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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now call me tight, but I like to get my money's worth.

Whatever happened to metal toothpaste tubes? You could roll them up from the end, and get every last drop out. Try doing that with the plastic rubbish and it unravels like a Fuckin party blower!

Anyone remember those tubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I use a piece of coal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the tube, scrape brush inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss "
So it goes all over tiles or sink instead of on the brush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss So it goes all over tiles or sink instead of on the brush! "

Just push it all to the end then squeeze the last out normally once it's at the head of the tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy yourself a tube of tomato paste...it'll help recreate the sensation...though i don't recommend using it as toothpaste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss So it goes all over tiles or sink instead of on the brush!

Just push it all to the end then squeeze the last out normally once it's at the head of the tube"
Yeah that's what I do. Just thought it was easier in the old days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll only really squeeze it if I haven't a new tube waiting to go. I don't mind wasting mls worth of toothpaste as I'm extravagant.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

If really bothered buy yourself a tube key - you'll find them on eBay. I've used them for tubes of hair dye as it's a lot more expensive than toothpaste and I use a lot of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss So it goes all over tiles or sink instead of on the brush!

Just push it all to the end then squeeze the last out normally once it's at the head of the tubeYeah that's what I do. Just thought it was easier in the old days! "

I didn't like the foil tubes...they'd crack and split where you folded and rolled them and i always ended up with bits of paste leaking out here and there.

Maybe i'm just cack handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll only really squeeze it if I haven't a new tube waiting to go. I don't mind wasting mls worth of toothpaste as I'm extravagant. "

Showy git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll only really squeeze it if I haven't a new tube waiting to go. I don't mind wasting mls worth of toothpaste as I'm extravagant.

Showy git!"

I know

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Aaahhh...when Colgate was just...Colgate. None of this whitening, sensitive, gum-protecting 5-different-sorts-of-mint-flavour business!

The more you rolled up the metal tubes, the more the sides split and leaked toothpaste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaahhh...when Colgate was just...Colgate. None of this whitening, sensitive, gum-protecting 5-different-sorts-of-mint-flavour business!

The more you rolled up the metal tubes, the more the sides split and leaked toothpaste!"

The old days sound properly shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If really bothered buy yourself a tube key - you'll find them on eBay. I've used them for tubes of hair dye as it's a lot more expensive than toothpaste and I use a lot of it!! "

Wouldn't he get another tube of toothpaste cheaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll only really squeeze it if I haven't a new tube waiting to go. I don't mind wasting mls worth of toothpaste as I'm extravagant.

Showy git!

I know "

I know whose bins i'm going through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaahhh...when Colgate was just...Colgate. None of this whitening, sensitive, gum-protecting 5-different-sorts-of-mint-flavour business!

The more you rolled up the metal tubes, the more the sides split and leaked toothpaste!"

I wasn't cack handed!

See...splitty shitty tubes

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Aaahhh...when Colgate was just...Colgate. None of this whitening, sensitive, gum-protecting 5-different-sorts-of-mint-flavour business!

The more you rolled up the metal tubes, the more the sides split and leaked toothpaste!

I wasn't cack handed!

I never had a toothpaste key

See...splitty shitty tubes "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Does anyone remember Punch & Judy strawberry toothpaste? I was only ever allowed it when l was ill...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Does anyone remember Punch & Judy strawberry toothpaste? I was only ever allowed it when l was ill..."

You can still get it (well, you could about twelve months ago!) x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"If really bothered buy yourself a tube key - you'll find them on eBay. I've used them for tubes of hair dye as it's a lot more expensive than toothpaste and I use a lot of it!!

Wouldn't he get another tube of toothpaste cheaper?"

Once you have a tube key for a huge 99p you have it forever?! I have had mine for hairdye about ten years!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Does anyone remember Punch & Judy strawberry toothpaste? I was only ever allowed it when l was ill...

You can still get it (well, you could about twelve months ago!) x"

...cue big nostalga moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?"

They'll probably unravel unless clipped. Only seconds to roll again though. Unless you mean the plastic pump type.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?"

They work although admittedly better with metal tubes as you gotta keep rolling them lol

Luckily for me hair dye attacks plastic tubes so still old fashioned metal ones

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Just buy toothpaste when its on offer and stock up .... tight gits ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?

They'll probably unravel unless clipped. Only seconds to roll again though. Unless you mean the plastic pump type. "

Look for "tube squeezer" on Amazon. It's like a clip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?

They'll probably unravel unless clipped. Only seconds to roll again though. Unless you mean the plastic pump type. "

I can just imagine it being a PITA compared to using it on a metal tube.

Just using my thumb and index finger and squeezing down the tube has always worked for me but what do I know? *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Metal tubes remind me of Germalene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do tube keys work properly with plastic tubes?

They'll probably unravel unless clipped. Only seconds to roll again though. Unless you mean the plastic pump type.

I can just imagine it being a PITA compared to using it on a metal tube.

Just using my thumb and index finger and squeezing down the tube has always worked for me but what do I know? *shrugs*"

A squeezing tool would be better than a key, I guess?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am more than happy with a roll and squeeze method. However, if it's one of those pump efforts you can use the handle of the toothbrush to push it a little bit further up from the inside to get the last dregs out.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Just lay the tube on a flat surface and push the remaining paste out with your toothbrush handle. Piece of piss So it goes all over tiles or sink instead of on the brush! "

Exactly!! Mind you, it's probably 0.002p worth!

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Does anyone remember Punch & Judy strawberry toothpaste? I was only ever allowed it when l was ill...

You can still get it (well, you could about twelve months ago!) x"

You can get it. I use it sometimes as I periodically suffer from sensitivity.

Try a pump toothpaste and you'll get it all out

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