FabSwingers.com forum: Tina get the forms!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So while Tina gets the insurnace forms let me just say im not talking about anyone specific not looking for wnyone to start laying into each other etc (but im pretty sure we can play forum bingo with this threads replies)

So having a look around I've noticed a rather interesting correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and the rantyness/demandingness of thier profile.

And its not the way around you'd think.

So far it seems to me the more classically attractive a woman is the less ranty or demanding thier profile seems to be.

Theyre written about themselves, say what they want etc.

Now the more unattractive a woman is the more the profiles seem to descend into RANDOM SHOUTING!!! and lists of "you must be or do xyz" swearing and insulting people and more "dont even think about contacting me if you're ABC or have done...XYZ"

Usually interspersed with lots of fuck offs and jog ons.

Anyone else noticed this trend? And for the women do you find the same thing with mens profiles?

I wonder if this is a confidence thing (throwing up barriers to give oneself excuses etc) or if its related more to th3 messages they recive?

Ie will more attractive women recive more respectful mesages and less abuse on declining a message so not end up angry and ranting on thier profile?

Now on the bingo front lets see how long it takes to get the following phrases;

All women are beautiful,

I think you've shown who's really ugly,

"Real women"

Fabicide

It's my profile I'll rant if i want to

Over to you forum people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You counting fake profiles of stunning "women" in this? They're super friendly.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So while Tina gets the insurnace forms let me just say im not talking about anyone specific not looking for wnyone to start laying into each other etc (but im pretty sure we can play forum bingo with this threads replies)

So having a look around I've noticed a rather interesting correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and the rantyness/demandingness of thier profile.

And its not the way around you'd think.

So far it seems to me the more classically attractive a woman is the less ranty or demanding thier profile seems to be.

Theyre written about themselves, say what they want etc.

Usually interspersed with lots of fuck offs and jog ons.

Anyone else noticed this trend? And for the women do you find the same thing with mens profiles?

I wonder if this is a confidence thing (throwing up barriers to give oneself excuses etc) or if its related more to th3 messages they recive?

Ie will more attractive women recive more respectful mesages and less abuse on declining a message so not end up angry and ranting on thier profile?

Now on the bingo front lets see how long it takes to get the following phrases;

All women are beautiful,

I think you've shown who's really ugly,

"Real women"

Fabicide

It's my profile I'll rant if i want to

Over to you forum people

You forgot

"Its just a preference"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Popcorn

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mrs ddc is one of the most stunning women on here, she has very few demands, and is genuinely pleasant to talk to.

#28yearsoftraining...

Mr.ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling up a chair pass the popcorn

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd not really considered it OP. Since most of the female profiles I look at don't tend to have face pics it's hard to tell who is and isn't conventionally attractive. But it's definitely a new slant on the ranty profile topic. Hmm.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Dammit I best make my profile more RANTY

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont forget those that request you include ........ in the message to prove you can read

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I don't read profiles it saves time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of...... "

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a total minger then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd not really considered it OP. Since most of the female profiles I look at don't tend to have face pics it's hard to tell who is and isn't conventionally attractive. But it's definitely a new slant on the ranty profile topic. Hmm."

Do you find it with mens profiles as i dont look at mens pages so am curious if it applies to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have noticed the same.

For some it's a method of defence due to the reactions they've received after revealing their face pics.

For others it's a misguided strategy to convince you of how in demand they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I think you have a valid point.

I look at some women's profiles & then the list of their demands / rants & think I doubt if you'd get away with all that in reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think the women who would be less successful offline are way more mean on here though. I think this is their only place to be "popular" and it's taken a bit too seriously.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, who were you before?

I get a handful of messages a week so does that make me attractive and ranty or just unattractive?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I wonder what the opinion on my profile is then!

Runs in corner and hides.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do think the women who would be less successful offline are way more mean on here though. I think this is their only place to be "popular" and it's taken a bit too seriously. "

I hadn't thought of it that way.

