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Bonus round - "Things you would close your eyes for"...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...was the final round at tonight's pub quiz. We knew we'd lost to the vicar's team (cunts), and then fate threw us this curve ball.

Bonus marks if you get something we actually put on our answer sheet and handed back to the vicar.

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What, dear Fabsters, would you close your eyes for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jag

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"...was the final round at tonight's pub quiz. We knew we'd lost to the vicar's team (cunts), and then fate threw us this curve ball.

Bonus marks if you get something we actually put on our answer sheet and handed back to the vicar.

.

What, dear Fabsters, would you close your eyes for?

"

a sneeze

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sleep"

Was the top "real" answer - we didn't put that.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"...was the final round at tonight's pub quiz. We knew we'd lost to the vicar's team (cunts), and then fate threw us this curve ball.

Bonus marks if you get something we actually put on our answer sheet and handed back to the vicar.

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What, dear Fabsters, would you close your eyes for?

a sneeze"

Was also a real answer - we didn't put that either

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

To sneeze

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"To sneeze"

Why is your username "Mr Lover Man" when you're a woman?

#genderdysphoria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walking in on granny and grandpa......

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!"

You're getting closer to one of our answers

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers "

oh you didnt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jag "

It works for this. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When You cum

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers oh you didnt.... "

We funkin' did... it was filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers "

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll give you a hint. Our top answer was:

.

Smear test

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers "

When receiving a facial?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that "

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers oh you didnt....

We funkin' did... it was filthy "

was any emergency service called to your location this evening?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"To sneeze

Why is your username "Mr Lover Man" when you're a woman?

#genderdysphoria "

I like to confuse people.. Plus it's an awesome song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that "

Oh flip Flop I was trying to think like Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sneeze

Why is your username "Mr Lover Man" when you're a woman?

#genderdysphoria

I like to confuse people.. Plus it's an awesome song!"

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as the vicars were there I would have answered: "systematic child abuse by catholic priests"...more of turned a blind eye to but hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that

Oh flip Flop I was trying to think like Joe "

I love the fact that you said "flip-flop" instead of an expletive...

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When receiving a facial?"

GET IN, that woman!!

Yes, our 2nd answer was:

.

Facial (cum shot)

.

If you can't embarrass the man you've just lost to, what can you do?

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that

Oh flip Flop I was trying to think like Joe "

Aww. Bless.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When receiving a facial?

GET IN, that woman!!

Yes, our 2nd answer was:

.

Facial (cum shot)

.

If you can't embarrass the man you've just lost to, what can you do?

"

Woohoo what do I win?! A facial?

Worryingly, this was my first thought, but I decided to refrain from giving away the inner workings of my filthy mind with my initial guesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that

Oh flip Flop I was trying to think like Joe

Aww. Bless.

"

Funk you (not a typo) Joe

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When you shoot your load

Can't believe I wrote that

LOVE the fact YOU wrote that

Oh flip Flop I was trying to think like Joe

Aww. Bless.

Funk you (not a typo) Joe "

Motherfudger

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dammit I was too slow! Orgasm?!

You're getting closer to one of our answers

When receiving a facial?

GET IN, that woman!!

Yes, our 2nd answer was:

.

Facial (cum shot)

.

If you can't embarrass the man you've just lost to, what can you do?

Woohoo what do I win?! A facial?

Worryingly, this was my first thought, but I decided to refrain from giving away the inner workings of my filthy mind with my initial guesses "

I'll buy you a pint

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

A firing squad in front of you.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A firing squad in front of you. "

Again - you're getting close towards more of our answers.

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By *eeloMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Shabba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bukakke or whatever

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Bukakke or whatever "

Yes - was one of the answers.

Have a gold star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bukakke or whatever

Yes - was one of the answers.

Have a gold star! "

Cheers . Yer dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jag "

What's a jag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bukakke or whatever "

Good one miss venus... i think I would demand safety goggles for bukkake! Once got cum in my eye owwwww felt like I had rubbed chilli powder on my eyeball haha

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A jag

What's a jag? "

I'm not sure, but another one of our answers was:

.

A really bad car crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straining when you take a dump ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photograph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bukakke or whatever

Good one miss venus... i think I would demand safety goggles for bukkake! Once got cum in my eye owwwww felt like I had rubbed chilli powder on my eyeball haha"

Ooooooh nooooo . I don't really like cum anywhere near me lol I'd have to have one of those gimp suits on

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Bukakke or whatever

Good one miss venus... i think I would demand safety goggles for bukkake! Once got cum in my eye owwwww felt like I had rubbed chilli powder on my eyeball haha

Ooooooh nooooo . I don't really like cum anywhere near me lol I'd have to have one of those gimp suits on "

...is the point I made - you don't wanna get that shit in your eye :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jag

What's a jag?

I'm not sure, but another one of our answers was:

.

A really bad car crash"

Urban Dictionary isn't shedding much light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jag

What's a jag? "

You dont parliamo glesga do ye ? its an injection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jag

What's a jag?

You dont parliamo glesga do ye ? its an injection."

Ahh, I help my Scottish partner "jag" his kitty. He always bloody says that word, I should've known.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Blink?

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

To remember a distant memory.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Wink

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Kiss

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Glaucoma test at opticians.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Dentist

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Getting papped with flash

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

An Injection!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

praying

sniffing a flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those pics of podgy, spotty vulva lips held apart by chubby beringed hands with red talons.

My eyes! It burns! It burns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facesitting watersports

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

when being spanked/impact play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when being spanked/impact play"

This. Not when you are doing the spanking you don't want to miss your target

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I like some of these

One of ours was:

"The moment before your plane crashes into the earth."

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