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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In your opinion what is the worst song ever recorded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it has to be the fast food song.

And now i have seen this post i cant get the stupid tune out of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Flower Pop covering Wonderwall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Flower Pop covering Wonderwall! "

How dare you! One of the best covers ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to say when so much music is shit. I have hated Baker Street by Jerry Rafferty since the womb though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what it's called but it has to be the abortion that was the Peter Andre / Katie Price duet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YeLuDgzxCM

Note she doesn't start singing till near the end

...confess to actually liking this hateful song

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can't touch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect Two by Auburn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLvtydTM78

awful lyrics, awful song

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Just so much choice of utter crap.

Birdie song

Agadoo

Every Eurovision song

Rolf Harris cover of Stairway to Heaven

Come to think of it, anything by Rolf Harris

Every Rap " song", ever....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seasons in the sun-terry jacks

Karma chameleon-culture club

Come on eileen-dexys midnight runners

They make me ill when i hear them

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Seasons in the sun-terry jacks

Karma chameleon-culture club

Come on eileen-dexys midnight runners

They make me ill when i hear them"

Oh yes; forgotten those horrors

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Choose from Adele, Pink Floyd, Ed Sheeran,Any football team song. Take ya pick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry about that, remembering a piece can keep it in your mind. I hate that too. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Flower Pop covering Wonderwall! "

i love that its so cheesy and a million times better than oasis.worst song possibly say eh oh by the teletubbies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Choose from Adele, Pink Floyd, Ed Sheeran,Any football team song. Take ya pick!"

What's wrong with ya woman!!! Have got some Floyd on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choose from Adele, Pink Floyd, Ed Sheeran,Any football team song. Take ya pick!

What's wrong with ya woman!!! Have got some Floyd on now

Pink floyd?are you insane!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me I can't choose between

Tainted Love - utter talking to music and under ever note FLAT FLAT FLAT

Uptown Top Ranking - mindless and make me want to jump in front of a bus

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Anything by Cliff..

or the Orville one and that Grand dad one..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Manic Monday, fucking hate that song plus lots more boy band shit and girl group tripe you can ever think of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Cheeky Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand dancing queen and red red wine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather Jack ~ Reynolds Girls

Angels ~ Robbie Williams

Crazy Frog song ~ Axel F

Anything by Black Lace..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Not sure but I think maybe Wings recorded it.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Not sure but I think maybe Wings recorded it.....

Mull of Kyntire

say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial but

Top Loader ,, Dancing in the Moonlight

And She drives me crazy ,, Fine Young Cannibals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just thought along with the two I really dislike is

Its murder on the dance floor

Whoever song it with that mono tone voice should have called it

Its murder on the dance floor because he just can't hit a note lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Controversial but

Top Loader ,, Dancing in the Moonlight

Oh I always loved that lol, it's so jolly Taff!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Choose from Adele, Pink Floyd, Ed Sheeran,Any football team song. Take ya pick!

What's wrong with ya woman!!! Have got some Floyd on now

Pink floyd?are you insane!"

I've always been fucking mad

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anything by Robson & Jerome !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm a Cheeky Girl "

So we've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost every dance cover of a classic song, recent example my sister playing some awful remake of fast car and never even hearing or knowing the traci chapman original. Black eyed peas covering time of my life.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I have never heard a decent cover of redemption song, the only I heard that was half decent was by joe strummer.

some songs you just don't touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That horrible fucking mash up of under pressure / ice ice baby by Vanilla ice and Jedward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its crocodile shoes by jimmy nail

makes me wanna murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from the Spice Girls!!! They make my ears bleed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine John Lennon by his own admission riding a wave of Simpering self indulgence and ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't touch this

My daughter calls this song Hannah time

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Lots of songs I dislike but I think the worst one ever is the grandma we love you one that the little schoolchildren did years ago.......horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Robson & Jerome ! "

I had thier album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mr Blobby song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by black lace!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

not keen on Ron Sexsmith as a recording artist, yet he's fab as a writer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can't believe nobody has mentioned celine Dion or Brian Adams yet?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Everybchristmas dong ever done:

Especially " I wish it could be Christmas every day"

Come to think of it; every thing done by Roy Wood/Wizzard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any novelty song, any uk Eurovision entry, and anything Simon Cowell has had anything to do with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by beyonce shes just utter dogshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe nobody has mentioned celine Dion or Brian Adams yet?

That's because they've both done some really good songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Robson & Jerome !

