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It really WAS as bad as I remembered ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I thought, now that I'm the proud owner of the latest Star Wars DVD, that I'd go back and watch the whole saga right through from the beginning.

What that meant of course was that I had to *finally* take the cellophane off my episodes 1-3 box set after about 3 years of ownership (Xmas present - I'd never part with my own hard-earned on it!) and *finally* rewatch Episode 1 (The Phantom Menace) after trying to erase it from my memory after watching it just the once in the cinema.

The theory : it couldn't possibly be as bad as I remembered it to be, could it?

3 words (or is it 2?) JarJar Binks. Yep - it was every bit as bad as I remembered so have stopped watching after 40 minutes.

Which got me thinking - what other situations have you found yourself in where you thought 'you know what, I'm going to give this a second chance' but it turned out to be just as bad (or worse) than the first?

I'm expecting tumble but who knows there might be some stories out there ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rap music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prequels beat the originals hands down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down "

Admin : delete this troll!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sex with an ex.

It did help to remind me that no matter how horny I feel and no matter how willing he is I am better off watching paint dry.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

See: All of "Star Wars". I just don't get it. Awful shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex with an ex.

It did help to remind me that no matter how horny I feel and no matter how willing he is I am better off watching paint dry.

"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

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I concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sylvester Stallone version of Get Carter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

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Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

listening to a guns'n'roses album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene "

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose .."

I think Episode 1 (or 4 if you watched it after seeing the originals the first time around) suffered from being made purely for the marketing materials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, funny if a little harsh..!!!????

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Liquorice. I thought my palate may have matured. Nope. It still mings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose ..

I think Episode 1 (or 4 if you watched it after seeing the originals the first time around) suffered from being made purely for the marketing materials.

"

The race was excellent. "Roger,roger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose .."

As a kid, I always thought episode 2 was the best, I loved when the clones came to the rescue

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both my first and second marriages.

Would rather pluck every hair on my body out, one by one with a set of tweezers than repeat those experience!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels."

Worse than hamster wee?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee? "

Do you drizzle that over your salad?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee? "

*sighs* Get it right, man - GERBIL WEE!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee?

Do you drizzle that over your salad? "

I think I love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See: All of "Star Wars". I just don't get it. Awful shite. "

Yes!! Another sensible person at last

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee?

*sighs* Get it right, man - GERBIL WEE! "

I knew it wasn't a hamster. But could I think of rodent of choice? Ferret - no. Guinea Pig - no. Gerbil! That's the one I was searching for

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee?

*sighs* Get it right, man - GERBIL WEE!

I knew it wasn't a hamster. But could I think of rodent of choice? Ferret - no. Guinea Pig - no. Gerbil! That's the one I was searching for "

You're 18 months younger than me and already going a bit dappy...aw, bless!

Btw, 'twasn't rodent 'of choice'...I had nothing to do with it but have the misfortune of being there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things. It's a shame because it just cements me further into being a stubborn bastard.

Olives are awesome FYI.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"So many things. It's a shame because it just cements me further into being a stubborn bastard.

Olives are awesome FYI."

Nope. Only awesome to lob at someone, but then you just end up with oily, olive stinking fingers...gonna just have to agree to differ on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want wine and olives now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel delite and toast toppers

Can't even bring myself to explain why they are so awful

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

TV..recently decided to watch a couple of shows on i player..havent had a TV in like 6 years...err nope im not missing anything, its still as crap as i remembered it to be

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose .. As a kid, I always thought episode 2 was the best, I loved when the clones came to the rescue "

I liked episode 2 for the Yoda lightsaber fight scene with Count Dooku, same with episode 3 getting to see Yoda fight Darth Sideous (Emperor Palpatine). Yoda kicks ass although Sideous does give him a bit of a spanking.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The prequels beat the originals hands down

Admin : delete this troll!

Nah jokes. But in all seriousness, Darth Maul was cool. Just forget episode 2 was ever made. And Anakin vs Obi wan is honestly one of my favourite moments because of how good Ewan McGregor is. Although it's instantly ruined by Darth Vaders "nooo" scene

I thought Episode 3 wasn't too bad - but 1 was (and still is) woeful. Cut out Binks and all the underworld city bobbins and the rest of the film would have been ok I suppose .. As a kid, I always thought episode 2 was the best, I loved when the clones came to the rescue

I liked episode 2 for the Yoda lightsaber fight scene with Count Dooku, same with episode 3 getting to see Yoda fight Darth Sideous (Emperor Palpatine). Yoda kicks ass although Sideous does give him a bit of a spanking. "

as these are all so bad, should i watch any of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee?

*sighs* Get it right, man - GERBIL WEE!

I knew it wasn't a hamster. But could I think of rodent of choice? Ferret - no. Guinea Pig - no. Gerbil! That's the one I was searching for

You're 18 months younger than me and already going a bit dappy...aw, bless!

Btw, 'twasn't rodent 'of choice'...I had nothing to do with it but have the misfortune of being there "

I think I went for the eating cow shit option!

You're wrong though - olives are delicious!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"See: All of "Star Wars". I just don't get it. Awful shite. "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Britain (anywhere)'s got talent??

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Olives. Hideous things, black, green, whatever colours they come in. Didn't like them as a kid, didn't like them in my teens, don't like them now. Can't stand olive oil, either. I see loads of 'sleb chefs 'finishing' a perfectly good dish with a drizzle of olive oil...YUK! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Worse than hamster wee?

*sighs* Get it right, man - GERBIL WEE!

I knew it wasn't a hamster. But could I think of rodent of choice? Ferret - no. Guinea Pig - no. Gerbil! That's the one I was searching for

You're 18 months younger than me and already going a bit dappy...aw, bless!

Btw, 'twasn't rodent 'of choice'...I had nothing to do with it but have the misfortune of being there

I think I went for the eating cow shit option!

You're wrong though - olives are delicious! "

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - just no. *heaves at the thought*

I do keep trying them though, just to see if my taste has changed - I hated raw carrot until I was 20-something, and I wasn't a fan of raw celery until I hit my early 30's, so I'll persevere...every 10 years or so. Damn, only 9 years 8 months & 3 days to go

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

McDonalds food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TV..recently decided to watch a couple of shows on i player..havent had a TV in like 6 years...err nope im not missing anything, its still as crap as i remembered it to be "

3 words Suzy : Line. Of. Duty.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

The prequels are godawful, I wouldn't sully my eyeballs with them again.

I was bored rigid through Revenge of the Sith. It should have been an agonising decision to join the Dark Side - Wooden Christianson made it look as difficult as deciding between pepperoni and ham and pineapple.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Milk of magnesia

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