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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The two words I hate seeing on a profile more than any others.

What don't you like to see on a profile?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Reams of txt saying what they don't want.

Honestly, I get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men, I will find you.

There's no need to go all Liam neeson, just because you have a full inbox

I don't like threatening behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words "genuine" and "professional" irritate me on profiles.

No idea why.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

When you see things like 'to prove you have read (all 1000) words of my profile please start all messages with "yadda yadda blah blah blah'

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Easy going, laid back or similar then you read on and they're anything but....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jog on also makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The two words I hate seeing on a profile more than any others.

What don't you like to see on a profile?"

Pretty much with you there. Just ask what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile updated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jog on also makes me cringe

It makes me think of sulky whiny 13 year olds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile updated.

Jog on

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Will fill in later.Miss.

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

That basted Sydney institute thing drives me barmy!

Just ask I agree with. If you're not making any effort I'm not going to make one and ask!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Damn it....auto correct strikes again...I meant bastard!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The one's that start:

"I'm/We're new to this so..."

And then the profile's over a year old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been here before so I know the score.

Then starts a thread asking for profile advice

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

I am disease free.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Reams of txt saying what they don't want.

Honestly, I get bored"

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

No married men

No single men

Really annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ranty aggressive ones, I know it's a bit rich seeing as mine is none existent but theye make me cringe

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Can't accommodate too - as I can't for obvious reasons - that REALLY annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many demands and Diva mentality.

I would never bother to contact or reply to someone with a profile like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read them, only look at the pretty pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a proffessional .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be vvwe with gym fit body and extremely good looking, when in fact they, themselves are hanging

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

"The words "genuine" and "professional" irritate me on profiles.

No idea why."

Me too. Stating it does not make it so!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 22/04/16 17:17:21]

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

BLOCK CAPITALS!

Also if any numptytits write pathetically bad verifications on their page.

Actually that's not too bad: if I fancy the fuck out of them based on their pictures, and then I notice the majority of their veris are by humourless, unimaginative idiots(even more so if they lack basic punctuation/grammar, etc)with a soupcon of misogyny then I think 'oh, not missed out on THAT much then.'

At least that's what I try to convince myself with anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter. But I have general issues with that word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter. But I have general issues with that word."

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"That basted Sydney institute thing drives me barmy!

Just ask I agree with. If you're not making any effort I'm not going to make one and ask!"

God yes!This! !!

Some put more effort into writing about Sydney University than anything useful on their profile! In fact... does anyone know where that Sydney University thing cane from? This is the Internet so we ALL know if you post a pic, there is always the chance it could pop up somewhere else on the net! I doubt Sydney university or any other university will be of much help! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lists of demands. Please summarise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/04/16 17:23:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3000 word Essays for profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine bugs me, always not genuine if you have to say you are

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

All of the above

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"That basted Sydney institute thing drives me barmy!

Just ask I agree with. If you're not making any effort I'm not going to make one and ask!

God yes!This! !!

A site I was on in the past(owned by a very pale coloured product description on an item, I think, who were in the news a while ago for ripping off their customers)had a disclaimer when I joined where i had to basically waive any rights to any photos I uploaded, and gave them permission to do with them whatever they wanted. I left pretty sharpish.

Have to be honest and made a boo boo by not reading through all of Fabs' legalese when I joined.

I sure hope those nice peeps don't have anything similar..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banter. But I have general issues with that word."

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list of hoops you must jump through just to get a possible reply!

I'm a big lad and don't fit through hoops easily, unless they're greased up on the side!

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"Banter. But I have general issues with that word.

Me too."

I'm only here for the banter. If you need to know anything else just ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banter. But I have general issues with that word.

Me too.

I'm only here for the banter. If you need to know anything else just ask

I have just two words for you - JOG ON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to eat pussy could do it for hours... hate seeing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ranty aggressive ones, I know it's a bit rich seeing as mine is none existent but theye make me cringe"

Yes, although mine is getting that way...

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon

No this or that in BIG SHOUTY WORDS...GOT IT !!! RANT OVER !!!

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By *ynchedWoman
over a year ago

Dunstable

This just sounds so cliche

'I don't bite (unless you want me too)'

hate it....lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite, unless you ask"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making a big deal about "no single guys" and how fed up they are of receiving messages off single guys...yet not having filters on to block them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Mmmmmmmm' just hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be vvwe with gym fit body and extremely good looking, when in fact they, themselves are hanging

Haha so many. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bald guys" really hurts my feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The two words I hate seeing on a profile more than any others.

What don't you like to see on a profile?

Pretty much with you there. Just ask what?"

I completely agree OP it annoys me no end. And if you ask then to tell you a little about themselves they reply 'well what do you want to know'. I can't be bothered to prise conversation out of someone

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One sentence consisting of 3000 Words with no grammar or punctuation but an abundance of spelling mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other thing that annoys me in a profile is those pictures made up of text, especially the naked woman one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Mmmmmmmm' just hate that

100% agree, makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate any adult using hehe!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"'Mmmmmmmm' just hate that

100% agree, makes me cringe."

It's awful. Really sleazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No blacks, because sometimes it's on a profile of someone I realy wanted to fuck

And yes it's personal choice, but when you want to fuck someone and there is a bar in place, it's a bit shit

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

No single males - with filters but they put a meet up with a nice big M in it Arghhh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later.Miss."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"straight",,lol,,,yea right of course they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men, I will find you.

There's no need to go all Liam neeson, just because you have a full inbox

I don't like threatening behaviour "

This proper made me laugh. I might have to use it sometime.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Been here before, then ranting in the forums about something they know will never change, or the target audience will ever read.

Just look at me, look at me.

It's pitiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised anyone on the forums actually meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for all the new ideas folks...

watch this space...I'll be updating my profile very shortly...

if you like what you see just ask...

if not jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders legs

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

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By *ay BrowerMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Genuine - Because I'm sure if you wasn't genuine you would definitely put that!! WTF???

Professional - Who cares? It doesn't make you anymore attractive and it's not a dating sit of a bloody CV!!!

I'm fussy or even worse, I'm fussy because I can be - Again who cares???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite, unless you want me to

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"The one's that start:

"I'm/We're new to this so..."

And then the profile's over a year old.

This

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You will be judged on the quality of your verifications...

just seems a little judgemental to me

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