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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx "

tall fucker here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx "

trust you to think of that lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx "

I will take bashful, he looks like he could do with being taught a trick or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx "

** Waves hand in the air**

Me Me Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing Like self advertising lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say yes, but I might break you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say yes, but I might break you! "
I'd take my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

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By *urton-bi-coupleCouple
over a year ago

burton

Come on then soapy hop on the love train!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

No way.

You dress funny... *sound of breaking glass fills the air...*

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not a hope in hell Doapy xxxxxx

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though! "

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though! "

go on soapy show us you're nan enough to take it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

"

...and she ain't joking either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

:-

...and she ain't joking either! "

Oh I know she ain't lol bring it on sassy babe Mmmmm xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later....."

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx "

Shurrup and get back in the pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm i would like to see an ullumpa fuck my wife he might need an jockstrap on otherwise he would fall in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kind of like little guys, when you have finished with them you can give them a quick rinse under the tap and slip them back in your coat pocket for later.....

You ain't rinsing me under no tap xx "

Will "Easywipes" be ok?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I HATE these would you threads, but Soapy you've found a new twist. Sadly though, it's a no!

Will scrub ya...with a wire brush though!

Nows theres an offer you simply can't refuse soapy

:-

...and she ain't joking either!

Oh I know she ain't lol bring it on sassy babe Mmmmm xx "

For "babe" it's wire brush AND carbolic soap!!!

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

wha hey can I come and watch and laugh at poor little soapy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!! "

more like ankles fab!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you know what they say about the "short" people.....

what they lack in size they make up for in personality...

I think that is twaddle myself...

You don't hear tall people going on about the trouble of being tall... always "oh woe is me... i'm a shortarse!!!!"

if soapy or any dwarves have a problem with it... they can look me eye to eye!!

erm... neck...

erm .... chest....

erm... kneecap!!!! "

6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol "

grief what you been eating to make you grow so tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6f 3 in my highes heels, would have to be the nips i looked atlol

grief what you been eating to make you grow so tall "

dam comer in the wrong place lol, and i luv being small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, don't leave out the average height men!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so"

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy! "

Stepladder!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

Stepladder!!!!!!! "

He'll be the one using it

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

[Removed by poster at 01/03/11 14:25:21]

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I am only small myself, 5' tall with size 3 feet so it would be great to be able to look a guy in the eye, as opposed to me having to stand on a chair to do so

You'll still need the chair when it comes to Soapy!

Stepladder!!!!!!!

He'll be the one using it "

unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny with lumpy bits? Any takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants ta shag a short fucker?? xx "

as long as you don't mind shagging a fat bird

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!! "

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers) "

Sshhhh ya will spoil me street cred xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers) "

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!"

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"wha hey can I come and watch and laugh at poor little soapy "

I'd charge, could be a real money spinner

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx "

you got pics Chez??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"unless he borrow stilletoes...... again!!!

he managed to gain five inches when he wore bi pussy's thigh boots (...along with her apricot knickers)

cheers Chez - he never told me that part lol!!!!!

CHEZZA ya dead babe xx

you got pics Chez?????? "

No i burned em all xxx

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