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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. old that when I told her to act her age she died ..

.. stupid that when she worked at the M&Ms factory she threw away all the W's ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo' mamma is so poor that when she opens the kitchen cabinet all the cockroaches start to sing "we are family."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma is so fat she fell over, broke her leg and gravy ran out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mamma is so fat - she went out in heels and came home in flats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mamma is so fat - her arse has its own postcode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mamma is so fat - she walked in front of the tv and I missed three episodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over

she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. so ugly that her Mum had to tie steaks around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yo mama gave birth to YOU sucka!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weighing scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she freebases ham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she wears two watches, one for each time zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo-Yo Ma so fat, that's actually a double bass he's playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtesy of DJ-

Yo mama is so fat that when Dracula bit her it gave him diabetes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids love these jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo Mamma is so fat - she went out in heels and came home in flats"

true story in my case.. lmao *cries*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information"

is so dumb, she thinks gluteus maximus is a Roman emperor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courtesy of DJ-

Yo mama is so fat that when Dracula bit her it gave him diabetes! "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma is so fat that when she stands on the scales it says "to be continued"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma so dumb she bought tickets to see xbox live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum is so ugly , even Hello Kitty said goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma is so fat that you was 4 by the the time they find found you after she gave birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum's so hairy her tits look like coconuts

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Yo mama so ugly that when Dracula came into her room he took one look at her, decided to bite the bedpost instead

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The comedian Nathan Caton has an entire routine based on these. He has the wonderful line, 'when I was a kid we didn't cut each other with knifes. We had Yo' momma jokes instead and if yours were good enough, they'd go home and cut themselves...'

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Yo momma's so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it’s-coming-towards-us!

Yo momma is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

Yo momma's such a slut, that I came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna surprise.

Yo momma's so loose it'd be like opening a window and shagging the night. 

Yo momma's such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Courtesy of DJ-

Yo mama is so fat that when Dracula bit her it gave him diabetes! "

Aww... I've been quoted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma so ugly even cillit wouldn't bang her

Yo mamma so fat, she has her own post code

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