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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

I don't get how people can get so mad about soap operas, they are so far fetched, eastenders, no one has a washing machine, everyone buys there wine in the pub, they all shout there business in the street, hollyoakes is the worst, so many beautiful people all in one place, where are all the normal looking and minging people lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Soaps is a good one - there's loads of things I don't understand tho'...

* How life began

* Dark matter

* Will we find extra-terrestrial life?

* will humans fuck the planet or will we somehow pull back from the brink

* the inner workings of Boris Johnson's mind

* Jedward

* what we're gonna have for dinner

* will I hoover the house today?

* the inner workings of my cat's mind

I'd be here for the rest of the decade if I thought about it seriously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why people take this site so seriously and why some are obsessed with how others run their profiles!

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Soaps is a good one - there's loads of things I don't understand tho'...

* How life began

* Dark matter

* Will we find extra-terrestrial life?

* will humans fuck the planet or will we somehow pull back from the brink

* the inner workings of Boris Johnson's mind

* Jedward

* what we're gonna have for dinner

* will I hoover the house today?

* the inner workings of my cat's mind

I'd be here for the rest of the decade if I thought about it seriously..."

Inner workings of the cats mind, best thing I have read in ages lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Donald Rumsfeld Unknown Unknowns !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiPe1OiKQuk

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking

Why arnt Ostriches free to roam without Persecution

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russian. I just don't understand it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Russian. I just don't understand it."

Now here's a funny thing:

When we don;t understand something, we sometimes say "It's all Greek to me."

The Greeks say, "It's all Chinese to me."

So what do the Chinese say?

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By *uvesmuffinCouple
over a year ago

Barking


"Russian. I just don't understand it.

Now here's a funny thing:

When we don;t understand something, we sometimes say "It's all Greek to me."

The Greeks say, "It's all Chinese to me."

So what do the Chinese say?

"

beef or chicken

Him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Russian. I just don't understand it.

Now here's a funny thing:

When we don;t understand something, we sometimes say "It's all Greek to me."

The Greeks say, "It's all Chinese to me."

So what do the Chinese say?

beef or chicken

Him"

Nope. Guess again

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Russian. I just don't understand it.

Now here's a funny thing:

When we don;t understand something, we sometimes say "It's all Greek to me."

The Greeks say, "It's all Chinese to me."

So what do the Chinese say?

"

It's all double Dutch to me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Russian. I just don't understand it.

Now here's a funny thing:

When we don;t understand something, we sometimes say "It's all Greek to me."

The Greeks say, "It's all Chinese to me."

So what do the Chinese say?

It's all double Dutch to me"

In like it, but no.

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater


"I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about "

Second that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese say who flung dung.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"The Chinese say who flung dung."

Oh, I completely forgot about this.

Yes, the Chinese say:

"It's all snakes tails to me."

Suggesting that there is nothing more complicated that Chinese pictographs

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I've never got the appeal of Adele.

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater


"I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about "

Second that !!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about

Second that !!"

See, I don;t understand why people in Bridgwater can't even spell the name of their own town correctly!

How was that allowed to happen?!

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soaps is a good one - there's loads of things I don't understand tho'...

* How life began

* Dark matter

* Will we find extra-terrestrial life?

* will humans fuck the planet or will we somehow pull back from the brink

* the inner workings of Boris Johnson's mind

* Jedward

* what we're gonna have for dinner

* will I hoover the house today?

* the inner workings of my cat's mind

I'd be here for the rest of the decade if I thought about it seriously..."

Hoover the house surely you mean vacuum the house? Oh im in such a pedantic mood today

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I don't get how people can get so mad about soap operas, they are so far fetched, eastenders, no one has a washing machine, everyone buys there wine in the pub, they all shout there business in the street, hollyoakes is the worst, so many beautiful people all in one place, where are all the normal looking and minging people lol "

They're not documentaries

I don't get rhubarb yogurt

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hoover the house surely you mean vacuum the house? Oh im in such a pedantic mood today "

You are correct - but as any fule kno North Americans tend to use vacuum cleaner, or just vacuum, and Britons tend to use hoover. Both words also function as verbs, inflected vacuumed, vacuuming, hoovered, and hoovering. By metaphorical extension, hoover also means to consume completely. It’s usually followed by the preposition up. When you are very hungry, for example, you might hoover up your dinner. Vacuum isn’t commonly used this way.

Hoover also appears elsewhere in the U.K., as well as in Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand, but nowhere is it quite as common as in England. Meanwhile, outside North America vacuum cleaner and its corresponding verbs are known and appear often.

This same is not true of hoover in the U.S. and Canada, though it is recognized by most people who have had some exposure to British media.

Hope that clears up any confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hoover the house surely you mean vacuum the house? Oh im in such a pedantic mood today

You are correct - but as any fule kno North Americans tend to use vacuum cleaner, or just vacuum, and Britons tend to use hoover. Both words also function as verbs, inflected vacuumed, vacuuming, hoovered, and hoovering. By metaphorical extension, hoover also means to consume completely. It’s usually followed by the preposition up. When you are very hungry, for example, you might hoover up your dinner. Vacuum isn’t commonly used this way.

Hoover also appears elsewhere in the U.K., as well as in Ireland, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand, but nowhere is it quite as common as in England. Meanwhile, outside North America vacuum cleaner and its corresponding verbs are known and appear often.

This same is not true of hoover in the U.S. and Canada, though it is recognized by most people who have had some exposure to British media.

Hope that clears up any confusion.

"

It seems we are both correct sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tax rebates...never had one, bastards

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Fucking liars"

Single guys will fuck anything..... Apparently

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How people say to me "how can you like football, it's just a group of men running around after a bag of air" and yet the very same people practically wet themselves with excitement when Wimbledon is on!

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

I don't understand the appeal of James Corden..he's neither funny nor talented, seems to rate himself and has now got a job in the US earning a fortune..just don't geddit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand aliens. Are they real? Have people actually seen ufos? Are the men in black real? Is Bigfoot real? I have no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand the appeal of the Star Wars films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. Laid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. Laid? "

I nearly nearly said this but I would be lying!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay


"I don't understand the appeal of James Corden..he's neither funny nor talented, seems to rate himself and has now got a job in the US earning a fortune..just don't geddit "

I agree with that.

if also find the same with Micheal Mcintyre

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about

Second that !!

See, I don;t understand why people in Bridgwater can't even spell the name of their own town correctly!

How was that allowed to happen?!

ffs"

I'm totally flummoxed when somebody wants to have a scone in Shrewsbury

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater


"I don't watch Emmernation Enders, Corriedale Street, or Easternation so have no idea what you are on about

Second that !!

See, I don;t understand why people in Bridgwater can't even spell the name of their own town correctly!

How was that allowed to happen?!

ffs"

Try you tube stephen hawking bridgwater lecture explains it all

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