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Damn it I'm getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's no doubt about it, as I'm stood here in my kitchen, listening to radio 2 wearing my new glasses, I became aware that in order to read the screen on my phone I have pulled them down to the end of my nose

What the hell happened to me, yesterday I was in my early twenties, this morning I woke up middle aged, I'll be wearing elasticated waist bands next, oh please God save me, I'm turning into angry from Birmingham who writes strong by letters to the BBC about costume inaccuracies in period dramas "the private was wearing gators that were the preserve of officers during ww1, is this the kind of shoddy programme making I pay my licence fee for? "

I'm off to listen to some rock music, it's better than the crap they call music nowadays.

See! Oh shit, I'm done for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down ! Think of your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varifocals are the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up "
. They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Varifocals are the way forward "

It's the shape of the frames, as I look down I'm looking under them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs "

Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs

Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol"

Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Too much sanatogen that's your problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs

Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol

Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ? "

Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


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Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check "

Do they require photographic evidence?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


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Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check

Do they require photographic evidence? "

Only a sniff of your proctologists finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had it checked last month, I still can't work out how he checked my prostrate with both hands on my shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs

Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol

Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ?

Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check "

Do you bend over for an oil change ?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

This getting old business isn't as fun as I thought it was gonna be...doh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they do a male Version of tena lady?...if so it may be time to stock up . They do, they are called peenie pants, ooh yeah kinky I agree you need to stock up mrs

Yeah cos I'm pissing myself laughing at you sarky buggers lol

Talking of which, when did you last get your prostate checked ?

Been thinking of having mine checked,there is a garage near me that gives you 20% off car repairs if you can prove youve had a prostate check

Do you bend over for an oil change ? "

Rossi will bend over for small change (sorry couldn't resist lol)

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I have less hair than I used to (well I say lees, it's just migrated from head to ears and nostrils), my hearing is shot, my eyesight has started getting dodgy now and I won't even mention my ropey back- it all seems to have gone downhill a little in the last 5 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 is not old and its just a number . I don't feel over the hill and old ... I have loads of living to do and feeling good and horny and loving life . You know what we think of ourselves becomes the truth to us, We are the ones responsible for our lives the best the worst. So be nice to yourself think nice things and be positive and love your rock music and life and be happy.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

You're only as old as the woman you feel .....Me first please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're only as old as the woman you feel .....Me first please "

Ohhh. ...I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're only as old as the woman you feel .....Me first please "
well in my head I am 30 . lol

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Shall we start a conga line thread for the Kinky Butler

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Varifocals are the way forward "

Even if your can't see where you're headed without wobbling your head

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"I had it checked last month, I still can't work out how he checked my prostrate with both hands on my shoulders "

Clever dick I'd say..

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"You're only as old as the woman you feel .....Me first please "

Oh bugger, its no good them feeling me then - but I only feel 35 xxx

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"44 is not old and its just a number . I don't feel over the hill and old ... I have loads of living to do and feeling good and horny and loving life . You know what we think of ourselves becomes the truth to us, We are the ones responsible for our lives the best the worst. So be nice to yourself think nice things and be positive and love your rock music and life and be happy. "

By heck Jo.. You really are lil miss positive today..

I am basking in you positivity once more (that doesn't mean I have a Basque on, before it's said!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They say 40s are the new 30s, try telling that to the traffic cops

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"They say 40s are the new 30s, try telling that to the traffic cops "

Errr.. Don't the cops say that? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say 40s are the new 30s, try telling that to the traffic cops "
lol well you can give it a go .....and I am sure it would make him smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"44 is not old and its just a number . I don't feel over the hill and old ... I have loads of living to do and feeling good and horny and loving life . You know what we think of ourselves becomes the truth to us, We are the ones responsible for our lives the best the worst. So be nice to yourself think nice things and be positive and love your rock music and life and be happy.

By heck Jo.. You really are lil miss positive today..

I am basking in you positivity once more (that doesn't mean I have a Basque on, before it's said!)"
well you have to be positive or loads of things would get us down.. we have one life on this earth so I plan to make the most of everything and having lots of erotic sex. lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 is WELL OLD!

Was everything in black & white back in the olden days?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"44 is WELL OLD!

Was everything in black & white back in the olden days?

"

Watch it young'un else someone will bend you over their zimmer frame

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