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How to people on jermey Kyle get so much sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

They get a free bar too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx"

I could knock a few teeth out for you. So you could have more sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why thank you and your a nurse to blimey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because most of them like to "keep it in the family!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Free bar I need to be on that show as long as it's not fourth in line on a DNA test xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do people on Jeremy Kyle get so much sex it amazes me .were am I going wrong maybe I need to get all my teeth removed apart from one in middle at front .I bet the hotel there all in nite before show is like a swingers club everyone swapping partners xx"

Well you know how some profiles here say "quality over quantity"...

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

would you want sex with the people they are having sex with ..i certainly wouldn't..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's true, they gat put up in a hotel, given food and a free bar. Plus money.

That's why they do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, question is WHY do they get so much??

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak


"would you want sex with the people they are having sex with ..i certainly wouldn't.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes true always funny when they have left one family member for another then wonder why family don't get on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

"

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you"

I would suspect more of a Killroy fan

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you"

I watch between 30 & 60 mins of telly a week.

Usually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't beat half an hour of nermey Kylie before work xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Killory was so stuck up x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't beat half an hour of nermey Kylie before work xx"

I rest my case

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Killory was so stuck up x"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because most of them like to "keep it in the family!" "

Oooh harsh!

Keeping in their street or estate, is perhaps more accurate... well charitable anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you

I watch between 30 & 60 mins of telly a week.

Usually."

Well question time is one hour... I hope you aren't missing that

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and SCREW

Because there's nothing else to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why thank you and your a nurse to blimey xx"

Kick you In the balls as well If you like just so you look the part that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can kick me in balls will you kiss them better as a caring person at leat if you do that won't be on for a DNA test

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bit of pulp were a cracking band my face song isi spy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you

I watch between 30 & 60 mins of telly a week.

Usually.

Well question time is one hour... I hope you aren't missing that"

Cba with QT anymore - used to watch it avidly - used to watch LOADS of telly in the 90s... kinda fell out of the habit.

Nope. It's Universally Challenged followed by Only Connect (for real pain) on Monday nights. That's my hour of telly.

Well and the occasional supplemental forays into YBF. That's my concession to schlock.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'

"

"Women" is a broad term...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes some of the people on are strange maybevhe had a massive cock xx

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By *hich1isleftMan
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sorry for the Jeremy Kyle subject change but did you see the woman today who was leaving her fella if he didn't stop eating cereal

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover


"Nope, question is WHY do they get so much??"

What else are they gonna do all day? When's the last time you saw someone on there that looked they had ever had a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't hang around a swingers site for 6 months in the hope of a sniff of sex. They just go to the pub,get pissed and stoned...then let the fun begin.The same thing happens week in week out everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at the prostitutes on there who are usually so ugly they would need to pay me for sex. Even then I'd need viagra and porn in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're not fussy.....at all!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I don't watch that sensationalist shite, so I can't really give an opinion.

You're more of a 'trisha' snob aren't you"

Trishaw has had more problems than her guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're not fussy.....at all! "

Like some pple on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that. "

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer"

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

"Well Jerry, I'm pure white trash and my daddy is in the klan but I've been seeing a black woman but she might be a man so I came to get a DNA test to see if I'm a race traitor or gay"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

i like jeremy kyle

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

"Well Jerry, I'm pure white trash and my daddy is in the klan but I've been seeing a black woman but she might be a man so I came to get a DNA test to see if I'm a race traitor or gay" "

Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl on there the other week who'd been on the show 4/5 times previously with different boyfriends, that's more boyfriends than I've had in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer"

It's all trash television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

It's all trash television "

No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They get a free bar too "

You'd need a free bar to find any of them attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

It's all trash television

No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother. "

Thus reinforcing my argument not to meet people who watch trash television. Thank you. That makes you your own dad?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jerry Springer was a good shit-stirrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOS0J9xtdTM

Shame about the hooker he paid for on a credit card - d'oh!

His autobiography is pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that.

I know, I'm posh - I watch Jerry Springer

It's all trash television

No, I can actually relate to most the guests on Jerry Springer since my wife is actually my mother.

Thus reinforcing my argument not to meet people who watch trash television. Thank you. That makes you your own dad? "

Er no, my dad is the guy who fucked my mom to make me. I just married her subsequently. Our child is my son and my brother. He's healthy, normal and has all 11 fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the top comment for ages on the "I married a horse" Jerry springer youtube video.

I just said it seemed like a stable relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jerry Springer was a good shit-stirrer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOS0J9xtdTM

Shame about the hooker he paid for on a credit card - d'oh!

His autobiography is pretty good. "

I just love the KKK people on there, they knows he's a Jew but he always gives better than he gets.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can bash a few teeth loose, empty some rancid fat upon you, anything if it helps you to achieve your goals.

I don't somehow sense that the guests are that content though.

Are they just fairly stupid people with limited scope in their lives? Are they the results of an alien impregnation programme that has gone wrong?

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover


"I could never meet someone who watches trash television like that. "

We should ask for a filter.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and SCREW

Because there's nothing else to do. "

Exactly, it's not just a song, it's a fricken mantra

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey


"They get a free bar too "
At least the hotel can rest assured that they won't rob the soap , shampoo or toothpaste .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They get a free bar too At least the hotel can rest assured that they won't rob the soap , shampoo or toothpaste . "

Hehehe

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax


"There's a wonderful picture doing the rounds on facebook. It shows a chap on Kyle with no teeth, baseball cap, questionable jewellery and the caption says, 'how can he have fucked two women and I can't even get a text back?'

"
yeah saw it and was sooo true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true, they gat put up in a hotel, given food and a free bar. Plus money.

That's why they do it "

They get put up in a travelodge. I can't imagine life being so shit I'd make an arse of myself on telly for a free night in a travelodge.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

But I also hear they make them dress down eg ripped trackies caps just to make them look even chav-yer was reading some thing about how a guy was made to take off his suit and put on such but who knows

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

sometimes sitting in the cafe in gorton market hall is like being in the audiance at jeremy vile show, as for the sex a lot of them are so d*unk they go with anyone

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