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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Just what would famous people from history have tweeted ?

Shakespeare..

"had to much to drink, to pee or not to pee, that is the question"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ooh look, my brothers scrapyard!

Jewish Kamakazi pilot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"One is not amused by this Twitter contraption."

~ Queen Victoria

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

To be or not to be, that is the question, whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the fuck it how am I going to fit this into 140 charact

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Tweet."

~ A. Hitler

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've just invented the Iphone."

~ Alexander Graham Bell

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I bored up here with my uncle. Anyone wanna chat?"

~ Anne Frank

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been having some weird dreams recently people :o"

~ Martin Luther King

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My invention's redundant "

~ Johannes Gutenberg

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One small tweet for man..."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Catch me if you can!"

~ Osama bin Laden

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What a wonderful, sunny welcome here in Dallas."

~ JFK's final tweet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"In the Beginning was the Tweet..."

~ God

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I didn't mean to punch that old lady "

~ M. Gandhi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see jfk's motorcade from here....oswalds last tweet or the CIA

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The flying machine didn't work #gutted"

~ Leonardo Da Vinci

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""The flying machine didn't work #gutted"

~ Leonardo Da Vinci"

"OMG - what are you like??!!"

~ The Wright Brothers

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

In answer to being trolled.....

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,.. pt1/2"

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Pt2/2 we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

~ Winston Churchill

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""The flying machine didn't work #gutted"

~ Leonardo Da Vinci

"OMG - what are you like??!!"

~ The Wright Brothers"

"Check out my new drawings on Instagram, guys!"

~ Leonardo da Vinci

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Im in ur base kilin ur d00ds! #YOLO"

~ Stalin

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

" Oh fuck! This could be career - limiting"

Captain Edward J Smith

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Crucifixion. Brb."

~ Jesus

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Catch me if you can!"

~ Osama bin Laden"

"Found you!"

~ Seal Team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selfie of me and the missus onboard the ship"

Iceberg in the background

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"@Dragons @unicorns If you guys aren't here in the next 5 mins we're leaving without you"

~ Noah

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

@henryviii @catherineofaragon deuces!

@henryviii: @anneboleyn yo, whatup girl?

@henryviii: @janeseymour yo, whatup girl?

@henryviii: @anneofcleaves yo, whatup girl?

@henryviii: @katherinehoward yo, whatup girl?

@henryviii: @katherineparr yo, whatup girl?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

@Harold - I am in Hastings; come and get some! #conquest.

William.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Retweet this if you hate Jews"

~ A. Hitler

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"#letthemeatcake"

~ Mary Antoinette

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"BRB, Crossing the Rubicon #dieiscast #yolo"

~ Julius Ceasar

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Noah

"Ha Ha, I'm on a boat !! so up yours to those who laughed at me"

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Churchill

"Come over hear if you think your hard enough"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

@CaptainScott: just going outside for a bit #bloodycold

Captain Oates

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Booyaa! E=mc2 Theory of Special Relativity Bitches!

~ Albert Einstein

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""BRB, Crossing the Rubicon #dieiscast #yolo"

~ Julius Ceasar "

"Et Tu, Brutus? #ouch"

~ Julius Caesar

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

@Noah

"Dam lions keep trying to eat the Unicorns. Ive told them 'Oi Lions NO!' oh well, nap time"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Looking forward to a nice relaxing night out #fordstheatre

Abraham Lincoln

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What don't you humans understand?! #6thCommandment"

~ God

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Lovely! #inthebath"

~ Jean-Paul Marat

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

@TEdison who's Joking now bitch! AC is a way of life!

~ Nikola Tesla

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

@pvtHitch #Zulus sir Fahsands of em #Rorkesdrift

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Lovely! #inthebath"

~ Jean-Paul Marat"

"Lookee here! #wheresmyknife?"

Charlotte Corday

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hiding some dino bones #fuckupevolutionists"

~ God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#YoullNeverTakeOurFreedom #GetIntayThem

@William

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“This war seems like it’s been dragging on for, like, 100 years”

~ Joan of Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@therealbuddyholly lol I think the pilot is pissed #donttellbigbopper

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

@titanic heads down and go for it lads #whaticeberg?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

The East Indies is soo last year, it's all about the New World!

~ C Columbus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@princeandrew I'm fucked, been a long day and I'm falling asleep, I'll just have another fag then off to bed #inmymomscastle

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Napoleon: I should have done you, Josephine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@geronimo these fucking Europeans, can't tell them shit, try to tell them what the NGOs mean and they think your saying "snow" #Igiveemayear

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

@catesby bollocks! been caught red handed. Get into hiding quick

#gunpowder.

