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Towels - how do you wear yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're in Chams or some other sauna type club where the attire is a white towel for men, how do you wear yours. Do you have an extra large one so it comes to your ankles. Do you have a regular towel to the knee with a sexy side split. Do you have a regular one but folded in half so its like a micro mini skirt and barely covers your backside. Do you wear it draped casually over one shoulder therefore leaving your tackle completely on show. Do you always end up with the faulty towel that miraculously unfolds and opens up at the front whenever a female walks past. Or are you a Calvin K or Speedo chap?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I wear mine on my head...

...am I doing this wrong then?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"I wear mine on my head...

...am I doing this wrong then? "

Balanced or wrapped round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

face flannel will do me thanks

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

I wear mine on my head...

No that's fine Raj, just keep the curved blade at home there's a good chap

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

hang mine on me towel rail, you know the one we have that points out and up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear mine on my head...

...am I doing this wrong then?

Balanced or wrapped round"

Balanced ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`ve got to take a beach towel to reach around mi gut.

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Covered up head to toe but with holes in all the right places.....

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

I`ve got to take a beach towel to reach around mi gut.

Looks from your photos Easyshare you need to upgrade to a bath sheet

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I`ve got to take a beach towel to reach around mi gut.

Looks from your photos Easyshare you need to upgrade to a bath sheet "

If you click on reply and quote it will quote someones post for you rather than you having to copy and paste...plus it won't look like you are a parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`ve got to take a beach towel to reach around mi gut.

Looks from your photos Easyshare you need to upgrade to a bath sheet

If you click on reply and quote it will quote someones post for you rather than you having to copy and paste...plus it won't look like you are a parrot

Say that again?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


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Ok, as I am a good girl and always do as I am told

I`ve got to take a beach towel to reach around mi gut.

Looks from your photos Easyshare you need to upgrade to a bath sheet

If you click on reply and quote it will quote someones post for you rather than you having to copy and paste...plus it won't look like you are a parrot

Say that again? "

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao three times I cocked up those quotes....hopefully He who dares won't follow how I did them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to take three towels, wrapping one snugly over each of my feet and lower legs then I just drape the last one over my head. I find I get the most attention when looking like Mother Theresa in a pair of Ugg boots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao three times I cocked up those quotes....hopefully He who dares won't follow how I did them


"That's hilarious lol!!! "

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

"

back in your cage now polly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just wrap it round me

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By *picyMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare

duvet day al round

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

"

Ok Polly listen up

Where you click on "reply" with whatever you use to click on it, just use whatever you use to click on it and move it a little bit further to the right, and it will let you reply and quote instead.

It will save you copy and pasting other peoples messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just wrap it round me"

I do like unwrapping presents.....

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

Ok Polly listen up

Where you click on "reply" with whatever you use to click on it, just use whatever you use to click on it and move it a little bit further to the right, and it will let you reply and quote instead.

It will save you copy and pasting other

Flap flap flap, squark squark, who's a clever polly then? well? am I?peoples messages "

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester


"i just wrap it round me"

can't wait to find out what's inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy? "

He did it!!!!!!


"Ok Polly listen up

Where you click on "reply" with whatever you use to click on it, just use whatever you use to click on it and move it a little bit further to the right, and it will let you reply and quote instead.

It will save you copy and pasting other

Flap flap flap, squark squark, who's a clever polly then? well? am I?peoples messages "

What a star!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went to Chams last night and saw all the examples of how to wear a towel and it gives a little insight into the man beneath the towel. For instance men who cover themselves in long ankle skimming towels seem to be a little shy and unsure. Men who wear a normal sized bath towel, just above the knee appear to be confident but not bold. Men who wear very tiny towels or have a towel draped over their shoulder are well endowed, love their manhood types and assume most women love their manhoods too. Men who sit opposite a woman and open their legs wide and have their cocks fall out do not have experience of how to approach women in swinging clubs. Men who open their towels to wiggle their cocks at every passing woman are 'dicks'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to Chams last night and saw all the examples of how to wear a towel and it gives a little insight into the man beneath the towel.

For instance men who cover themselves in long ankle skimming towels seem to be a little shy and unsure.

Men who wear a normal sized bath towel, just above the knee appear to be confident but not bold.

Men who wear very tiny towels or have a towel draped over their shoulder are well endowed, love their manhood types and assume most women love their manhoods too.

Men who sit opposite a woman and open their legs wide and have their cocks fall out do not have experience of how to approach women in swinging clubs.

Men who open their towels to wiggle their cocks at every passing woman are 'dicks'."

