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squirting ! tips from you ladies that can to those who want to but struggle to reach that point to l

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

would be great to help all the lovely ladies that try so hard to squirt but for some reason don't let go enough ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you intend to do that ?

Pretty bold statement do you make every woman squirt?

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"How do you intend to do that ?

Pretty bold statement do you make every woman squirt?"

I agree

think you may find that a hard task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some squirt some don't. Unless you've a secret x

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

all can !! medically proven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then Mr Wonderful tell us all your theory on how to do it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sister can do it for herself ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fella is sort of right ! There are more women who can squirt but don't even know it from what i have come across

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By *obb2upCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Must be a great technic you have there.

I must be holding back!!

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"all can !! medically proven "

Actually this is possbly true, BUt hse has to feel totally relaxed and trust the person she is with absoloutly

not everyone can do that even if they are with a long term partner.

So i belive the OP theory has just gone 'Bang'

you cannot gauruntee it will happen no one can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x"

Oh for crying out loud

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

so can one of my playm8's she showed me how to, amazing sensation i bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

yes, have got women who did't too and always the first time is the beginning !! just relax

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

like you wit

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

your a guy though??

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

unless thread title has been edited i think a lot of us got the OP wrong

'squirting ! tips from you ladies that can to those who want to but struggle to reach that point to l'

he is asking for ladies who can quirt to give tips to ladies who wnat to tips on how they acheive it.

would love to know what the title was after the char limit

'point to l'

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

'to let go and enjoy the amazing sensation of climax' thats what!!

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By *obb2upCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Not sure if I did it once ........or did i piss myself?????(i'd had one too many)lol

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

its the same sensation but comes from a different gland, texture is totally different and taste and smell not pee!! go for it

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By *obb2upCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Woohoo i did it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes time to relax a woman into squirting but 1 of the small tricks i have used is then they are about to cum i stop an leave them for a few seconds maybe teasing my cock around the lips of her pussy just to keep them on the edge ! I have it down to the build up of suspence the woman feels untill she can no longer hold on and has to let go .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite the expert ain't ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am not one to blow my own trumpet as it does not work everytime but it has worked on a number of occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so can one of my playm8's she showed me how to, amazing sensation i bet?"

Then please oh please tell us how

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

find the same, but takes ages to build them upp to that point of no return, some pull away as can't stand it, but others just let their bodies take over!!

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

you can't do it your a guy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all you men that are experts on it I want a blow by blow account on how you do it.

Remember not ever lass is the same so this theory will be blow right out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can't do it your a guy!!!"

but tell me how I can try it on a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would be great to help all the lovely ladies that try so hard to squirt but for some reason don't let go enough ???"

Sooo many guys have said I can make you squirt ..... still waiting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll piss myself and say I've squirted is that better? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll piss myself and say I've squirted is that better? Lol"

You are not a woman though so you never will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go. "

PMSL!!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahehahehaehaheheheha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll piss myself and say I've squirted is that better? Lol

You are not a woman though so you never will. "

I know that everytime I see my cock!

But as I play with women I'd like to know what the OP knows. Not too hard is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

PMSL!! "

Behave I've tried and I can't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahehahehaehaheheheha!"

I just lick other arses same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

PMSL!!

Behave I've tried and I can't lol"

RELAX!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janelle i have sent you a msg containing how i do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Janelle i have sent you a msg containing how i do it"

Thanks sweets that's all I wanted x

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"All blokes can lick their own arseholes....those that cant just aren't relaxing and letting go.

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahehahehaehaheheheha!"

I just lick other arses same thing

You mean you're not a big enough arse hole? O damn!

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast

Rugby thats exactly it, but as usual some have got the higher ground and think they all know better, so funny some comments though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rugby thats exactly it, but as usual some have got the higher ground and think they all know better, so funny some comments though x"

Thanks for PM tips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt."

The OP messaged me with tips very grateful x

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Rugby thats exactly it, but as usual some have got the higher ground and think they all know better, so funny some comments though x"

Hia Nick

A tip for you, it might be best to click on the reply and quote button when you are replying and then we can all tell who you are answering x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rugby thats exactly it, but as usual some have got the higher ground and think they all know better, so funny some comments though x

Thanks for PM tips x"

Happy to help

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt.

