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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game for some disappointment!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse "

Cloomey ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Clooney can rim my arse "

Changed it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse

Cloomey ? "

I was hoping nobody would notice

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


" "

Hi

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already met you dan!!! Talking of which....

G x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse

Cloomey ?

I was hoping nobody would notice "

mobody did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Clooney's missus can rim my arse

Changed it for you "

Changed it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Oi !!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


" "

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Fun post, so have fun.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse "

Hi Dan

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Who pissed in your cornflakes? Fun post, so have fun."
.

Just had images of this being the start of a million threads

I'm sure pissing on cornflakes should be in the swinging forums anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan if I'm ever down your way we could have a chat about life, Fab and Women over a few pints in the pub

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse "

That's fine.

You can kiss mine

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Dan if I'm ever down your way we could have a chat about life, Fab and Women over a few pints in the pub

"
. Ooh can I come Mrs cmy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Waves, pouts and sashays around,

Hi peeps! Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to know who would meet me? Few I'd meet in this thread!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Dan if I'm ever down your way we could have a chat about life, Fab and Women over a few pints in the pub

"

If I can watch you two eat pork scratchings so I can live vicariously a pint sounds a cracking idea. If ladies are allowed? I too can chat life, Fab and Women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse "

This really is going to go on all day isn't it? *sigh*

Shit - now you've turned me into Trade mark you numpty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to know who would meet me? Few I'd meet in this thread! "

Cute!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Love to know who would meet me? Few I'd meet in this thread!

Cute!! "

I'm worried he posted it straight after me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lets see who's serious then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm not meeting, but if I was, I'd meet..

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

unfortunately I'm not meeting at the moment... mother has locked me in my room..

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Why not...I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"unfortunately I'm not meeting at the moment... mother has locked me in my room.. "

Sneak out the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"unfortunately I'm not meeting at the moment... mother has locked me in my room.. "

Climb out the window

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"unfortunately I'm not meeting at the moment... mother has locked me in my room..

Climb out the window "

I can't squeeze through the bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is Oi I'll meet him

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Who is Oi I'll meet him "

I'm known as Oi

hi

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm in, what is it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"unfortunately I'm not meeting at the moment... mother has locked me in my room..

Climb out the window

I can't squeeze through the bars "

Nail file in the cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is Oi I'll meet him

I'm known as Oi

hi"

Obviously someone who keeps blowing me out

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"I'm in, what is it?? "

We're in whatever it is too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who is Oi I'll meet him "

It's short for, erm, Dan ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is Oi I'll meet him

It's short for, erm, Dan .. "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Open invite to meet you all if your ever in Shrewsbury I'll bake and you can come for coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open invite to meet you all if your ever in Shrewsbury I'll bake and you can come for coffee. "

Give me an hour im on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think someone may have taken this literally & started their own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think someone may have taken this literally & started their own thread "

That thread was the original meet me thread today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we meant to be messaging people or is it public declarations all the way today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves at alex361 & shag xxx

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I don't understand this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think someone may have taken this literally & started their own thread

That thread was the original meet me thread today "

Oh maybe I'm referring to another thread then as it started after this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand this thread "

Does anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I meet anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to know who would meet me? Few I'd meet in this thread!

Cute!! "

Thank you very much! Your beautiful! I think we would have a lot of fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand this thread "

After a spate of jokey tongue in cheek 'meet me' threads earlier revolving around a thread where someone asked another Fabber for a meet in the subject heading, it's one where people can actually use it to tell people they would like to meet then (I they've posted that they're in).

I think!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waves at alex361 & shag xxx "

Hello back to you gorgeous

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

I'm in but not expecting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poking head round door and waving

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Think someone may have taken this literally & started their own thread "

I would............ Meet you I meant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan you know that you just wanted lots of people to message you and meet to chat football and fab x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I am in

Ed15, DanBerks, SpanishBrunette - yes please

Yeah ok, so I know I have already met Spanish, but I am allowed to again!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I am in

Ed15, DanBerks, SpanishBrunette - yes please

Yeah ok, so I know I have already met Spanish, but I am allowed to again! "

Just noticed there are more too, but I am making tea at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poking head round door and waving "

**waves back**

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

*wanders in and smiles *

anyone fancy a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a laugh so we're in

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"I don't understand this thread

Does anyone?"

Ok, I'm in the loop, then

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs "

You gotta have patience...no, hang on a minute....

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Ok might as well properly cash in on all this 'meet me' bobbins - use this thread to tell people you really DO want to meet them.