I was petrified of going to Chams before, now I'm moreso lol You can actually be judged on how you wear a towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear cut off jeans at Chams. Only used the towell the first time I went.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oo cut off jeans now theres a sexy thought. Theres always nice exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oo cut off jeans now theres a sexy thought.

Theres always nice exceptions"

lol, the first pair I wore, one of the gay guy from behind the bar wanted to try them on, much to Kates amusement. He said I could try his leather ones,

Yeah right, I'm about 5 stone heavier than him. Wouldn't get my leg in his, and he would fit in one leg of mine

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Whilst I accept Chams dress code, it’s certainly not for us; viewing people dressed has much more sex appeal

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

He did it!!!!!!

Ok Polly listen up

Where you click on "reply" with whatever you use to click on it, just use whatever you use to click on it and move it a little bit further to the right, and it will let you reply and quote instead.

It will save you copy and pasting other

Flap flap flap, squark squark, who's a clever polly then? well? am I?peoples messages

Thanks Frock Off, all I need to do now is concentrate on losing the odd socks before I ask somewone where the hot tub is. Um, would cut off paisley and gingham socks be acceptable?

What a star!!! "

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Nobody does the 'granny's tea towel holder' technique then?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"me copy them? not at all. Thanks for the tip though, not sure I can follow that, unlike you guysI don't use a mouse, so no clicks here. What I was doing was cutting and pasting as I reply to message in the forum, sorry if I look like a parrot...Who's a clever boy?

Ok Polly listen up

Where you click on "reply" with whatever you use to click on it, just use whatever you use to click on it and move it a little bit further to the right, and it will let you reply and quote instead.

It will save you copy and pasting other

Flap flap flap, squark squark, who's a clever polly then? well? am I?peoples messages "

You is lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I went to Chams last night and saw all the examples of how to wear a towel and it gives a little insight into the man beneath the towel.

For instance men who cover themselves in long ankle skimming towels seem to be a little shy and unsure.

Men who wear a normal sized bath towel, just above the knee appear to be confident but not bold.

Men who wear very tiny towels or have a towel draped over their shoulder are well endowed, love their manhood types and assume most women love their manhoods too.

Men who sit opposite a woman and open their legs wide and have their cocks fall out do not have experience of how to approach women in swinging clubs.

Men who open their towels to wiggle their cocks at every passing woman are 'dicks'."

ah man you were there?? i was there lol

i need to get myself a big towel for chams cos even their big ones keep popping open

might get meself a chams robe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to Chams last night and saw all the examples of how to wear a towel and it gives a little insight into the man beneath the towel.

For instance men who cover themselves in long ankle skimming towels seem to be a little shy and unsure.

Men who wear a normal sized bath towel, just above the knee appear to be confident but not bold.

Men who wear very tiny towels or have a towel draped over their shoulder are well endowed, love their manhood types and assume most women love their manhoods too.

Men who sit opposite a woman and open their legs wide and have their cocks fall out do not have experience of how to approach women in swinging clubs.

Men who open their towels to wiggle their cocks at every passing woman are 'dicks'."

I now have a pic in my head of a line of men holding open their towels waggling said member and shouting "woooo hoooooo"

Shona

x x x

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Nobody does the 'granny's tea towel holder' technique then? "

I saw a lovely man from here do exactly that on the smoking deck at a social ..very impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have not brought my own towel with me, then I shall requst for an extra large towel, and wear it with a side split.

I have recently bought a pastel pink microfibre wrap with elastic and bottons for attending clubs like Chams, and shall be using that instead.

Pastel pink is not my kind of colour, however, it comes in white or pink and I opted for pink, so that it cannot be mistaken as another person's white towel.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Whilst I accept Chams dress code, it’s certainly not for us; viewing people dressed has much more sex appeal "

Ill try again...without the spelling mistakes and piss poor grammar..

Its the dress code that has always put us off going to Chams...we just wouldnt feel comfortable unfortunately...I cant see why people cant just wear what they feel comfortable in..

Still rules is rules..and it obviously works for most so we cant really moan..

Each to their own..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must admit I dont like wearing towels. For me a big part of swinging is the dressing up. Chris loves the jacuzzi and sauna and once I get wet and sticky I cant get back into the underwear. We have a deal that for the first 3 hours or so I wear my finery and then ill change into the towel for the jacuzzi later on.