The OP messaged me with tips very grateful x"

I am confused, I thought that was The seeker who said he had sent you mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt.

The OP messaged me with tips very grateful x

I am confused, I thought that was The seeker who said he had sent you mail."

im with you confused . com here with that as well

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt."

think i mentioned this a few threads ago, i got it wrong as well originally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Janelle i have sent you a msg containing how i do it

Thanks sweets that's all I wanted x"

Honey you should come to Isis for a squirting lesson....I went with a guy and there was a bloke we played with who had no idea where he was going wrong. So we gave him a lesson with me as a model...fookin ace!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Yeah! thanks for the pm and the new hoselock catalogue you attached Nick. WOW! NEW for 2011 the Hoselock femae squirting attachment,... finger twist action, sensitive to the slightest touch, for a guaranteed all over woosh!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???"

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest "

Think thats right what i have done is it ?? Hope so cause you live an learn :p

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford


"Honey you should come to Isis for a squirting lesson....I went with a guy and there was a bloke we played with who had no idea where he was going wrong. So we gave him a lesson with me as a model...fookin ace!! "

Damn we missed it. Been trying for ages but to no avail.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest

Think thats right what i have done is it ?? Hope so cause you live an learn :p"

Yep.......

Look girls, I have found a man who knows what button to press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We played with a couple in chams and he had my partner jet washing the walls down!!

It did make me feel quite inferior but fair play he spent the last 20 mins showing me how!!!...shocking how easy the tech is....(Nat is very happy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest

Think thats right what i have done is it ?? Hope so cause you live an learn :p

Yep.......

Look girls, I have found a man who knows what button to press"

Hey i know what buttons to press maybe need to show you some time how i like to make a ladie squirt

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast


"Janelle i have sent you a msg containing how i do it

Thanks sweets that's all I wanted x

Honey you should come to Isis for a squirting lesson....I went with a guy and there was a bloke we played with who had no idea where he was going wrong. So we gave him a lesson with me as a model...fookin ace!! "

Thats exactly it some guys have not a clue had to show these to guys on their ladys one evening they were amazing, not patient enough

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast


"We played with a couple in chams and he had my partner jet washing the walls down!!

It did make me feel quite inferior but fair play he spent the last 20 mins showing me how!!!...shocking how easy the tech is....(Nat is very happy)

"

Good for you, maybe a need for a teaching session open to all

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest

Think thats right what i have done is it ?? Hope so cause you live an learn :p

Yep.......

Look girls, I have found a man who knows what button to press

Hey i know what buttons to press maybe need to show you some time how i like to make a ladie squirt "

come on then its always nice to compare notes and a new techique might be better than the one im using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey you should come to Isis for a squirting lesson....I went with a guy and there was a bloke we played with who had no idea where he was going wrong. So we gave him a lesson with me as a model...fookin ace!!

Damn we missed it. Been trying for ages but to no avail."

lol drop me a line next time you're over this way & we'll put in another appearance

Oooh...lady K's squirting class, I can feel a business opportunity coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so can one of my playm8's she showed me how to, amazing sensation i bet?

Then please oh please tell us how "

your just jelo coz yer cant gush only squirt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both of us have sent tips ???

could be ;-0

Can I introduce you to the reply and quote button too?

It is a nice button honest

Think thats right what i have done is it ?? Hope so cause you live an learn :p

Yep.......

Look girls, I have found a man who knows what button to press"

never thought you had a problem ruggers pressing ya button...........block....take that ya bastard

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao......wrong button pussy, keep up woman, there will be questions later !!

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

There's a gentleman Steve P, in Colchester who does claim to be able to make all women suirt (quotes from other websites) he runs classes and surgeries on the subject with hands on demos......I want to be his apprentice.

He can be found by googling Sensual Awakening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had first time meets with men and they have managed to make me squirt, but am more of a gusher and its all in the hand technique for me and hitting that g spot really helps but open to more tips and would love to get it on video too.