I had thier album

I taught Robson Green how to hold a rifle correctly when they were filming soldier soldier at Whittington Barracks years ago. I just couldn't stand back and watch I'm hold the thing like a complete numpty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything on Metro Radio.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Joe dolce shaddap you face arghhhhh

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Anything by that c**t Collins or GNR

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Anything by Robson & Jerome !

I had thier album

Could have taught him to sing instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Robson & Jerome !

I had thier album

Could have taught him to sing instead

"I Believe" you may be correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by Robson & Jerome !

I had thier album

Cool! Quite a claim to fame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday,Friday,Friday by that God awful fuckwit American girl who's name my brain won't allow me to remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cotton Eyed Joe must be a contender. My sister got it one Christmas and played it relentlessly, back to back, for the entire school holiday. Torture!!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Does the tellytubbies song count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by simply red for me, doesn't matter which one!!!

G x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

grandma..and you know the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything by that c**t Collins or GNR

How dare you!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"That Mr Blobby song."

.....was Christmas number one.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I've excluded novelty songs etc and gone for ones that the writers probably take seriously:

Tina Turner - Simply the Best (dreadful)

B52s - Love Shack

deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid

Bryan "sodding" Adams - Everything I Do

And a million others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Dustbin Bleeder songs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Errmm...

The Frog Chorus, anyone?

(I'm not posting the link)

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By *ubtleDominationMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

D4l - laffy taffy

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Anything by the vengaboys

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Anything by Genesis

I'm just slipping into my bulletproof vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially for You - Jason Donovan & Kylie Minogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would led only be my humble opinion, any song recorded means something to someone, someone put some effort into recording it, and writing it, so for that reason, I'll say this.

Timmy fucking mallet itsy bitsy bollocks grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Superman - Laurie Anderson

Anything by Manhattan Transfer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cover of Under The Bridge by All Saints. I only heard it for the first time a few weeks ago, but good god...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That woman who sang mercy.. Lyrics were i am begining you to release me.. God it was torture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never quite worked out who "Meatloaf" is supposed to be a parody of, but whoever it is must be bloody terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman who sang mercy.. Lyrics were i am begining you to release me.. God it was torture. "

Duffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to say when so much music is shit. I have hated Baker Street by Jerry Rafferty since the womb though. "

Thank you!!! I hate that fooking song soooooo much

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

That Rihanna song where all she sings is "Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work" and then some unintelligible bollocks where she's intentionally being fucking lazy with her enunciation.

Bag of shit attempt at music.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Choose from Adele, Pink Floyd, Ed Sheeran,Any football team song. Take ya pick!

What's wrong with ya woman!!! Have got some Floyd on now

Pink floyd?are you insane!"

I have a very diverse taste in music

One for Room 101 though is Every Loser Wins by Nick Berry. Quite

inducing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Errmm...

The Frog Chorus, anyone?

(I'm not posting the link)"

Pretty much anything by Macca in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scissor Sisters cover of Comfortably Numb. You don't mess with greatness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman who sang mercy.. Lyrics were i am begining you to release me.. God it was torture.

Duffy.

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yes her.. ! Freekin horrible collection of noises!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay bar

I mean really, its just shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure but I think maybe Wings recorded it.....

And anything 'Macca' has recorded since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by oasis there just shite.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not sure but I think maybe Wings recorded it.....

And anything 'Macca' has recorded since!

Read my post above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Mr Blobby song.

.....was Christmas number one.

Was also number 1 twice. Twice!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I've excluded novelty songs etc and gone for ones that the writers probably take seriously:

Tina Turner - Simply the Best (dreadful)

B52s - Love Shack

deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid

Bryan "sodding" Adams - Everything I Do

And a million others"

Just like to point out that 'The Best' was originally recorded by Bonnie Tyler a year before Tina Turner released it!

My nominations are Blue by Eiffel 65 and Scatman by Scantman John. *shudders*

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Bohemian Rhapsody. A bunch of half ideas thrown together in a clusterfuck mess of noise that just grates my bones! In fact, anything by Queen is just a giant rock cliche

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By *unkydesignCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I've been watching the re-runs of classic Top Of The Pops on BBC4 which recently reminded me of the worst song ever.... Japanese Boy by Anneka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adele- Hello... if that was a Court Case she would have an injunction and probation plus psychiatric reports... GET OVER IT FFS

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Happy Birthday To You song. Despite it being the most recognised song in 18 languages for about 100 years, there's always someone who doesn't know the last word, when it comes to 'Happy Birthday dear .....' and it's never the same word every time it's sung!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This thread is a monument to bad taste - and that includes the ones I disagree with.

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By *tacey_CD1TV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

About 90% of the music in past 2 years tbh

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