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"No chainsaws allowed. So think carefully...." Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the blind obeyance of fools Small horses & a chainsaw. . Shout or whisper? | |||
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"What the fuck are you on pal? " *shrugs* Just askin' | |||
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"Would you rather cut your own cock off with a chainsaw (no petrol) and eat it afterwards to save your family from dying? Or Let your family die?" chuckles i dont have a cock and we are all going to die..i think ill go get an icecream | |||
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"you can tell its a scorpio full moon cant you? hahaha " Oh yes | |||
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"you can tell its a scorpio full moon cant you? hahaha Oh yes " | |||
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks or kiss David Camerons ass " I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard?? | |||
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks or kiss David Camerons ass I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard?? " yes you can egg custard would your rather be rich or gorgeous | |||
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks or kiss David Camerons ass I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard?? yes you can egg custard would your rather be rich or gorgeous" rich i think would you rather be on the beach or by the river | |||
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks or kiss David Camerons ass I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard?? yes you can egg custard would your rather be rich or gorgeous rich i think would you rather be on the beach or by the river" . That's a tough one because we have really lovely beaches and rivers but I am going to say beach because there is more perving to be had would you rather, ice cream or sorbet mrs | |||
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"Would you rather hang upside down by your bollocks or kiss David Camerons ass I don't have bollocks can I hang David Cameron by his ? Put deep heat on your bits or eat a giant egg custard?? yes you can egg custard would your rather be rich or gorgeous rich i think would you rather be on the beach or by the river" By the river Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner? | |||
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" Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner? " Not sure what ear worm pie is (or is it eat worm pie?) either way - the latter Anna Friel or Kelly Brook? | |||
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" Ear worm pie or fuck a family members partner? Not sure what ear worm pie is (or is it eat worm pie?) either way - the latter Anna Friel or Kelly Brook?" anna friel ketchup or hp | |||
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" ketchup or hp" I don't do sauce, Mr - HP. AC/DC or Led Zeppelin? | |||
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" ketchup or hp I don't do sauce, Mr - HP. AC/DC or Led Zeppelin? " AC/DC with Bon Scott (they were the first band I ever saw in 1977) Cat or dog? | |||
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"Pussy any day Wank off the most unattractive person's cock whilst wearing very thick gloves or have that person sexually gratify you with those gloves being worn?" Probably the latter :/ Would you rather have:- No internet Or No phone? | |||
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"Pussy any day Wank off the most unattractive person's cock whilst wearing very thick gloves or have that person sexually gratify you with those gloves being worn? Probably the latter :/ Would you rather have:- No internet Or No phone?" Oh god, probably no phone. Be deaf or blind? | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?" . Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs " Durrr... Migrene-inducing undies pls Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins Or Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr? | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs Durrr... Migrene-inducing undies pls Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins Or Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?" full moon ill take the punching ..could be cheap therapy | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs Durrr... Migrene-inducing undies pls Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins Or Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?" . Are you grumpy today | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs Durrr... Migrene-inducing undies pls Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins Or Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?. Are you grumpy today " Haven't fucked for a couple of days - is that the same? | |||
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"Deaf - I'd trade music for books :/ Would you rather Have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music Or Accordions for legs?. Accordions for legs would you rather plain or patterned under garments mrs Durrr... Migrene-inducing undies pls Would you rather have a conversation with Yoda for 5 mins Or Punch Jar Jar Binks for 1 hr?. Are you grumpy today Haven't fucked for a couple of days - is that the same? " . Ah perhaps that's it | |||
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