Interesting take on it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you find it with mens profiles as i dont look at mens pages so am curious if it applies to both"

There are ranty profiles for men, women, trans, and couples. Whether they fit your idea of attractive I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, who were you before?

I get a handful of messages a week so does that make me attractive and ranty or just unattractive?

It makes you considerably more popular than me

and I bet your messages are nicer too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont forget those that request you include ........ in the message to prove you can read

I saw this on a male profile the other day and it made me smile ...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"OP, who were you before?

Is.it Thx118?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, who were you before?

Is.it Thx118?"

I need the hat to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you find it with mens profiles as i dont look at mens pages so am curious if it applies to both

There are ranty profiles for men, women, trans, and couples. Whether they fit your idea of attractive I don't know.

And i think Testarossa takes the lead in the bingo with a praphased "its a preference"

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?"

You are saying that unattractive women shout more. I shout on my profile it's written in capital letters. I also demand that guys don't send me cock pics or they will be blocked. Does this make me unattractive for not wanting to see a guys cock before I have even met the guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profiles first

If you 'hmmm, yeah...' THEN look at the pics

If you think 'prima donna' don't even bother (unless, of course, you like that kinda thing)

Personally, as soon as the 'would like ...' turns into a festival of 'must be this, must be that' I am usually out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would these "women" you refer to have cocks or vaginas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the profiles first

If you 'hmmm, yeah...' THEN look at the pics

If you think 'prima donna' don't even bother (unless, of course, you like that kinda thing)

Personally, as soon as the 'would like ...' turns into a festival of 'must be this, must be that' I am usually out."

And can I add, some of the men and some of the couples are just the same.

'Demanding' isn't the sole domain of the single female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just run a regression analysis aided by Funky's 250 fake bi-fem profiles and the R-Squared value is 0.9.

Happy to do a multiple regression if anyone can suggest other variables

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Says the woman with her boobs on show

. Sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really look at women's profiles infact I'm prob more on the male (cba reading)line of things.

As for my own profile I ain't read that in ages either. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, who were you before?

I get a handful of messages a week so does that make me attractive and ranty or just unattractive?

hush, you are gorgeous both physically and mentally.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Do you find it with mens profiles as i dont look at mens pages so am curious if it applies to both

There are ranty profiles for men, women, trans, and couples. Whether they fit your idea of attractive I don't know.

And i think Testarossa takes the lead in the bingo with a praphased "its a preference""

Oh, if that's the point then people can run their profiles how they wish. I can choose whether or not to contact them. Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It amuses me when I see ranty men making demands of face pics and no text speak and the like, when there are so many just happy to get a message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I think you have a valid point.

I look at some women's profiles & then the list of their demands / rants & think I doubt if you'd get away with all that in reality.

Yep, I'd have to agree with this, too.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think I'm towards the unattractive end of fab ladies (not fishing), but I try to not be all demanding, because there's no point.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Would these "women" you refer to have cocks or vaginas?

Oh give it a rest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if it's been said yet...

But I'm going to guess at another correlation - those women who lean towards agreeing with you will have little demands on their profiles, and those women who lean towards disagreeing will have more demands.

I think I'll add this finding to my own observations. (I will note that I am remaining neutral as to the accuracy of your own findings...

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Says the woman with her boobs on show

. Sorry..."

Oh sorry I will change it. Tbh I would rather look at tits than some of the cock pics I have been sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you find it with mens profiles as i dont look at mens pages so am curious if it applies to both

There are ranty profiles for men, women, trans, and couples. Whether they fit your idea of attractive I don't know.

And i think Testarossa takes the lead in the bingo with a praphased "its a preference"

Oh, if that's the point then people can run their profiles how they wish. I can choose whether or not to contact them. Each to their own.

Haha no testa pointed out i missed "its a preference" off the list

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Depends on someone definition of 'ranty'....

Some might find mine ranty in which case I must be unattractive by the theory posed by the OP.

On the other hand. .. I view my profile as simply stating my preferences, what I like /dislike etc. ... but some don't like that

It's all perception. Ultimately unless you meet someone in the flesh; )... you won't know for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't think my profile is demanding, just that I don't need a cock pic.