@guidof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@juda5 I feel bad now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want me to get up where?" #IAmTheRessurection

@JofNazereth

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

This isn't going well today

#toomanyfuckingindians

- @custer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@glittergaz who wants to be in my gang #leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@Freddiem can't believe no one thinks I am gay!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

@neil Armstrong

"it's one small step for man one giant....oh ffs where's all the dogging."

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

@God 7th day: bollocks to this.Any deities want to mouth fuck this sissy sub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@officialfa we will win the #worldcup we don't need @olebiged Bryan clough but I recon his son will do great things in management

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Damn bath is overflowing again

#mustfindoutwhy

@archimedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@kurtcobain anyone know where to get a shotgun in Seattle?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

@Colombus

Where the hell am I

#maybeitsindia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@LordCardigan. Follow me lads. Chaaaaaarge. #balaclava #lightbtigade

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"OMG how do u turn off location??! lol #newtothis"

~ Anne Frank

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

@steviewonder

Ftns28&;%¥

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

- Tweety Pie

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"@steviewonder

Ftns28&;%¥"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@davidfrost just had a tshirt printed for my Holliday in Australia, it says "Nixon is innocent" because not even a shark would swallow that #watergate #trickydickygotago #ifuckinghadyou

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

Hi honey, we're flying very close to the World Trade Cen

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

@BClinton Thanks for a great afternoon in the Oval Office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ss.. Turn up zee ovens.. They are still writing zee fucking dairies....

Hitler...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hi honey, we're flying very close to the World Trade Cen"

Ohhh!

Too soon?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"99 problems but a bitch ain't one."

~Henry XIII

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now to put the Russians back in their cage"

#bitnippy @n.bonaparte

"And now to put the Russians back in their cage"

#vecanhandlebitovcold @adolph4Eva

(and coming to a civilisation near you soon...)

"And now to put those damn Ruskies back in their cage"

#yeeehawww @Donaldisfuckingcraxy

"And

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Kiss me Hardy #

H Nelson

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

@JCSuperstar tried looking for you at the tomb party but you'd already left

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


""I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar "

veni vici tweeti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm turning into @Spiderman.

Marie Curie...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Damn bath is overflowing again

#mustfindoutwhy

@archimedes"

meet me in the jacuzzi @ Eurekas

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar veni vici tweeti "

Verrrrry good

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar veni vici tweeti

Verrrrry good "

* veni, vidi, tweeti

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"@ss.. Turn up zee ovens.. They are still writing zee fucking dairies....

Hitler... "

@Hitler It's diary #FreisanGrammarNazis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just signed up to match.com

30 bloody quid!!!

Valentino

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

@SofaWorld ,'HandjobsAreBest' Thomas Chippendale. #NoGimmickySlothsRus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


""I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar veni vici tweeti

Verrrrry good

* veni, vidi, tweeti"

true .. I stand corrected

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""I came, I saw, I Tweeted."

~ J. Caesar veni vici tweeti

Verrrrry good

* veni, vidi, tweetitrue .. I stand corrected "

But, very good.

*doffs bowler*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Watch those arrows you'll have someone's eye out # king Harold

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Sorry I'm late"

~ Odysseus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


""Sorry I'm late"

~ Odysseus "

What time do you call this .. Hope you like the jumper

@ Penelope

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Sorry I'm late"

~ Odysseus

What time do you call this .. Hope you like the jumper

@ Penelope "

Brilliant!

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!' #upye

- Robert Bruce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@malcomx smethwick is a shit hole, I'd rather get lynched than live in this dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Robert E Lee? Pfft Easy from now on"

@GBMcLellan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who says enemies can't become friends? #puttingpastbehindus #resolveddifferences #shoutout2Greekbrothers"

The Trojans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone any idea how far to Athens from here?"

#bittiredtoday @Pheidippides

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A very funny and original thread.

Hat off to the OP and props to _iamondjoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrrrgh fucked that line up lolz #apollo11

@neilarmstrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrrrgh fucked that line up lolz #apollo11

@neilarmstrong"

hahaha great one!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"A very funny and original thread.

Hat off to the OP and props to _iamondjoe.

"

Thank you

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

#diving with stingrays gotta love these gentle giants

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

#dynamite wow what a world changing invention i should get some sorta award @alf noble

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

#@olly cromwell my new wart treatment cream selling well it must be the posters

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

@build it cwren and co i modelled it on my wifes left one :-

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Only meant to smash it into crowd to waste time #eng66

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