FabSwingers.com forum: when i die..

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I want to be skinned and turned into a fuck doll..just kidding folks..

I dont want cremation or to be put in the ground.i want my bones decorated and brought out once a year to be displayed and partied around.

What are your plans for your body once you've shuffled off the mortal coil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trash bag. Monday morning collection.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bits of my body have been promised as donations for others to either use to help someone else or for experiments.

The rest can be put on the fire.

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Cremation please.... In this one sense I am definitely traditional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldnt care less.... i'll be dead. Do as you want with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cremate me scatter me in the ocean and I'm floating over to the Caribbean, fuck this rainy cold country lol

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied

I smoke and have bareback sex therefore I am immortal..

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

As long as they play Ding Dong the Witch is dead at my funeral I won't come back and haunt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buried inside a Gucci Store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm

I would like to comeback in a spirt form if that's possible just to haunt the Inlaws

Am sure others are with me on this one somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm

I would like to comeback in a spirt form if that's possible just to haunt the Inlaws

Am sure others are with me on this one somewhere "

Defo second that. Paranormal activity won't have shit on me!!

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By *ndysuzukiMan
over a year ago

Newquay

My body can be abused by a 100 vestal virgins or any other female not too fussed as i wont be there in mind just spirit

Would love to come back in the after life as a Pussay cat they seem to have life sorted

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've always said, we'll have a party round my corpse until the smell becomes too great then me, and all the party remnants can be chucked in a skip and burnt.

Then I want the ashes fired out of a cannon at Black Rock.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldnt care less.... i'll be dead. Do as you want with me"
snap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just a natural burial in quiet countryside. Peaceful and simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck trying to bury me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a natural burial in quiet countryside. Peaceful and simple. "

will be 3 years this June since I lost my wife, I visit her grave regular, sit talk to her, don't know if she can hear but it helps

When I die I will buried in same grave as it allows two full interments, hopefully we will meet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donate organs, possibly leave my cadaver for research/education purposes. Anything really. Don't want money wasted on a funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a natural burial in quiet countryside. Peaceful and simple. "

if i was to be buried this - but im going to be cremated and i want it done as cheap as possible - no fuss just the people there that really care about me - kids will scatter me somewhere nice

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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago

Driffield

On a serious note, whatever you want, let your nearest and dearest know. My love wanted to be cremated and her ashes laid with her dogs in the garden, which I have done. My friend on the other hand has no idea what his wife wanted and is uncertain what to do with her ashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be floated out to sea on a wooden boat and a single flaming arrow fired at it.

But the reality is the will probably never find my body to have a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Organ donation and medical science can have me. That or just throw me in the garden for the worms.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted till crisp and then tossed over Table Mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really care as this vessel will be done with. It's my spirit people should worry about. Lurking in dark corners of bedrooms etc.

I kind of like the look of these tree things. You stick your ashes in some pod with a tree seed and grown into, a tree.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I want my body to be used for medical research or forensic body farm.

Then no funeral as such just a piss up.

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