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By *ucker4AGusher OP   Man
over a year ago

sunshine coast


"There's a gentleman Steve P, in Colchester who does claim to be able to make all women suirt (quotes from other websites) he runs classes and surgeries on the subject with hands on demos......I want to be his apprentice.

He can be found by googling Sensual Awakening

"

bet he's booked up all the time, hands on ah!!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

So we gave him a lesson with me as a model...fookin ace!!

me me me, pick me! I need a lesson too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x"

Whos a clever boy then

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x"

when your knack retires Mike I'd like that job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do realise the man is asking for tips not telling you he is going to make every woman squirt.

The OP messaged me with tips very grateful x

I am confused, I thought that was The seeker who said he had sent you mail.

im with you confused . com here with that as well"

The OP and another guy sent me tips on how to make a lady squirt,and I was thankyou for it x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x"

Yeah that's right... it's the woman's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are individuals and what may work for one girl may not work for the next one. I cant squirt but I can gush its like a plug.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

We are individuals and what may work for one girl may not work for the next one. I cant squirt but I can gush its like a plug.

Forset?

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

surely a guy cant lick his arse tho cos surely if he could do that he would stop when he got to his cock and think, why lick my arse when i can suck my cock instead lol x

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

surely a guy cant lick his arse tho cos surely if he could do that he would stop when he got to his cock and think, why lick my arse when i can suck my

cock instead lol x

You should see some of the gorilla's at Rio's they have the longest drooling tongues they flip them over their shoulders and lick out the crunchy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you PM me techniques pls! X

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x

Yeah that's right... it's the woman's fault "

No never polo its always the guy who inadequate and useless with his tongue and fingers and i wonder have these guys ever come across girls who gush or squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont squirt, i gush like niagara falls

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"all can !! medically proven "

Really?.....I mean REALLY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all can !! medically proven

"

hmmm...no..it's not

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"all can !! medically proven

Really?.....I mean REALLY?

"

Yep... just like all men can cum from oral and all men who are circumcised have cleaner cocks.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"all can !! medically proven

hmmm...no..it's not"

Don't spoil it Mar!.....I am eagerly awaiting the facts from the good doctor.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"have a knack to get them there, but some just don't let go and let it flow out x

Yeah that's right... it's the woman's fault

No never polo its always the guy who inadequate and useless with his tongue and fingers and i wonder have these guys ever come across girls who gush or squirt "

And i was going say to from meets i have had it would be 1 in 3 fems who gush or is that to high or iam i lucky

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"all can !! medically proven

Really?.....I mean REALLY?

"

Double REALLY

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By *pecial bbCouple
over a year ago

london


"its the same sensation but comes from a different gland, texture is totally different and taste and smell not pee!! go for it"

I have gushed and it didnt feel like peeing at all - and how can a this man talk about something that he cant feel or do????

Some men have the knack for making women gush, some dont.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol."

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can..."

lol...I am absolutely sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was given tips today I tried what the OP told me and no gushing but we had a good laugh lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure. "

i dont either do i get a badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure. i dont either do i get a badge? "

Sod 'orf.....badges are strictly for squirters only.....no prize for coming second in the world of squirting.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure. "

sure you dont want to try again just to be really really sure ? lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure. i dont either do i get a badge?

Sod 'orf.....badges are strictly for squirters only.....no prize for coming second in the world of squirting."

is it like a blue peter badge but joke-shop-stylee ?? get too close and you cop an eye full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as a man is it vital for women to squirt?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

With a week pelvic floor anything is possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if a women cums but not gushes does she feel not satisified just curious

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"But if a women cums but not gushes does she feel not satisified just curious "

They are two different things.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure. i dont either do i get a badge?

Sod 'orf.....badges are strictly for squirters only.....no prize for coming second in the world of squirting.

is it like a blue peter badge but joke-shop-stylee ?? get too close and you cop an eye full "

Ooo so is a make equivalent for making it happen a crackerjack pencil?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will one of you men tell me where my tits are please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if a women cums but not gushes does she feel not satisified just curious

They are two different things."

I've never made a woman gush so I'm very curious that's why I'm asking all these questions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure.

sure you dont want to try again just to be really really sure ? lol"

Oh go on then, seeing as you asked so nicely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!""