I just got a message saying "6'4 dominant looking for regular meets" with a cock pic attached.

I pointed out that I'm not submissive and don't want the pics and his reply was that due to the amount of women compared to men on here there is no point reading a profile!? It seems that ranting is a pointless exercise anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Nope, but shouty capitals definitely works as a deterrent to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back lol.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Nope, but shouty capitals definitely works as a deterrent to message

But it's cruise control for cool!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now the more unattractive a woman is the more the profiles seem to descend into RANDOM SHOUTING!!!

LOUD NOISES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Nope, but shouty capitals definitely works as a deterrent to message

Interestingly humans are less likley to read (and less able) a whole section of text in capitals so its counter productive.

Its because we actualy recognise the whole word shape as a quick way to read capitals force you to read eqch individual letter.

They found this when designing motorway signs, at 70mph people completley failed or had to confentrate hard to read place names written in capitols in tests.

Hence why theyre all lower case.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"To be fair I think you have a valid point.

I look at some women's profiles & then the list of their demands / rants & think I doubt if you'd get away with all that in reality.

To be honest, my standards /standards/ preferences etc.... that are on my profile are exactly the same as what I look for if I met someone in a bar. I am no different on here to in reality.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

I don't watch porn but some Ikea product names sound suggestive.

I'll be sitting on Malkolm tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't say I'm particularly "unattractive" and there is only one demand on my profile to not send me cock pics so I think your correlation is a load of......

Surely if youre not unattractive and your profile is not demanding my correlation is correct?

Nope, but shouty capitals definitely works as a deterrent to message

Interestingly humans are less likley to read (and less able) a whole section of text in capitals so its counter productive.

Its because we actualy recognise the whole word shape as a quick way to read capitals force you to read eqch individual letter.

They found this when designing motorway signs, at 70mph people completley failed or had to confentrate hard to read place names written in capitols in tests.

Hence why theyre all lower case."

That explains why as soon as I see them I move on without having taken any notice of what it said

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

There was a time when our hotlist consisted solely of pictures containing wallpapers one or other of us liked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say the more classically attractive women have no need to rant on their profiles...

and why on earth should they? they are probably the ones who receive hundreds of messages a minute just by changing their status

its the BOBFOCs you have to be wary of

or conversely the ones who look attractive on the outside but decidedly ugly once you start to peel back the layers

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

I don't watch porn but some Ikea product names sound suggestive.

I'll be sitting on Malkolm tomorrow.

There was a blog that posted gifs from porn with text labelling which Ikea line the bed and table and lamp etc were from.

It got shut down pretty quick, but was hilarious while it lasted.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

There was a time when our hotlist consisted solely of pictures containing wallpapers one or other of us liked.

That. Is. Fantastic.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

There was a time when our hotlist consisted solely of pictures containing wallpapers one or other of us liked.

I should do that! I'm trying to choose a wallpaper for my bedroom.

I'll go shouty now and see what happens.

MEN, SEND ME YOUR WALLPAPER SAMPLES!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I say the more classically attractive women have no need to rant on their profiles...

and why on earth should they? they are probably the ones who receive hundreds of messages a minute just by changing their status

its the BOBFOCs you have to be wary of

or conversely the ones who look attractive on the outside but decidedly ugly once you start to peel back the layers

What is a BOBFOC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

admittedly I have read a few ranty profiles and thought that too. Its the ones where personal hygeine is obviously not something that comes naturally to the lady (or man at times) in question with a list of demands longer than their arms that I think.. But can you be THAT picky though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now the more unattractive a woman is the more the profiles seem to descend into RANDOM SHOUTING!!!

LOUD NOISES!!! "

I love lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say the more classically attractive women have no need to rant on their profiles...

and why on earth should they? they are probably the ones who receive hundreds of messages a minute just by changing their status

its the BOBFOCs you have to be wary of

or conversely the ones who look attractive on the outside but decidedly ugly once you start to peel back the layers

What is a BOBFOC?

