FabSwingers.com forum: Anyway enough of the fat versus thin threads

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

tall fucker here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

trust you to think of that lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

I will take bashful, he looks like he could do with being taught a trick or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

** Waves hand in the air**

Me Me Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing Like self advertising lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say yes, but I might break you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say yes, but I might break you!

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I'd take my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

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By *urton-bi-coupleCouple
over a year ago

burton

Come on then soapy hop on the love train!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

No way.

You dress funny... *sound of breaking glass fills the air...*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not a hope in hell Doapy xxxxxx

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

go on soapy show us you're nan enough to take it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

...and she ain't joking either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

...and she ain't joking either!

Oh I know she ain't lol bring it on sassy babe Mmmmm xx

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later....."

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx

Shurrup and get back in the pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm i would like to see an ullumpa fuck my wife he might need an jockstrap on otherwise he would fall in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx

Will "Easywipes" be ok?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

...and she ain't joking either!

Oh I know she ain't lol bring it on sassy babe Mmmmm xx

For "babe" it's wire brush AND carbolic soap!!!

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

wha hey can I come and watch and laugh at poor little soapy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!!

more like ankles fab!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!!

6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

"6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol

grief what you been eating to make you grow so tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol

grief what you been eating to make you grow so tall

dam comer in the wrong place lol, and i luv being small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, don't leave out the average height men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so"

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

Stepladder!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

Stepladder!!!!!!!

He'll be the one using it

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

Stepladder!!!!!!!

He'll be the one using it

unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny with lumpy bits? Any takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

as long as you don't mind shagging a fat bird

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

Sshhhh ya will spoil me street cred xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!"

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

"wha hey can I come and watch and laugh at poor little soapy

I'd charge, could be a real money spinner

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx

you got pics Chez??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx

you got pics Chez??????

No i burned em all xxx

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