FabSwingers.com forum: Grammar

By *are_free OP Man
over a year ago

Crewe

Bad grammar

Am heavily dyslexic and I try my best..

But when I read on this forum, social media and so on... When people not accidentally don't use the correct grammar..

But use BAD grammar and text speak and so on..

Examples I've seen in past 10 mins

Thru - not Through?

Severed - not served?

Culter- not culture..?

Best one..

Vinegar - really you slide your c**k deep into her Vinegar...

brave brave man !

Does this annoy anyone else?

What bad examples have you seen today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit"?

Or "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Never mind the grammar, it's the ones who can't use sentences, no matter how poorly constructed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay, Kelsey Grammer hasn't died.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Some people make the same basic mistakes and don't seem to care.

As a dyslexic do you find trying to read bad spelling more difficult?

It's something that I have never thought about before

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*fewer messages, not less

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Never mind the bad grammar, what about the bad grandpa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people make the same basic mistakes and don't seem to care.

As a dyslexic do you find trying to read bad spelling more difficult?

It's something that I have never thought about before "

You Kunt be serious about speelling

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By *attoodGent90Man
over a year ago

Cambs

I has bhad Engrish?

Me know no? Halp!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I has bhad Engrish?

Me know no? Halp!"

Fuckin' hell, mate, those pants are terrifying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit"?

Or "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"

No it's not... That's all about knowing where to put your commas and apostrophes ... Or not

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Some are obviously auto correct which is the bane of my existence.

Not the bain of my exitance.

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By *are_free OP Man
over a year ago

Crewe

"Some people make the same basic mistakes and don't seem to care.

As a dyslexic do you find trying to read bad spelling more difficult?

It's something that I have never thought about before "

Yes.. You find yourself reading it again and again.. Trying to piece together what they actually intended to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP but your user name made me smile in view of what the thread was about.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm not a particularly judgemental person and also make a lot of mistakes in my posts here. Autocorrect and posting when im tired are both major influences.

I'm not trying to get to know and shag most of the forum posters and I'm content if I get to understand others.

There's likely an issue behind those who are very uptight about grammar, so I'll just let them get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always struggled with commas

so I'm liable to write 'let's eat grandma'.

Oh well, we all have faults

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Bloody auto correct even when you have put comma's in etc or corrected words

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

" really you slide your c**k deep into her Vinegar... "

Only if I am wearing a condiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle really hard with spelling and punctuation. If it wasn't for auto correct half of the stuff I write you probably wouldn't understand.

I always have struggled with it. I don't find it any harder to read something that isn't spelt right most of the time it's easier as it has been wrote the way you would say it. So it makes more sense to me.

Not everyone is 100% perfect. Everyone has flaws but this seems to be a big issue on here. If you met someone in a club woukd you get them to do a spelling test before playing. No probably not so I don't see what the problem is with it as long as you are able to communicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the English language is a tricky fcuker when you think about it....

if I before e except after c doesn't trip you up then you have

there/their

where/were

your/you're

of/off

no wonder all the young ones and the old ones are resorting to text speak ...

its a lot less complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the English language is a tricky fcuker when you think about it....

if I before e except after c doesn't trip you up then you have

there/their

where/were

your/you're

of/off

no wonder all the young ones and the old ones are resorting to text speak ...

its a lot less complicated

I remember learning them when I was about 12. I loved English so I guess that's why I've never forgotten them

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

I am grandma nazi

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Bad spelling or poor grammar doesn't bother me too much, but extremely shortened messages from someone with no photos and no previous messages or conversation are just being lazy. The last one I had like this just said one word:

skype

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"the English language is a tricky fcuker when you think about it....

if I before e except after c doesn't trip you up then you have

there/their

where/were

your/you're

of/off

no wonder all the young ones and the old ones are resorting to text speak ...

its a lot less complicated

Lots of linguist would agree with you!

Then again, lots wouldn't.

Bit of a bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life."

Well it was invented for a reason. Should shorthand never of been invented as it is exactly the same thing.

I don't view txt speak as a generation specific thing. We have had people a lot older than us message in txt speak and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life.

Well it was invented for a reason. Should shorthand never of been invented as it is exactly the same thing.

I don't view txt speak as a generation specific thing. We have had people a lot older than us message in txt speak and vice versa. "

I learnt shorthand at school...but I'm fooked if I could use it on here... so I disagree that it is exactly the same thing...it was a written shortcut language that consisted of dots and lines and dashes.... so absolutely nothing like textspeak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life."