But did it stop him?

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"Will one of you men tell me where my tits are please ?"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

But did it stop him?"

Oh come on... what do you think?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Speaking as a man is it vital for women to squirt? "

nope, sometimes it's a pain in the arse! mind you if it is a pain in the arse then they might be doing something wrong

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!""

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Message for all the men who consider themselves experts at make women squirt...When you do the deed does an orange rotating beacon rise out of her skull and light up the room?

If you make her gush as well does the womans head spin around like a scene out of the exorcist?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I don't do either...hey ho, good job I don't feel like I am missing something lol.

Are you sure you don't?.....after all it's been medically proven that all women can...

lol...I am absolutely sure.

sure you dont want to try again just to be really really sure ? lol

Oh go on then, seeing as you asked so nicely lol "

i might have to try and try and try ....

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!""

I really didn't want to read that!

You did......you did have it cleaned right?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Message for all the men who consider themselves experts at make women squirt...When you do the deed does an orange rotating beacon rise out of her skull and light up the room?

If you make her gush as well does the womans head spin around like a scene out of the exorcist?"

No that happens when you fist her so hard she shits her self when she cums

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

I really didn't want to read that!

You did......you did have it cleaned right? "

You're safe. As soon as I knew what he was doing, the subtle warning prevented the incident.... and saved his balls from a nasty kicking.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Message for all the men who consider themselves experts at make women squirt...When you do the deed does an orange rotating beacon rise out of her skull and light up the room?

If you make her gush as well does the womans head spin around like a scene out of the exorcist?

No that happens when you fist her so hard she shits her self when she cums "

Or they say to you they "tolerate" you smoking. My head spun round so much when someone said that to me thought it was going to come of my shoulders

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason"

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened "

She farted and left a malteaser on your nose?

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By *imi123Man
over a year ago

bolton

I dont care wether they squirt, thier head spins or thier tits light up,, as long as they turn up as promised

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened "

you had a nice warm drink

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened "

Funny as hell when that happens look on there faces is priceless, but generally they know beforehand. Usually the shower curtain on the bed with a cover over it is a dead give away

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened "

You drowned but were resuscitated by a lifeguard?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

I really didn't want to read that!

You did......you did have it cleaned right?

You're safe. As soon as I knew what he was doing, the subtle warning prevented the incident.... and saved his balls from a nasty kicking."

You did a subtle warning! Wow

I have a mental image of you now, his balls in a vice like grip and his bum hole twitching like a hamsters whiskers

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened

Funny as hell when that happens look on there faces is priceless, but generally they know beforehand. Usually the shower curtain on the bed with a cover over it is a dead give away "

yes but it was my bed and very soggy afterwards but fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The last guy who was on the verge of making me gush was very clearly told "DON'T TRY AND MAKE ME GUSH ON MY FUCKING SOFA YOU TWAT!"

Ha ha ha, ive just had to take all my covers of my settee and wash them for that very reason

Its not funny heres the guy who met a fem she forgot to mention that she gushed was sat on my face well you what do think happened

Funny as hell when that happens look on there faces is priceless, but generally they know beforehand. Usually the shower curtain on the bed with a cover over it is a dead give away

yes but it was my bed and very soggy afterwards but fun "

I would of told you beforehand as seriously its no fun having a ruined mattress

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Met a guy for the second time at his place, ruined his new £500 memory foam mattress.....oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if a women cums but not gushes does she feel not satisified just curious "

I don't squirt/gush but I have intense orgasms! Internally I get do get wetter but my biggest 'give away' is throbbing.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"You did a subtle warning! Wow

"

My demure demeanour bodes well for refined subtleness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for the second time at his place, ruined his new £500 memory foam mattress.....oooops"

I'm sure it dried out lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Met a guy for the second time at his place, ruined his new £500 memory foam mattress.....oooops

I'm sure it dried out lol "