One rule - only name those people who WANT to join in - ie those saying so below! Oh and play nicely (so that's two rules )

Oh I'm in - George Cloomey can kiss my arse "

Im still waiting for my smile!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I keep getting offered cake woohoo!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs "

Hanky wants you

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs

Hanky wants you "

She does

I'm happy again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm in.....waits for tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Deep breath*

Fack it, in for a penny, in for a who'd we'd pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread confuses me, but sounds funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poking head round door and waving

**waves back** "

Whoop. Pulled already

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

*Sticks out clevage*

In

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can I play?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

*Pokes head in again. ...puts purple rain back on and sits down*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in out shaking it all about -basically doing anything to get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poking head round door and waving

**waves back**

Whoop. Pulled already "

Bike she'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shed damn auto carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the thread, _ady lick, ligela and peach would definitly be on the list ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play? "

That's breakfast sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Sticks out clevage*

In "

Ohh I say!

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Steps from shower, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone join in or is this a private meeting?? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play?

That's breakfast sorted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can anyone join in or is this a private meeting?? x"

We're very inclusive here .. join the party

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"*Sticks out clevage*

In

Ohh I say! "

*leans forward while twiddling hair*

Hello, PB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say cake?? i love the stuff Mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Sticks out clevage*

In

Ohh I say!

*leans forward while twiddling hair*

Hello, PB. "

*Check please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I can give cake and cuddles.

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just caught up with the posts - aw thanks to everyone who gave a shout out for drinks and cake! All reciprocated - lets get on it x mwah (or manly handshakes for the fellas )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads "

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i tick anyones boxes i'd be delighted to find a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones."

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"I can give cake and cuddles.

Any good?"

I'll bring the cream..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones."

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play?

That's breakfast sorted

"

Pancakes, bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper - get yer pinny on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled."

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together "

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it.

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together "

Oh please join us there's plenty of cake and cuddles to go round

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By *adeDragonMan
over a year ago

Guildford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play?

That's breakfast sorted "

Someone mention food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled."

Ohhhhh

Ive been aslepe all day i took thid asnone of the normal "meet aomone on this thread" threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it. "

Damn, overlooked again

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled."

Ohhh right.

I only saw one thread, didn't realise it led to lots of them.

Were any successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it.

Damn, overlooked again "

Don't smudge your mascara.

Let me smudge your lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it.

Damn, overlooked again "

Never! I'd break my not meeting for Rubywoo

That any better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it.

Damn, overlooked again

Never! I'd break my not meeting for Rubywoo

That any better? "

That'll do

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Can I play?

That's breakfast sorted "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

Let's go and sit away from the in-crowd together

Deal. Though I won't be starting a thread about it.

Damn, overlooked again

Never! I'd break my not meeting for Rubywoo

That any better?

That'll do "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I play?

That's breakfast sorted

Pancakes, bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper - get yer pinny on "

Sauntering to the kitchen

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I can give cake and cuddles.

Any good?

I'll bring the cream.. "

No no no. Custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shed damn auto carrots "

This.

The best forum post ever.

I am figuratively in stitches!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

I am ready for more tumbles.

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"Who is Oi I'll meet him "

ME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled.

Ohhh right.

I only saw one thread, didn't realise it led to lots of them.

Were any successful? "

I don't want to make the ladies jealous so I won't say what the outcome of my thread asking to meet George Clooney was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shed damn auto carrots

This.

The best forum post ever.

I am figuratively in stitches!"

Thank you I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud "

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled.

Ohhh right.

I only saw one thread, didn't realise it led to lots of them.

Were any successful?

I don't want to make the ladies jealous so I won't say what the outcome of my thread asking to meet George Clooney was "

Lucky George Clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will sit quietly in the corner as I'm shy

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"I will sit quietly in the corner as I'm shy "

I wish I was a few months younger as I am not shy but your age filters me out.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs

Hanky wants you

She does

I'm happy again

"

How could I not?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm in.....waits for tumble "
see not even one oh well looks like I'm a wall flower again

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Few I'd love to meet but alas live too far away. Couple of messages sent though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!? "

Boys only

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Boys only "

Might be room for one more .. at a push

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By *hats_in_a_usernameMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Hi

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Ok I'm in for a vvvvvvvvvvv long wait xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Boys only

Might be room for one more .. at a push"

I'm little (well when i say little i mean short) can you squeeze me in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Boys only

Might be room for one more .. at a push

I'm little (well when i say little i mean short) can you squeeze me in? "

Well I'm ok but y'know we'd have to check with the other boys if they're ok too .. I mean how can we all talk ABOUT you if you're there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!? "

Windsor Races, Monday night ~ I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Boys only

Might be room for one more .. at a push

I'm little (well when i say little i mean short) can you squeeze me in?

