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"Can we have a bottle of your finest Champer's please "I've got a bottle of Italian sparkling? | |||
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"  I've opened a bottle of red here....
Cheers me dear! "Oh enjoy | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight "Can I have a pint of coors and a sambuca please | |||
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"Can we have a bottle of your finest Champer's please
I've got a bottle of Italian sparkling? "That will do nicely and get yourself a glass | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight
Can I have a pint of coors and a sambuca please"You can indeed | |||
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"A nice cold pint of water for me please xxx " Ermmm we don't sell water | |||
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"Ice cold Sauvignon blanc " Good choice that man | |||
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"Can we have a bottle of your finest Champer's please
I've got a bottle of Italian sparkling? That will do nicely and get yourself a glass "Coming right up | |||
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease? "Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight
Can I have a pint of coors and a sambuca please
You can indeed "want to join me ? | |||
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"Ooo. I'll have an Adam Garcia. Hhhmm. With some ice please. See what I did there? "OM NOM NOM... great thinking! | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight "vodka and please and as its coyote ugly, can i have a fight with moonlight? | |||
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"*starts singing*... under a lovers sky,, gonna be with you... and no ones gonna be around.... " | |||
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"Ooo. I'll have an Adam Garcia. Hhhmm. With some ice please. See what I did there? "Very good | |||
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"I'm on horse size antibiotics so I'll just have a packet of crisps and a lime and soda please "Fucking hell you got the clap? | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight
vodka and please and as its coyote ugly, can i have a fight with moonlight?"You can | |||
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"A vodka please(grey goose) and a cheeky kiss "Good choice with the vodka and a big cheeky kid for you | |||
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"I'm on horse size antibiotics so I'll just have a packet of crisps and a lime and soda please
Fucking hell you got the clap? "Haha....no!!!!! | |||
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"I'm on horse size antibiotics so I'll just have a packet of crisps and a lime and soda please "Looks like you and I are the designated drivers | |||
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"Can I have a surprise please? Promise not to look like." A very large undesisive cocktail for you | |||
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease?
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle "You're a genius! Thank you | |||
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"Ooo. I'll have an Adam Garcia. Hhhmm. With some ice please. See what I did there?
OM NOM NOM...
great thinking! "Oi u. I might be prepared to share!!  | |||
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"I'm on horse size antibiotics so I'll just have a packet of crisps and a lime and soda please
Fucking hell you got the clap?
Haha....no!!!!! "Ok lime and soda coming up | |||
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"A vodka please(grey goose) and a cheeky kiss
Good choice with the vodka and a big cheeky kid for you "Thanks, But I will pass on the big cheeky kid 
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"I'm on horse size antibiotics so I'll just have a packet of crisps and a lime and soda please
Looks like you and I are the designated drivers "Means we can get merry | |||
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"A vodka please(grey goose) and a cheeky kiss
Good choice with the vodka and a big cheeky kid for you
Thanks, But I will pass on the big cheeky kid
"I meant kiss ffs | |||
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"A nice cold pint of water for me please xxx Ermmm we don't sell water "Do you not have a tap woman!!! | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what? "Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x"Coming right up Angel | |||
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"A nice cold pint of water for me please xxx Ermmm we don't sell water
Do you not have a tap woman!!! "Yep ok tap water it is then | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x"
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"Do you do soft drinks or juices? Some of us are driving " I serve an array of non alcoholic drinks | |||
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"Oooo. I got so excited by Adam Garcia I forgot to ask for my drink. Can I have a southern comfort and diet please. Ooo. I fancy some nuts too. "Yes lovely who's nuts do you want? | |||
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease?
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle
You're a genius! Thank you "I've always wondered who mans these sex lines  | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight "Can I get you anything madam ...perhaps an Orgasm orange . | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x"Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum  | |||
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"After the day I've had, a large white wine. Sod it, make it a bottle! "Coming right up do you want a kiss to go with that too? | |||
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"Cheeky's bar is open...it's a coyote ugly vibe tonight
Can I get you anything madam ...perhaps an Orgasm orange . "Sounds perfect | |||
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"One way or another... g and t please. "Coming right up | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x
Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum "Ok we have Sailor Jerry,captain mofo, dark Kracken, Wray and nephew,Appleton, barcardi, Ermmm to name a few | |||
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"Oooo. I got so excited by Adam Garcia I forgot to ask for my drink. Can I have a southern comfort and diet please. Ooo. I fancy some nuts too.
Yes lovely who's nuts do you want? "Ooo. I dont mind. Any offers? | |||
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"Corona and a baileys chaser please  "Coming right up one bottle of pussy juice with a chaser of pussy juice | |||
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"After the day I've had, a large white wine. Sod it, make it a bottle!
Coming right up do you want a kiss to go with that too? "Oooo Yes please. Feeling a bit better already.
I like it here... | |||
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"Vodka please x Single, double, triple and with what?
