FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid statement of the year......

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

My SON has just said to me:

'You are not a virgin' like he was telling me something I didn't know!?

My response:

'Erm, OBVIOUSLY - I gave birth to YOU'

What ridiculous things have you heard or said lately......?

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can't think of anything recent but when I was 4 I told my mum that I was pregnant! Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're stunning".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey thats a big cock

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Blimey thats a big cock

Are you hoping we will all go look?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

It's only going to be a short one hour meeting after work.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Your tits are massive !!! Like I don't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey thats a big cock

Are you hoping we will all go look?

My lips are sealed :-

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked,what day does Good Friday land on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the best shag/oral I've ever had

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I was once asked how many Februarys there were in a year. That same person also asked me when summer was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think we're going to be busy today...queue the busiest day of the fucking year!!!

G x

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I was asked,what day does Good Friday land on."

You are not alone in being asked that - I have been too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!

Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...

And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!

Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...

And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!"

That's funny, although at the same time it's so not a word I have ever heard a lady use!?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!

Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...

And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!

That's funny, although at the same time it's so not a word I have ever heard a lady use!?

To be fair, I have only ever heard one woman utter the word, but then this *IS* Scarlet we are talking about here....!

(And I am gonna duck in case I get something thrown at me - metaphorically speaking....!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My SON has just said to me:

'You are not a virgin' like he was telling me something I didn't know!?

My response:

'Erm, OBVIOUSLY - I gave birth to YOU'

What ridiculous things have you heard or said lately......?

I'll do it tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish "

Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'

Well I'd kinda hope so!!

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By *rushmanMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass see if it fits

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I was talking about a new greek restaurant that had opened locally ... and how id like to try it

A girl I work with said ....whats greek food ... like do u mean yoghurt ???

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I was talking about a new greek restaurant that had opened locally ... and how id like to try it

A girl I work with said ....whats greek food ... like do u mean yoghurt ???

Mention a Greek mezze and totally confuse her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once set fire to a Christmas tree (accidentally) and it went with a right whoosh...

To which I declared blimey that went up like a Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish

Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'

Well I'd kinda hope so!! "

I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"

"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish

Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'

Well I'd kinda hope so!!

I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"

"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!?

It's a legume!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Not something I have heard but something I have seen when we get fish delivered in at work thecboxes have a label on saying may contain fish

Nytol packets also say 'May suffer drowsiness'

Well I'd kinda hope so!!

I'm always worried that packs of peanuts say "may contain nuts"

"May"!? What the fuck else are you putting in there!?

Shhhhhhh......!

You're not supposed to ask that!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I don't think we're going to be busy today...queue the busiest day of the fucking year!!!

G x"

That always happens at my work

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Like people phoning the office in normal working hours and asking if the office is open.... April fools day replies are the best...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....

what beggars belief is that the person recording the said voice, didnt refuse to do it on the grounds that it was stupid thing to say to someone, whom, if scanning a club card, didnt know what it was for...

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Whilst looking at a an old movie a 16 year old asked "In them days was skype black and white as well?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure off the top of my head but we NEVER say at work 'oh theyre all calm/quiet today' - cue havoc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A guy once asked me in town what the time was, as I'd left ma phone at home I said I didn't know. "Oh, it's about half past two" he replied.

Why ask me in the first frigging place then

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

One of the girls at work asked "where is the third floor?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've said allsorts of dumb things today. Even worse than usual. My cringe muscles are worn out.

Well I've never heard it called a cringe before!!

Maybe it was an auto-correct of 'clunge'...

And yes, I did get sodding auto-corrected. Again!"

Filthy!

I did mean cringe. Like your shoulders and face all tense up when you cringe that you did or said something daft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a cum in your mouth

After coming in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teacher asked my sister if she and her twin brother were identical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the number for 101?

errrr 101 mate?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey thats a big cock

Are you hoping we will all go look?

Bet you did though!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"A teacher asked my sister if she and her twin brother were identical. "

You can have non identical twins .....really ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher asked my sister if she and her twin brother were identical.

You can have non identical twins .....really ...."

Yeah but when youve got the pair of them stood infront of you

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By *ohnyorkMan
over a year ago

york

Asked a girl i know if she had seen godzilla and the reply was yeah i hate the big monkey hmm i maybe think that was the wrong film i was laughing all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother's ex once asked him if black sheep come from Africa...

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"i really think the man in the checkout self service computer, when he says every time i shop there, that my clubcard points will all add up...it takes all my willpower, not to answer the machine with unleashed sarcasm..no you dont say....

To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Blimey thats a big cock

Are you hoping we will all go look?

Bet you did though!

Bet I didn't.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been told I look prim n proper and innocent lol.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I was asked,what day does Good Friday land on."

I've had similar.

I was asked what day Friday the 13th fell on..... I told them Thursday the 12th

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

the amount of times ive heard people ask, how much are these?....in poundland.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....!"
yes .. Yes .. Yes .... Ooo ... Harder .. Turn left .. Turn right .. Signal lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once asked me in town what the time was, as I'd left ma phone at home I said I didn't know. "Oh, it's about half past two" he replied.

Why ask me in the first frigging place then

You will live in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok i am going to come clean...

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ok i am going to come clean..."

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....!"

it was rather that i dont need a machine talking to me in the first place..sounds like a fun job, what was the most outrageous word that got you to say? im really curious x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

To be fair I have worked as a professional voice and it wasn't phrases that were recorded, just lots of single words.... lots and lots and los of them.....! yes .. Yes .. Yes .... Ooo ... Harder .. Turn left .. Turn right .. Signal lost

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