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"Just for fun " Has stinky breath, a tiny cock and is so boring in bed I had to compose a shopping list in my head to stay awake | |||
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"always a know it all" Hairy arse | |||
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"always a know it all" Arrogant and rude | |||
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"always a know it all Hairy arse" Nicked that suit from M&S for the photo and then returned it. | |||
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"always a know it all Arrogant and rude" Lucy lastic | |||
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"always a know it all Arrogant and rude Lucy lastic" Billy no mates | |||
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"always a know it all Arrogant and rude Lucy lastic Billy no mates" has better cum backs dripping down her thigh | |||
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"Wears dirty knickers " then goes on to message her about buying said dirty knickers lol | |||
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"Yer momma was a snowblower" Cockwombling Thunder twunt | |||
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"Hung like a hamster" doesnt suit the leather | |||
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"Hung like a hamster doesnt suit the leather" Such a liar, she ain't red and hasn't got a bushy tail! | |||
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"Hung like a hamster doesnt suit the leather Such a liar, she ain't red and hasn't got a bushy tail! She aint Naughty...shes filthy" Your just a man in a suit... Big deal | |||
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"Hung like a hamster doesnt suit the leather Such a liar, she ain't red and hasn't got a bushy tail! She aint Naughty...shes filthy Your just a man in a suit... Big deal " Buxom? I had bigger tits than that when I was a kid! | |||
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"Call that a cock! Lisa??? Oh! I'll get my coat " I don't have the time or the crayons to explain my insult to you. | |||
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"Call that a cock! Lisa??? Oh! I'll get my coat " Never been to the theatre in his life | |||
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"His mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries." Derivative cliché-riddled mooncalf | |||
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"Norwegianblue Avatar looks like Hilda OgdeH" Hasn't got a sea-leg to stand on | |||
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"Call that a cock! Lisa??? Oh! I'll get my coat I don't have the time or the crayons to explain my insult to you." Probably really does have crayons! | |||
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"You have a gift for sex - used £10 notes" So indecisive on choice of underwear | |||
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"Probably a bloke! too many Jo/joes on here.... damn fake profiles " A sucker for a sailor | |||
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"Probably a bloke! too many Jo/joes on here.... damn fake profiles A sucker for a sailor " Sailor sucker! | |||
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"Fake rugby ball is too big x" Haven't bumped into us in quest yet | |||
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"If I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was in a room with you, Adolph Hitler and Osama Bin Laden I would shoot you twice" And miss both times | |||
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"If I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was in a room with you, Adolph Hitler and Osama Bin Laden I would shoot you twice And miss both times " You have a big hole in your tights x | |||
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"You have a similar aura to a rat's fart" You believe in hippy crap | |||
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"You have a similar aura to a rat's fart" Fiveplay does that mean a hand shandy x | |||
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"You have a similar aura to a rat's fart Fiveplay does that mean a hand shandy x" No it means fooking fantastic foreplay...sheesh! | |||
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"You have a similar aura to a rat's fart Fiveplay does that mean a hand shandy x No it means fooking fantastic foreplay...sheesh!" Oh fisting? X | |||
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"Yes...with a Kenny Everett comedy hand" Lol x | |||
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"Nice tits for pink coconuts" Oi! "Nice tits" is MY cliché!!! Theivin' bastard. | |||
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"Ha mr impossible more like 40 year old virgin" Look again, dickwad | |||
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"But of a bollox " Incoherent? | |||
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"Doesn't understand Irish lingo " Quadcumquae | |||
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"Smelly " I heard he punched a midget | |||
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"Smelly I heard he punched a midget" Still doing a paper round in his 30's! | |||
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"Tory !!!" You've crossed the line there MrsSB | |||
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"Tory !!! You've crossed the line there MrsSB " Holes in her tights | |||
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"Tory !!! You've crossed the line there MrsSB Holes in her tights " Cock sucker | |||
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"*sighs* Unimaginative, dreary and repetitious. Throw a 6 to start." How very unoriginal. | |||
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"*sighs* Unimaginative, dreary and repetitious. Throw a 6 to start. How very unoriginal." Should be named privateperv | |||
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"Ginger minger " Such a charmer | |||
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"Dog breath " Your belly button is really high up | |||
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"Dog breath Your belly button is really high up" Your bums not as nice as mine.. Adam. Jokes.. *cough* it's totally better | |||
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"Dog breath Your belly button is really high up Your bums not as nice as mine.. Adam. Jokes.. *cough* it's totally better " Batman is better | |||
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"Dog breath Your belly button is really high up Your bums not as nice as mine.. Adam. Jokes.. *cough* it's totally better Batman is better " Never cuts his toenails XXX | |||
