FabSwingers.com forum: I'm bored

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amuse me

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Naaaaaaaah, stay bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

and i did not.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I saw that on Saturday Kitchen. Lots of meals out of one of them.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

and i did not.

I'm currently stuffing one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

Is it bigger than a cucumber *filthy laugh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

I knew that

and i did not.

I'm currently stuffing one "

at least you've heard of them. i'm so not educated in exotic things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

Is it bigger than a cucumber *filthy laugh*

It's bendy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

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I knew that

Is it bigger than a cucumber *filthy laugh*

It's bendy!!

*switches to Sid James laugh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

I knew that

Is it bigger than a cucumber *filthy laugh*

It's bendy!!

It should be firm to the touch. You'll need two hands. You might need two hands for the trombochini too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

I avoid all people who are bored as a matter of principle. Life is too bloody short and way to interesting to get bored.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

only boring people get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

I avoid all people who are bored as a matter of principle. Life is too bloody short and way to interesting to get bored."

Do you have many friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

I avoid all people who are bored as a matter of principle. Life is too bloody short and way to interesting to get bored.

Do you have many friends?"

Yes and some are still breathing and not just on fb or fab

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Only boring people get board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid people with principles

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Knock knock"

Who's there!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm bored of this thread now

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ply. chip or hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry!

Feed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry!

Feed me.

You're eating in your profile pic already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fleas on a cunt. One's a junkie n ones a pervert. How do you tell them apart?

One's sniffing the crack n the other hidding in the bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry!

Feed me.

You're eating in your profile pic already

Such wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there!? "

Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there!?

Orange"

Orange who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there!?

Orange

Orange who?"

Orange you glad to see me

Okay I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

I knew that

and i did not.

I'm currently stuffing one "

Stuffing it where?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

As a butler, albeit a kinky one, boredom shouldn't be an issue, surely one should always have something to do

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

I knew that

and i did not.

I'm currently stuffing one

Stuffing it where?

The sun don't shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amuse me

Did you know the largest vegetable in the world is called a trombochini?

You're welcome

I knew that

and i did not.

I'm currently stuffing one

Stuffing it where?

The sun don't shine"

Impressive

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Knock knock

Who's there!?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me

Okay I'll get my coat

Ok I'll admit I laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am mulberry pleased to meet u mr bored kinkybutler X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two fleas on a cunt. One's a junkie n ones a pervert. How do you tell them apart?

One's sniffing the crack n the other hidding in the bush.

Well I laughed at this!

Mrs Marmite just rolled her eyes when I read it to her though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"ply. chip or hard?

Backgammon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two fleas on a cunt. One's a junkie n ones a pervert. How do you tell them apart?

One's sniffing the crack n the other hidding in the bush.

Well I laughed at this!

Mrs Marmite just rolled her eyes when I read it to her though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there!?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me

Okay I'll get my coat

Ok I'll admit I laughed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a butler, albeit a kinky one, boredom shouldn't be an issue, surely one should always have something to do

I'm not a real butler shhh

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"As a butler, albeit a kinky one, boredom shouldn't be an issue, surely one should always have something to do

I'm not a real butler shhh

Awww, I feel cheated now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try putting a pineapple up your bum, that'd occupy you for a while

Let me know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try putting a pineapple up your bum, that'd occupy you for a while

Let me know how it goes

We have talked about this, one fruit based fantasy a month is what we agreed on, and after last weeks "fruit kebab" fantasy I think you have used it up don't you, now go get me you special paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try putting a pineapple up your bum, that'd occupy you for a while

Let me know how it goes

We have talked about this, one fruit based fantasy a month is what we agreed on, and after last weeks "fruit kebab" fantasy I think you have used it up don't you, now go get me you special paddle

Loolool Ok, sorry Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a special paddle.

I had to let my Domme go do I'm a sub without a master at the mo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I had a special paddle.

I had to let my Domme go do I'm a sub without a master at the mo

The only thing as sad as a sub without a master, is a master without a sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going back to the library to read more of the Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I had a special paddle.

I had to let my Domme go do I'm a sub without a master at the mo

The only thing as sad as a sub without a master, is a master without a sub

True. It took years to find one who understood my "issues". Gutted when I had to end it. She got feelings for me and found she couldn't beat me to where I needed to get to and I found myself quietly controlling the session.

That just doesn't work. I need pushing further.

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