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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
No idea. What do you call it ?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

No idea

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ? "

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? "
go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

"
go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

"

Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on "

Still no eye deer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price "
haha it's early Dan

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on "

Still no idea

How do you get two whales in a mini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price haha it's early Dan "

In my defence it's been a long night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Knob head

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

Jesus I'm slow this morning I was thinking that was a good price haha it's early Dan "

This made me laugh more!! Ha ha

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on

Still no idea

How do you get two whales in a mini?"

On the M4?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Two in the front and two in the back? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You Knob head "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Slaps toshie s arse behave

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Slaps toshie s arse behave"
. Ooh can I slap toshies arse too, pleaseeeee vodds Mrs cmy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""Guffaws"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call it ?

What do you calla deer with no eyes and no legs? go on

Still no idea

How do you get two whales in a mini?

On the M4?"

It used to be over the Severn bridge, but I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slaps toshie s arse behave. Ooh can I slap toshies arse too, pleaseeeee vodds Mrs cmy "

Perverts the lot of ya

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Slaps toshie s arse behave. Ooh can I slap toshies arse too, pleaseeeee vodds Mrs cmy

Perverts the lot of ya "
. I know but ya like it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hands mrs cmy a bit of 2x4. Dont get splinters

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Just been offered. 8 legs of Venison for £40

Is that 2 dear ????

"

I don't mean to be pedantic but a deer consists of two legs and two shoulders. Therefore 8 legs will not be two deer at all. (Might still be a bargain though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get if you cross Pp and tosh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you get if you cross Pp and tosh?

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2 arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you get if you cross Pp and tosh?

2 arses "

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Hands mrs cmy a bit of 2x4. Dont get splinters"
. Why Thankyou vodds, now where have toshie and pp gone

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I still want to know what you call a pig with 3 eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muntjac? If so that's a favourable offering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still want to know what you call a pig with 3 eyes!!"

Piiig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originally Posted by :

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a man with a car on his head?"

Jack ?

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