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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting petrol at Burtonwood services on the M62, I will be there for about 10-15 minutes if you fancy it,

Coffee is on me

Well if you don't ask you don't get

You Women/couples must get some strange requests, How come Men don't seem to get them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype... "

The paper weight may have been good pelvic floor training.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype... "

I have thought about changing my filters so a can have a normal conversation with some Men but shit like that stops me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

The paper weight may have been good pelvic floor training. "

Ben Wah balls help too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I have thought about changing my filters so a can have a normal conversation with some Men but shit like that stops me "

Keep yerself safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof"

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype... "

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!"

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago."

Was he from London too? "Exotic yet tactile objects?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD "

S'alright, I believe you

Seems like a niche fetish though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD "

I'm sorry, we have to take your first answer I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting petrol at Burtonwood services on the M62, I will be there for about 10-15 minutes if you fancy it,

Coffee is on me

Well if you don't ask you don't get

You Women/couples must get some strange requests, How come Men don't seem to get them "

you never see women asking for profile advice either....

even though some clearly need it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago.

Was he from London too? "Exotic yet tactile objects?""

Think so. It was the fact he believes that I have egg shaped paperweights just lying around that I thought amusing.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hah loo-brush man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago.

Was he from London too? "Exotic yet tactile objects?"

Think so. It was the fact he believes that I have egg shaped paperweights just lying around that I thought amusing."

Maybe he provides them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD "

The only strange one I have had was the Male of a local couple asking me if I lived alone and could he and his wife/partner come around in the next 10 minutes, I had never spoken to them or even seen there blank profile before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

S'alright, I believe you

Seems like a niche fetish though?"

Haha! I asked him which end he was using

PS. Shush Bastille..... you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

S'alright, I believe you

Seems like a niche fetish though?

Haha! I asked him which end he was using

PS. Shush Bastille..... you know! "

Oh my dayssss what was his answer?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

The only strange one I have had was the Male of a local couple asking me if I lived alone and could he and his wife/partner come around in the next 10 minutes, I had never spoken to them or even seen there blank profile before "

What was your answer?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago.

Was he from London too? "Exotic yet tactile objects?"

Think so. It was the fact he believes that I have egg shaped paperweights just lying around that I thought amusing.

Maybe he provides them?"

Yes that was it. He wanted to send me one then I had to describe it in great detail. I respectfully declined.

Ahh, its good to know some things don't change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof

OMG he's still around? He messaged me years ago.

Was he from London too? "Exotic yet tactile objects?"

Think so. It was the fact he believes that I have egg shaped paperweights just lying around that I thought amusing.

Maybe he provides them?

Yes that was it. He wanted to send me one then I had to describe it in great detail. I respectfully declined.

Ahh, its good to know some things don't change. "

That's... erm... definitely another niche fetish! Bless him, he'll find "The One" one day.

I think the postage on a solid glass object up to North Yorkshire would be pretty painful as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

The only strange one I have had was the Male of a local couple asking me if I lived alone and could he and his wife/partner come around in the next 10 minutes, I had never spoken to them or even seen there blank profile before

What was your answer?"

Err no thanks, I don't know what you look like and I prefer to chat for a little before meeting

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Even I've had the loo brush message!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't keep us in suspense, how did he get on with the loo brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

S'alright, I believe you

Seems like a niche fetish though?

Haha! I asked him which end he was using

PS. Shush Bastille..... you know!

Oh my dayssss what was his answer?!"

Either as long as I watched it go in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype... "

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night alone I had a request to sit on an egg-shaped glass paper weight and then to walk around with it still in my foof, then from someone else a request to watch him stick a loo brush up his arse on Skype...

I had loo brush man the other night! He lives near me haha!

By 'had' I mean had a message from him..... not, you know, HAD

S'alright, I believe you

Seems like a niche fetish though?"

Certainly a niche he's getting (it) into

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