I googled it

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

There was a time when our hotlist consisted solely of pictures containing wallpapers one or other of us liked.

I should do that! I'm trying to choose a wallpaper for my bedroom.

I'll go shouty now and see what happens.

MEN, SEND ME YOUR WALLPAPER SAMPLES!"

We once gathered samples and went on cam (on the sister site) and asked for opinions. I hadn't thought it through as all the men simply agreed with Mrs ddc's choice

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Forsooth, I knew this was a bad time to dispose of a body!

Pops back from the patio construction hands out FORUM INSURANCE forms, disposes of teeth and identifying marks in Lickety's handbag and looks around to see if anyone looks as if they own a working kettle, then pops off in a rush as she sees a shoe left out belonging to her last victim

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, who were you before?

Is it Thx118?

I need the hat to know.

The hat would be the clincher, but I remember the kitchen too

Well, kitchens is your thing. I didn't really look at the other pictures previously.

Is that like spotting Ikea furniture in porn?

There was a time when our hotlist consisted solely of pictures containing wallpapers one or other of us liked.

I should do that! I'm trying to choose a wallpaper for my bedroom.

I'll go shouty now and see what happens.

MEN, SEND ME YOUR WALLPAPER SAMPLES!

We once gathered samples and went on cam (on the sister site) and asked for opinions. I hadn't thought it through as all the men simply agreed with Mrs ddc's choice

Why wouldn't they?

I haven't thought this through as I may end up with wallpaper paste samples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will wood chip ever go out of production?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Forsooth, I knew this was a bad time to dispose of a body!

Shall I turn the teeth into a charm bracelet again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can SMELL their profile...

..that's not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree I think. There aren't too many, but a ranty profile is unattractive regardless. Probably a correlation though.

People being specific is fine, like only guys of a certain age, height etc. Saves everyone time, but really ranty profiles, gotta ask yourself, would you really want to meet them?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As if you summoned it OP and thread joins the lounge, purely for illustrative purposes. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree I think. There aren't too many, but a ranty profile is unattractive regardless. Probably a correlation though.

People being specific is fine, like only guys of a certain age, height etc. Saves everyone time, but really ranty profiles, gotta ask yourself, would you really want to meet them?

Actually thats a point i wonder if itw backwards a ranty profile/personality lowers the subconscious desicion on their attractiveness

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over a year ago

Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs away to look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say the more classically attractive women have no need to rant on their profiles...

and why on earth should they? they are probably the ones who receive hundreds of messages a minute just by changing their status

its the BOBFOCs you have to be wary of

or conversely the ones who look attractive on the outside but decidedly ugly once you start to peel back the layers

What is a BOBFOC?

body off Baywatch face off crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bollox. I rant about attached men on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would these "women" you refer to have cocks or vaginas?

Oh give it a rest!!!"

I think the lady doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men. "

Good to know, just seen your user name too ranty pants!

great pics, I'll read your profile in a bit lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I say the more classically attractive women have no need to rant on their profiles...

and why on earth should they? they are probably the ones who receive hundreds of messages a minute just by changing their status

its the BOBFOCs you have to be wary of

or conversely the ones who look attractive on the outside but decidedly ugly once you start to peel back the layers

What is a BOBFOC?

I googled it

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch..."

Oh, so like a butterface?

Like, her body is great, but her face...

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men. "

Goes to write a rantier profile...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Forsooth, I knew this was a bad time to dispose of a body!

Shall I turn the teeth into a charm bracelet again?

Yes please and without the novelty vampire teeth this time, if you could be so kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bollox. I rant about attached men on my profile.

I wouldn't consider that ranty, it's honest and totally get your reasoning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men.

Goes to write a rantier profile... "

My new profile name is Ms Ranty Pants as well haha. Maybe they find that funny and think i have a sense of humour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidently, there is definitely a higher proportion of attractive women posting on these forums!

Wish I'd discovered them earlier, although they are all hundreds of miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidently, there is definitely a higher proportion of attractive women posting on these forums!

