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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But can you paint a mental picture, with just one sentence?

Walking into a spiders web developing Tourette's.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Trying to imagine a spiders web swearing at me every time I walk past it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to imagine a spiders web swearing at me every time I walk past it "

And just the feel of it sticking to u......yuck!!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Slightly related.. have you read the two sentence horror stories?

Some are actually kinda creepy!

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Spiders

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Slightly related.. have you read the two sentence horror stories?

Some are actually kinda creepy!

"

Just have...thanks for that

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room."

Hangover?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room."

What a way with words - just missing an element of omomatapaoea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

What a way with words - just missing an element of omomatapaoea "

Yoga upstairs, and a friend comes to visit, they ask where you are, and you reply on my mat up here

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

What a way with words - just missing an element of omomatapaoea

Yoga upstairs, and a friend comes to visit, they ask where you are, and you reply on my mat up here "

Oh that's baaaaad..... I'm thinking you need a 'SMACK' on the bum for that

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

Hangover?"

Fucking hurts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

What a way with words - just missing an element of omomatapaoea

Yoga upstairs, and a friend comes to visit, they ask where you are, and you reply on my mat up here

Oh that's baaaaad..... I'm thinking you need a 'SMACK' on the bum for that "

That boys and girls is what you call a brain fart, but appear to have followed through on that one

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

What a way with words - just missing an element of omomatapaoea

Yoga upstairs, and a friend comes to visit, they ask where you are, and you reply on my mat up here

Oh that's baaaaad..... I'm thinking you need a 'SMACK' on the bum for that

That boys and girls is what you call a brain fart, but appear to have followed through on that one "

I'm not always as dumb as I look.

Just some times

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Oi!You two: NO!

'[My tale is]told by an idiot, full of sound and fury but signifying nothing.'

Just 'words, words, words.'

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I stirred in bed as i woke and tried to stretch, only to find my movements hampered by a fine, silky netting enveloping my body and restricting movement;opening my eyes I looked up at the ceiling(my head was curiously unable to move, either to the left, or the right)and saw suspended a black, hairy mass curled in upon itself hanging upside down like a gross perversion of a circus acrobat which seemed to suck all warmth from the morning light flooding the room.

Hangover?"

Beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly related.. have you read the two sentence horror stories?

Some are actually kinda creepy!

"

Like

You're the last person on Earth.

(Knock, knock) You hear on the door, as you settle down for the night.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Slightly related.. have you read the two sentence horror stories?

Some are actually kinda creepy!

Like

You're the last person on Earth.

(Knock, knock) You hear on the door, as you settle down for the night. "

I would be overjoyed

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But a paint brush gets the job done properly

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