FabSwingers.com forum: 2 in the pink 1 in the stink

By *erts19 OP Man
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Just a bit of fun, does anyone know any other funny sexual sayings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing at bakerloo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing at bakerloo..."

Spot the non Londoner.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is this like sexy Mornington Cresent?

Can I go...

Shepherds Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing at bakerloo...

Spot the non Londoner. "

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steel panther \m/

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

One in the bum no harm done kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truffle butter lool

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One up the bum .. No harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enter in the tradesman's entrance

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Up the bum..... no babies!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fudge packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in the goo, one in the poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage jockey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the wife up the gherkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead"

Loolool

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Of course I'd meet you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ladygoo

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By *erts19 OP Man
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Bumping uglies

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Baby gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know why but this thread has put me in mind of a musical episode of 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps where Janet sang a line about "just don't come near me with knob cheese..!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two in the pink one in the stink, that's called the shocker according to steel panther, there are some great songs from them including.

Eating ain't cheating

(My cock is) community property

It won't suck itself

Check them out they are a great band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a minute..!! How come nobody has referenced the classic old forum thread "cock snot up your fart pipe" yet?? Amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://youtu.be/hSmanhbQ7vg

There you go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off for a Tommy tank

I'd smash the granny off her

I'm going to smash her back door in

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

"Two in the pink one in the stink, that's called the shocker according to steel panther, there are some great songs from them including.

Eating ain't cheating

(My cock is) community property

It won't suck itself

Check them out they are a great band

Been to see them twice at rock city.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever seen a pussy you wouldn't know wether to fuck it or slide it a saucer of milk (starred up) lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny batter, crude but that's kitchens for ya..

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

The mini van. Two in the front, 5 in the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladygoo

I've got her second album.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Every holes a goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue punch your fart box makes

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

notts

"Tongue punch your fart box makes

One of my favs!

"Spocking" is a good one.

"Boston pancake"

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Face like a plasterer's radio"

"Launching Captain Picard into warp speed"

I used to love Roger's Profanisaurus (Viz)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cod in batter keeps you safe from the botty slappers

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