Well I'm ok but y'know we'd have to check with the other boys if they're ok too .. I mean how can we all talk ABOUT you if you're there? "

Wait until they go the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hang on I'm not a 'Berkshire Boy'

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Oh hang on I'm not a 'Berkshire Boy'

"

Ooooh I missed you on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Windsor Races, Monday night ~ I can do "

I'm definitely going to have to arrange this aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh hang on I'm not a 'Berkshire Boy'

Ooooh I missed you on this thread "

I tend to blend in with the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Windsor Races, Monday night ~ I can do

I'm definitely going to have to arrange this aren't I? "

As a Berkshire Girl, I'm expecting an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Boys only

Might be room for one more .. at a push

I'm little (well when i say little i mean short) can you squeeze me in?

Well I'm ok but y'know we'd have to check with the other boys if they're ok too .. I mean how can we all talk ABOUT you if you're there? "

you can talk about me when I'm at the bar less than a minute should cover it. When I come back I can join in. Some lovely forum ladies I could comment on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dan my friend when are we meeting up for that beer we have chatted about bud

We have to sort the 'Berkshire Boys Jolly Night out' don't we? Windsor races one Monday evening when they start off again for the Summer!?

Windsor Races, Monday night ~ I can do

I'm definitely going to have to arrange this aren't I?

As a Berkshire Girl, I'm expecting an invite "

Absolutely on both accounts.

I reckon we'd have a good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is starting to sound like fun.

Boys?????

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Told u still waiting lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Dan if I'm ever down your way we could have a chat about life, Fab and Women over a few pints in the pub

"

ill join you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol,I've met Dan and in a pub!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pubs.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I like pubs. "

Lol,I'd meet you in a pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like pubs.

Lol,I'd meet you in a pub! "
Deal. Xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I like pubs. "
good which one we going to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like pubs. good which one we going to? "
Yes a ffm pubs crawl. Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I come "
yeah i can have my mmf then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come yeah i can have my mmf then "
Oh go on then. If we must

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I come yeah i can have my mmf then Oh go on then. If we must "
well sort it out then

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Can I come yeah i can have my mmf then "

I'll stand by with the camera then... Lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm in and so many I'd love to meet - now who shall I pick first......

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can I come yeah i can have my mmf then

I'll stand by with the camera then... Lol"
hey you are curious, i didnt know..didnt want to offend you...you can be curious if you want xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi suzy what about me can I cum too

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley


"

Who pissed in your cornflakes? Fun post, so have fun..

Just had images of this being the start of a million threads

I'm sure pissing on cornflakes should be in the swinging forums anyway "
Wow, watersports for breakfast. Lol. Weetapiss. Oh well makes a change from toast, just don't piss on the bread. Lol.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oi suzy what about me can I cum too"
never had mmmf..yeah sure as long as you are nice to everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always nice me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always nice me "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Always nice me "
xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm in.....waits for tumble see not even one oh well looks like I'm a wall flower again "

You've got one! Loving the look and looks like ALOT of fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring the Chauffeur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody wants to meet me

Mrs "

Spanish Mrs I said I'd love to meet you earlier in the thread

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Can I come yeah i can have my mmf then

I'll stand by with the camera then... Lolhey you are curious, i didnt know..didnt want to offend you...you can be curious if you want xx "

Lol a bit past curious now Suzi. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'm in.

Meet me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"What did I miss today, I don't understand half the threads

I'm exactly the same. Other than the 'dead' ones.

I think (from what I could gauge when I finished work) that there has been a flurry of threads aimed at specific people, maybe to get around blocks or filters. Which in true fab style has become a pisstaking thread starting snowball culminating in DanBerks attempting to bring a semblance of sanity back by asking people to say who they'd like to meet in one generic thread.

I may be wrong though; my brain is confuddled.

Ohhh right.

I only saw one thread, didn't realise it led to lots of them.

Were any successful?

I don't want to make the ladies jealous so I won't say what the outcome of my thread asking to meet George Clooney was "

Hope you didn't wear him out, too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So to summarise and close the thread .. Coffee and cakes all round

And a Jolly boys (and girls) outing to the races in the Royal County in the Summer. I'll get on it soon. Spiffing!

Thank you all - unless there's a part 2 !?!

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