Youve obviously never seen the state of someones matress when its been gushed all over. May dry out but cant get rid of the stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luv it when my girl gushes squirts, find the g spot n tongue on her clit take it slow n listen to her talking telling me slow down just there etc, n when cum c her in pleasure best feeling ever , but every1 different n have different tastes n wants , but 4me luv watching her face n grab me, best compliment a lad could recieve, talk talk 2each other ive had wanks n feel like getting castrated by a pit man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for the second time at his place, ruined his new £500 memory foam mattress.....oooops

I'm sure it dried out lol

Youve obviously never seen the state of someones matress when its been gushed all over. May dry out but cant get rid of the stains"

No I haven't

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Youve obviously never seen the state of someones matress when its been gushed all over. May dry out but cant get rid of the stains"

Shit! you're telling me you're left with stains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ever heard ov towels under the bum? Works wonders for us no stains just wet towel n girl with big cheesy grin , or leave her high n dry frustrated?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"ever heard ov towels under the bum? Works wonders for us no stains just wet towel n girl with big cheesy grin , or leave her high n dry frustrated? "

Think you will find that doesnt work for everyone, towels, two duvets, sheets and still sodden matress but since using a shower curtain that has now stopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waterproof mattress protector here (and not cos i wee in my sleep)! x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Never had time to lay towels out....it was spontaneous fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just know each other n what too expect, luv it, if on meet wudnt stop luv giveing n c the lady in pleasure

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"just know each other n what too expect, luv it, if on meet wudnt stop luv giveing n c the lady in pleasure "

Without wishing to appear rude, that made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know when my girl gona cum or gush shes very vocal n know each others bodies , as for pleasure mm every time its best compliment c yr babe squirt , have get clean sheets for party nite x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"i know when my girl gona cum or gush shes very vocal n know each others bodies , as for pleasure mm every time its best compliment c yr babe squirt , have get clean sheets for party nite x "

Thanks.....that was the trouble with 'Memory Foam' mattress man....we never knew each other really.....I think I shocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

idve loved it n encoraged u xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"...its best compliment c yr babe squirt ,..."

A guy at the club said he could make me gush as I had said I don't very often (I think about 6 or less times in total)... and he did indeed make me gush.

However, he was about a million miles away from giving me an orgasm and I had barely noticed gushing.... but the puddle gave it away.

He seemed to think this was some great achievement.... I didn't.

I have watched a few women stand and the bar and make themselves squirt to show guys what it looks like.... they were far from orgasm too.

If it happens, it happens, but for me it's no big deal and no loss when it doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair comment x wot works for us is clit stimulation at same time n lovely orgasm, hold her after x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What use does squirting serve?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What use does squirting serve?

"

Guys seem to like seeing it... that's about it from my point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What use does squirting serve?

Guys seem to like seeing it... that's about it from my point of view."

Bit of an appendix then .....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh... I thought of another one.... you don't have to fake an orgasms as some will assume it's the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it should be put on c.v's from now on as man's greatest achievement.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Beats any Oxbridge degree in my book....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We like our applicants to graduate with first class honours or at least a 2:1, but we will accept people without higher education provided that they can demonstrate that they can make muff gush" said a recruitment officer for one of the more solvent investment banks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all can !! medically proven "

oh yeah, where are the sources so we can go read, and have they tested the entire world's female population then?

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By *ob_upandownMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"What use does squirting serve?

"

Well at least it gives you a reason to clean the sofa covers at last!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all can but there is more that can do it with out realising

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Not all can but there is more that can do it with out realising"

How long has your research been running?

Are you publishing a paper in the Lancet with your final findings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all can but there is more that can do it with out realising

How long has your research been running?

Are you publishing a paper in the Lancet with your final findings?"

I am talking from me own experiance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I dont squirt and my hubby knows how to make me cum by using his gingers on my G spot, and it is intense, also cum on my G spot and clitoris same time still no squirting, however I know exaclty how to position myself with guys and specially with my hubby and he knows just how to make me cum very long and hard to the point where I often Halluciante, dont know if anyone else has got to this point ,I see all sorts of hallucinations as I cum and cum...recently I have started gushing a bit I think as we have found liquid all down my legs when Im on top and all over hubby too. Think Im one of those gals who just cant squirt, and before you it, I do know how to let go, relax and let go, getting passed the urge to pee and have massive orgasms. x Luisa

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