didnt have to state the obvious, i mean its obvious im always getting mistaken for cheryl cole but i just assumed that was a given

Old king cole ya means xx

August isnt that far away you know plus i now got my secret weapon

Oh ya bringing Maddie aint ya xx

oh yes and femme but something even better lol

Ooooh please say strapon please xx

Big Bertha from the box for you first wee yin

Noooo feckin wayyyyy xx

better sleep with one eye open then!!!!"

Sleep?? what with your snoring xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Huh ya did this last time wi ya no existent secret ya biatch xx

Just hope you can run fast, best grow some longer legs before then

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I was at a social organised by A.N.Other site in a pub on the Barbican in Plymouth. A group of customers let it be known to the rest of the people with me how lucky they were to have someone from the telly drinking with them (pointing at me) but they never said who they thought I was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get dawn french or meatloaf haha

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i get dawn french or meatloaf haha"

I think Dawn French is soooo sexy

Meatloaf, jeez they need their eyes testing hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we lived in the midlands I was refused entry to a couple of pubs in the Cannock area, because they said I'd been thrown out for fighting in the preceding weeks.

One of the pubs, it was the first time I'd ever been in, but they wouldn't believe me.

I went to a charity do at "Maime's" night club soon after with my wife. As soon as I walked in 2 bouncers stopped me. After pleading my innocence they asked me for ID, then they let me in.

However one of the bouncers come and stood by our table all night and even followed me to the Gents.

We didn't live in the Cannock area, so don't know who I was supposed to look like

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"When we lived in the midlands I was refused entry to a couple of pubs in the Cannock area, because they said I'd been thrown out for fighting in the preceding weeks.

One of the pubs, it was the first time I'd ever been in, but they wouldn't believe me.

I went to a charity do at "Maime's" night club soon after with my wife. As soon as I walked in 2 bouncers stopped me. After pleading my innocence they asked me for ID, then they let me in.

However one of the bouncers come and stood by our table all night and even followed me to the Gents.

We didn't live in the Cannock area, so don't know who I was supposed to look like

Charles Bronson? (not the american one)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"When we lived in the midlands I was refused entry to a couple of pubs in the Cannock area, because they said I'd been thrown out for fighting in the preceding weeks.

One of the pubs, it was the first time I'd ever been in, but they wouldn't believe me.

I went to a charity do at "Maime's" night club soon after with my wife. As soon as I walked in 2 bouncers stopped me. After pleading my innocence they asked me for ID, then they let me in.

However one of the bouncers come and stood by our table all night and even followed me to the Gents.

We didn't live in the Cannock area, so don't know who I was supposed to look like

Charles Bronson? (not the american one)"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bronson_poster.jpg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we lived in the midlands I was refused entry to a couple of pubs in the Cannock area, because they said I'd been thrown out for fighting in the preceding weeks.

One of the pubs, it was the first time I'd ever been in, but they wouldn't believe me.

I went to a charity do at "Maime's" night club soon after with my wife. As soon as I walked in 2 bouncers stopped me. After pleading my innocence they asked me for ID, then they let me in.

However one of the bouncers come and stood by our table all night and even followed me to the Gents.

We didn't live in the Cannock area, so don't know who I was supposed to look like

Charles Bronson? (not the american one)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bronson_poster.jpg"

lol, we were at a party and a lady said I looked scary because I looked like Bronson

That's why I grew the goatee. Could never shave my tash off

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

On the bright side Tom Hardy who plays Bronson is gorgeous......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, as I am rather unique!

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