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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just woken up to find practically every sex toy we own, two bottles of lube and empty crisp packets in the bed. Hubby still asleep.

We were only having the one glass of wine. I'm dreading what state the lounge is in as that is the last place I can remember being.

All the signs of a great night here, shame I cant remember it !

My head hurts.

Mrs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles "

Boggles ? Do they do Cheese n Onion ?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles "

A vague cheese and onion smell around the foof area?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mind you they were probably using Bratwurst and Marrow flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles "

Empty?! That means there's none for breakfast.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles

A vague cheese and onion smell around the foof area? "

Prawn Cocktail could hide a multitude of sins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles "

I know I'm so glad they weren't prawn cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats my worst fear to ever get in that bad a state not to remember what happened..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles

A vague cheese and onion smell around the foof area? "

Ready salted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we all had or listened to that little voice of reason in our head,

We would never have any fun or get up to some mischief

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats my worst fear to ever get in that bad a state not to remember what happened.. "

It was only me and Mr here. I wouldn't have got d*unk on a night out but still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we all had or listened to that little voice of reason in our head,

We would never have any fun or get up to some mischief

"

How do you know it was fun if you can't remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

First drink I've had in six months and will probably be the last for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we all had or listened to that little voice of reason in our head,

We would never have any fun or get up to some mischief

How do you know it was fun if you can't remember."

I push the boundaries a little but no matter how d*unk I am I know I don't do anything bad, Most people have vague memories leading up to during and after the event

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If we all had or listened to that little voice of reason in our head,

We would never have any fun or get up to some mischief

How do you know it was fun if you can't remember."

Arse still hurts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its all coming back its all coming back to me now...

I need breakfast and lucozade.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Still waiting for an update on the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CRISPS! Kinky bia-tch! x x

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Its all coming back its all coming back to me now...

I need breakfast and lucozade."

. Perhaps your pics on hot pics will help you remember

Just kidding mrs

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Maybe hubby will remember what happened when he wakes up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My head hurts.

Mrs"

If the only thing that hurts / is sore is your head then you must try better next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Empty crisp packets???? The mind boggles "

Sometimes sex needs that added crunch

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Porn cock tale?

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

What no squirty cream used lol xx

Sounds like a good night had by all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

solong as you dont get a random verification from someone you dont remember

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

My head hurts.

MrsIf the only thing that hurts / is sore is your head then you must try better next time! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check your phone's for evidence, infact check everything with a camera lol x

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Check your phone's for evidence, infact check everything with a camera lol x"

Good point! Check Facebook, Twitter and all other online places too, as well as your text and email history.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes, those days when you wake up in an unfamiliar place with... someone draped over you... and you think...

Just what happened last night, exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check your phone's for evidence, infact check everything with a camera lol x

Good point! Check Facebook, Twitter and all other online places too, as well as your text and email history. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update. Sorry for the delay. I got a little distracted by the hangover horn.

So, we ate the crisps post shag (phew). Apparently there wasn't anywhere open at 3am to go for a meal.

As for the lounge, two empty wine bottles and the remnants of cocktails (straws, brollys and lime slices on the table) and an open bottle of Baileys which I had to throw out . A trail of clothing and a few scattered cd's so nothing horrifying.

I did find a butt plug and a suspender belt in the bathroom however.

No damage done and some very happy memories.

All back to normal now.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woken up to find practically every sex toy we own, two bottles of lube and empty crisp packets in the bed. Hubby still asleep.

We were only having the one glass of wine. I'm dreading what state the lounge is in as that is the last place I can remember being.

All the signs of a great night here, shame I cant remember it !

My head hurts.

Mrs"

lmao crisp packets

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