It's not just young people. Don't generalise. In fact, the worst spelling and grammar I've seen on here comes from an older generation. I remember because I thought to myself "how can you go through life without a basic grasp of syntax".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto correct on mobiles, spelling correct facility on PC's - we don't need to think about spelling as much any more. So it'll only degenerate further.

Having said that I'm still impressed by the number of teens who stick to reading paperbacks.

A mis spelt or mis placed word can make for funny texting/messages so it doesn't worry us.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I 8 it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are fucking someone you don't give them a spelling test......Pedantics are shit at shagging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different generations have differing attitudes towards the English Language.

When I was at school, there was an influence on English grammar, its use and set up. That included spelling too.

Today's generations view text speak as standard and perfectly acceptable; to me, it is an abomination which should never have been invented but that's life.

Well it was invented for a reason. Should shorthand never of been invented as it is exactly the same thing.

I don't view txt speak as a generation specific thing. We have had people a lot older than us message in txt speak and vice versa.

so it was a written sortcut exactly the same as txt speak was when it was first introduced. it was introduced because you had a max no of letters available to you.

it has only caught on because of the use of elctronic devices and the need to speed things up.

if ipads and smart phones were around when short hand was tought then we would probably all be messaging in dots and dashes.

why do you think there is new words added to the dictionary every year? because the language evolves the same as it has done for years and the same as it always will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care, there are more important things in life than if I've stuck a little tadpole in the right place, and those who say "I read it and because there was no apostrophe, it didn't make any sense" that's just being pedantic in my book.

I'm dyslexic, it's amazing that I still pick up a book and read, I have to read words and sometimes sentences twice before it sinks in, my spelling is all to shit, and if I write something by hand, I'm not writing I'm drawing the word if that makes any sense, so it takes me twice as long, I will have read this post back twice before posting, and that's still no guarantee that it will all be spelled correctly.

I face this on a daily basis, so how do you think it feels, when along comes I'm so important grammar nazi to point out my mistakes?

While you're proof reading the whole of fab, you could be doing something else with that time, like arranging a meet, or answering mail, or writing the definitive history of pockets.

*drops mic, and sashayed out of the thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care, there are more important things in life than if I've stuck a little tadpole in the right place, and those who say "I read it and because there was no apostrophe, it didn't make any sense" that's just being pedantic in my book.

I face this on a daily basis, so how do you think it feels, when along comes I'm so important grammar nazi to point out my mistakes?

While you're proof reading the whole of fab, you could be doing something else with that time, like arranging a meet, or answering mail, or writing the definitive history of pockets.

*drops mic, and sashayed out of the thread*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's okay, Kelsey Grammer hasn't died."

Phew, couldn't handle sideshow bob dying also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I face this on a daily basis, so how do you think it feels, when along comes I'm so important grammar nazi to point out my mistakes?

While you're proof reading the whole of fab, you could be doing something else with that time, like arranging a meet, or answering mail, or writing the definitive history of pockets.

*drops mic, and sashayed out of the thread*"

Shake that booty!!

*the crowd chucks roses in appreciation*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's okay, Kelsey Grammer hasn't died.

Phew, couldn't handle sideshow bob dying also. "

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I face this on a daily basis, so how do you think it feels, when along comes I'm so important grammar nazi to point out my mistakes?

While you're proof reading the whole of fab, you could be doing something else with that time, like arranging a meet, or answering mail, or writing the definitive history of pockets.

*drops mic, and sashayed out of the thread*"

I think it's not right to criticise people just for the odd mistake and so on. I've spent most of my working life helping others to improve their written skills.

Sometimes I see posts and will think "that person's dyslexic".

However, if someone is asking why they can't get meets and for profile improvements, I think it's ok to point out that the text may be the issue if it's so bad that it's hard to understand. I always add the caveat that the person may have a specific condition that explains this.

Pointing it out isn't a criticism against the person, just an explanation why they might struggle. I've seen loads of people asking for help and the text is very difficult to understand.

I've worked with hundreds, probably thousands of dyslexic people over the years and been a staunch defender of them (I've had lots of people query/downplay its existence). I have seen some dyslexic people who made no effort and used it as a reason to write lazily though. The above post shows what can be done with effort.

grammar nit-picking = bad/

constructive, sympathetic advice when it's asked for = OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like an enigma or something to decipher. I think it's because I'm more intelligent than the average grammar nazi

It's lovely up here today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time I felt it was necessary to correct grammar and spelling was when I worked in a school.

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I is like not appy when peoples are using bad gramma init dohh.. specially as it is like shakespears birfday or somefink.. !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grammar died years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like an enigma or something to decipher. I think it's because I'm more intelligent than the average grammar nazi

It's lovely up here today

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