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"Dog breath Your belly button is really high up Your bums not as nice as mine.. Adam. Jokes.. *cough* it's totally better " Oh I don't know... think we make a good threesome | |||
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"Should have been swallowed " Hahaha savage! | |||
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"Should have been swallowed " Well that's just rude, maybe you should have been taken up the arse yourself for good measure! | |||
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"Should have been swallowed " Erm..erm..erm.. I can't find anything insulting. Probably a horrible personality lol | |||
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"Lol not as much as yours - rumour has it the bin men tip you up once a week as they get you mixed up with the wheely bins " From a distance your torso looks more like a penis than your penis x | |||
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"Lol not as much as yours - rumour has it the bin men tip you up once a week as they get you mixed up with the wheely bins From a distance your torso looks more like a penis than your penis x " The candle wax on you is an improvement | |||
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"Fart sniffing spunk bubble" Only on a sunday! | |||
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"Lol not as much as yours - rumour has it the bin men tip you up once a week as they get you mixed up with the wheely bins From a distance your torso looks more like a penis than your penis x The candle wax on you is an improvement " Well we've just found the third member of Daft Punk collecting bins I'm the east midlands | |||
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"Fart sniffing spunk bubble Only on a sunday! " And only wet ones lol | |||
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"Your arsehole is the best looking part of you " Thank you xx | |||
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"Your arsehole is the best looking part of you " The 1940s called, they want their pearl necklace back. | |||
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"Stupid manc bollox " can't be bothered to. | |||
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"Stupid manc bollox can't be bothered to. " That's cos ya love me | |||
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"Your arsehole is the best looking part of you The 1940s called, they want their pearl necklace back. " You should have been a pearl necklace. | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock " Flirts too much | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much " Doesn't flirt enough | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much " Picks her arse then links her fingers | |||
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"Didn't pay enough for that tattoo " Needs bigger bras | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much Doesn't flirt enough" Oh yeah | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much Picks her arse then links her fingers " | |||
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"Didn't pay enough for that tattoo " Outch...but it's not finished yet | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much " takes one to know one | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much takes one to know one " Honey? Try vinegar | |||
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"Hides his pencil dick behind a clock Flirts too much takes one to know one Honey? Try vinegar " As menacing as a ladybird | |||
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"Kiss my ass big tits" That's not an insult that's an invitation | |||
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"I can't " Now I'm insulted! Man whore | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore" That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? | |||
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"I don't think it's possible " That was meant for joe lol | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish?" Getting personal now you bitch! | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! " Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide?" Little ray of sunshine | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine " As sweet as lemons | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons " How can I insult someone so delicious? | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? " Shit at insults | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults " Honey by name Vinegar by nature. | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. " Shit shag | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag" so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! " Wants to be up admins arse so badly | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! Wants to be up admins arse so badly " Thinks your referring to self! Strap on fun? | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! Wants to be up admins arse so badly " Tut tut trudy | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! Wants to be up admins arse so badly Tut tut trudy" Trudy ? Oh yeah that's me ermmmmmmm has a chest with knobs on. | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! Wants to be up admins arse so badly Tut tut trudy Trudy ? Oh yeah that's me ermmmmmmm has a chest with knobs on." Lovable grumpy fecker | |||
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"I can't Now I'm insulted! Man whore That's Alpha Slut to you! I dunno... Your cakes are rubbish? Getting personal now you bitch! Are those tits or two bald ninjas trying to hide? Little ray of sunshine As sweet as lemons How can I insult someone so delicious? Shit at insults Honey by name Vinegar by nature. Shit shag so far up the mods and administrations arses they let you add pics your not in! Wants to be up admins arse so badly Tut tut trudy Trudy ? Oh yeah that's me ermmmmmmm has a chest with knobs on. Lovable grumpy fecker" Oh cheers | |||
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"Too tight to buy a coat stand" Gorgeous ass..shit im supposed to be insulting you!! | |||
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"Too tight to buy a coat stand" Ass is eating her hot pants | |||
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"Slide that little maggot over there I don't want it " Would love to insult you but your profile and avatar are as empty as your life. | |||
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"You dirty pretty things you need a damn good slapping " Call that a cock ? | |||
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"Doesn't even know what kind of thread it is and couldn't win a slapping contest with a 6 year old anyway. " Yea shite I know ...but hey all good fun | |||
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