Shots- heck just leave the bottle- Grey Goose please x
Pour me one whilst I await the answer on my rum
Ok we have Sailor Jerry,captain mofo, dark Kracken, Wray and nephew,Appleton, barcardi, Ermmm to name a few "Sailor Jerry and Coke. Please. Can you make it a double? | |||
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"*starts singing*... under a lovers sky,, gonna be with you... and no ones gonna be around....
"nice. now can i have my drink? | |||
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"Spiced rum and Pepsi max please! " Coming right up a wedge of lime with that Sir | |||
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"Corona and a baileys chaser please
Coming right up one bottle of pussy juice with a chaser of pussy juice "Better pussy juice than ass juice | |||
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"Can i just get pissed and dance on the bar?? "You can it's coyote ugly night | |||
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"Spiced rum and Pepsi max please! " Have you got ID son ? | |||
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"Coyote you say? Well THEN!!! Disarronno poured from on high into my open mouth. Crushed Ice on Lucifer's naked torso and the fresh lime in his mouth...." Oh of course | |||
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"Can i just get pissed and dance on the bar?? "Yep, I'm definitely liking it here.  | |||
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"I'm working til half ten in a effing call centre..... can I please have a sneaky gin and tonic? Pleeeeeeease?
Yes you may I've put it in a water bottle
You're a genius! Thank you
I've always wondered who mans these sex lines "Hehe tis me..... give me a call and I'll tell you how I've been such a bad, bad girl | |||
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"Can i just get pissed and dance on the bar??
You can it's coyote ugly night "Fab....I'll have a rum and please...best make it kraken spiced....let's get pissed in style | |||
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I shall have a bottle of red and some glasses to see who wants to share a table...oh and some bourbon, but no ice thanks | |||
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"Large red please Take a seat, I'll bring it over "OI!! Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! | |||
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"Large red please Take a seat, I'll bring it over
OI!!
Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! "Large spiced rum coming up | |||
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"Large red please Take a seat, I'll bring it over
OI!!
Some of us have been waiting patiently....just because a gorgeous lady walks in doesn't mean she can queue jump !! "Of course she can, I'll bring yours over too, two gorgeous ladies together and all that | |||
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"More vodka please Miss-me and Scrumpy have accidentally d*unk the Grey Goose! "I'm hiding it from you | |||
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"Can i have a bottle of peroni , but i want it back on the balcony i was on last week "Yep with a paper umbrella | |||
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"I think the wine drinkers are forgetting its Coyote Ugly night! " I know light weights | |||
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"Can i have a bottle of peroni , but i want it back on the balcony i was on last week
Yep with a paper umbrella "No cherry ?? | |||
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"I think the wine drinkers are forgetting its Coyote Ugly night! " Love, love your profile pic by the way so up my street | |||
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"I think the wine drinkers are forgetting its Coyote Ugly night! Love, love your profile pic by the way so up my street "Whyfankuverymuch | |||
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"Definition of a Coyote Ugly Night: A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death. *Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Department*" I was thinking more of the film myself | |||
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"Slimline tonic for me please - drugged up the eyeballs & got to drive later "Awww what's up sugar tits? | |||
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"Definition of a Coyote Ugly Night: A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death. *Courtesy of CCL Useless Information Department* I was thinking more of the film myself "I know, I just thought it was funny. I'm on the Malbec now and it's all you and your Coyote Ugly night's fault  | |||
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"Slimline tonic for me please - drugged up the eyeballs & got to drive later
Awww what's up sugar tits? "Pulled my back again. Can walk bent over or like a marrow shoved up my arse. My 9 yr old refused to be seen in public with me yesterday!! | |||
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"Enough wine and vodka shots until I dance naked on the bar (or around the pole) ""around the pole" Is that a euphemism | |||
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"I've finished the bottle of wine. Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each... "Coming right up | |||
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"Enough wine and vodka shots until I dance naked on the bar (or around the pole)
"around the pole"
Is that a euphemism
"No lol, it's the Xtasia pole, I might have danced around it naked a time or two | |||
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"I've finished the bottle of wine. Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each... "Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please | |||
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"After the day I've had - I'll just have a shot of neat vodka. B can have a shandy as I've decided he can drive us home from the Coyote Ugly bar. Is Andy Garcia popping in, as we might hang around for his appearance? Sarah "He sure is give B a big kiss from me X | |||
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"I've finished the bottle of wine. Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each...
Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please "
They're going down well.
Give it half an hour, it probably won't be pretty. The clothes will start coming off and I'll be telling everyone that I love them. | |||
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"Is there anyone lying on the floor after falling over yet?" Nope still early | |||
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"I've finished the bottle of wine. Ready for cocktails now, I'll have one of each...
Bloody hell...you're not wasting any time.....i like your style....same for me please
They're going down well.
Give it half an hour, it probably won't be pretty. The clothes will start coming off and I'll be telling everyone that I love them. "You say that like it's a bad thing? | |||
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