I do like the easy access when guys wear towels. But then we also go to Abfabs and the dress code is certainly stricter there and its smart dress only. there is something sexy about undoing a guys shirt and trousers and riding him whilst hes still wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practising my kegel exercises so I can just hang the towel on my knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Id be impressed if you could hang my handbag off it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I just wrap mine round me n hope for the best..if i have to take a deep breath though it seems to bloody fall orf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id be impressed if you could hang my handbag off it "

Haha so would I be, a woman's handbag...I'm not superman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some new ones and as usual wrapped one over my boobs after a bath to dry off some more as I brush my teeth at the sink. I took it off to go put makeup on etc and when I went back to mirror in bathroom completely naked I thought I had developed stretch marks and was horrified... then realised it was the imprint from the squiggly pattern of the towels on my skin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about when your towel is too damp and you get a new one from the bar- do you strip it off, or take it away and change?

I have no shame and just swap it there- no one seems to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh you get some very sexy shorts/calvin kleins walking about mmmmmm. Oh and theres a couple of guys who wear sarongs whats that about.

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

I hate palces that make you wear towels, as i get cold very fast so not good for me.

I asked once if i could wear a t-shirt with the towel. I got a no to that.

So sue will only go to places that we wear cloths or i can wear a t-shirt.

I got good reason.

But hay each to there own

Ian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few hand towels altered so i can wrap em round after a shower and at clubs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few hand towels altered so i can wrap em round after a shower and at clubs xx "

Flannels Soapy, repeat after me fl-ann-els

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Nobody does the 'granny's tea towel holder' technique then?

I saw a lovely man from here do exactly that on the smoking deck at a social ..very impressive "

er...I'm not referring to the ones you hang your towel on, more the ones you push one end into....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a few hand towels altered so i can wrap em round after a shower and at clubs xx

Flannels Soapy, repeat after me fl-ann-els "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate palces that make you wear towels, as i get cold very fast so not good for me.

I asked once if i could wear a t-shirt with the towel. I got a no to that.

So sue will only go to places that we wear cloths or i can wear a t-shirt.

I got good reason.

But hay each to there own

Ian"

Chameleons is the only club we've been to that has such a dress code.

The last couple of times we've been to Chams I've worn cut off denim shorts and a vest top. There were other guys dressed very similar. No one said anything to me. Some people wear their towels high up their body so I can't see the problem with a vest top or tee shirt. If I remember correctly the dress code just used to say "no outside clothes" inside the club, it may be different now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towels just make sense. Its just easier after jacuzzi. I tend to use them at the end of the night ahh bless. In the club girls can go as sexy as they dare and when you hoiked in to basques and stockings I know girls who bring several changes of outfits for just one night and they spend most the night getting changed instead of playing. I just slip a nighty on after jacuzzi. And tend to wear nighty on way home too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh you get some very sexy shorts/calvin kleins walking about mmmmmm. Oh and theres a couple of guys who wear sarongs whats that about."

Lol lol lol Shaz that has made me laugh, yes I had forgotten abou the sarong lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to Chams last night and saw all the examples of how to wear a towel and it gives a little insight into the man beneath the towel.

For instance men who cover themselves in long ankle skimming towels seem to be a little shy and unsure.

Men who wear a normal sized bath towel, just above the knee appear to be confident but not bold.

Men who wear very tiny towels or have a towel draped over their shoulder are well endowed, love their manhood types and assume most women love their manhoods too.

Men who sit opposite a woman and open their legs wide and have their cocks fall out do not have experience of how to approach women in swinging clubs.

Men who open their towels to wiggle their cocks at every passing woman are 'dicks'."

Having attended Chams regularly, I can categorically tell you I've witnessed all the above

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"I hate palces that make you wear towels, as i get cold very fast so not good for me.

I asked once if i could wear a t-shirt with the towel. I got a no to that.

So sue will only go to places that we wear cloths or i can wear a t-shirt.

I got good reason.

But hay each to there own

Ian

Chameleons is the only club we've been to that has such a dress code.

The last couple of times we've been to Chams I've worn cut off denim shorts and a vest top. There were other guys dressed very similar. No one said anything to me. Some people wear their towels high up their body so I can't see the problem with a vest top or tee shirt. If I remember correctly the dress code just used to say "no outside clothes" inside the club, it may be different now. "

Firstly, while you indeed cannot wear street clothes in Chams, there`s nothing to say you HAVE to wear a towel and they do suggest on their website that ladies could wear laungerie (sp?)or the gents can wear shorts. My friend who I usually go to Chams with wears a see through skirt and a matching wrap-round top. Not quite "decent" enough to walk down the street in unless she wears something underneath. I`ve seen guys with tops of different sorts, a mankini (euk!) and fetish wear so those who are under the impression that you can only wear a towel in Chams should think again1

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