Wish I'd discovered them earlier, although they are all hundreds of miles away

So the ones near Brighton are mingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men.

Goes to write a rantier profile... "

Hold on

I get way more messages since I removed the majority of my profile text & replaced it with "I'm not meeting anyone new "....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidently, there is definitely a higher proportion of attractive women posting on these forums!

Wish I'd discovered them earlier, although they are all hundreds of miles away

So the ones near Brighton are mingers?

Haha. Not many locals in these forums

some gorgeous women near Brighton

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOBFOC

brilliant

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Fucked up there with the reply quotes this was my response Yes I think its because a lot of men on here are desperate and see the unattractive ladies as an easier shag compared to the attractive ladies on here due to the competition there is. So men are more likely to give them abuse when rejected because they have been given a false sense of worth on here. They start to believe there more desirable than they really are but seem to forget the fact that this site is purely intended for sex and there is a big difference between what some men would fuck and what they would date. Fair enough though if they can be demanding an get meets that match there demands good luck to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think the women who would be less successful offline are way more mean on here though. I think this is their only place to be "popular" and it's taken a bit too seriously. "

Agree, and with the OP it's common occurrence in life that those who suddenly get attention and fame, it goes to there head! To put it bluntly people who have received little sexual attention in life, due to looks, personality or something else. Suddenly come on here, get loads of attention and it goes straight to there head! X

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hmmm, you may have a point but when you see the RSI inducing list of verifications from grateful males, who's to blame for creating these monsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact is most guys will fuck anything, lol they are not fussy

....now await the inevitable "I'm fussy" from a load of guys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, you may have a point but when you see the RSI inducing list of verifications from grateful males, who's to blame for creating these monsters?

Desperate, ranty, ugly blokes?

So all the ranty ugly people are busy having sex...

That's why it's so quiet here.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fact is most guys will fuck anything, lol they are not fussy

....now await the inevitable "I'm fussy" from a load of guys xx"

I'm not and I still don't get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are good at faking nice.

I think the more demanding someone is then the more likely some people will be put off them because they don't really care to make much effort to get a fuck, so go for the easier looking profiles.

Weirdly i get a lot more nice messages from guys when my profile is in rant mode, from better looking men.

Goes to write a rantier profile...

Hold on

I get way more messages since I removed the majority of my profile text & replaced it with "I'm not meeting anyone new "...."

Hmm i have also got something about gone off sex on my profile, could be that i suppose...

lots of beef cake seeing me as a challenge now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listing preferences isn't a rant though.

A rant is more like 'WHY ARE SO MANY MEN WASTERS AND CHEATERS I ONLY HAV SO MUCH TIME IF YOU DONT SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR COCK STUFFED IN YOUR OWN ASS IF NOT I WILL BLOK YOU READ MY PROFILE BACKWARDS I HAVENT GOT THE TIME'

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

"listing preferences isn't a rant though.

Mind if I cut'n'pasted that for.my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"listing preferences isn't a rant though.

Saying you like something or want something you prefer is not the same as:

NO SHORT MEN!

NO DICK HEADS!

NO BLAH BLAH BLAH!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I make no demands, only suggestions. What does that make me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOBFOC

brilliant "

Enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make no demands, only suggestions. What does that make me?"

Suggestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"listing preferences isn't a rant though.

Mind if I cut'n'pasted that for.my profile

I'll ask the woman I copied it from (right after she takes my penis out of her mouth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

Yeah, I fucking hate the blah blah blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Yeah, I fucking hate the blah blah blah."

I might need to add that to my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Yeah, I fucking hate the blah blah blah."

In some parts of Wales that would be highly offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Yeah, I fucking hate the blah blah blah."

Unless you're Dracula...

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over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are? "

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off."

What about women who are like Princess Diana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off.

What about women who are like Princess Diana

dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off.

What about women who are like Princess Diana

I don't know how to answer this without being insensitive. Hopefully from that you can understand my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off.

What about women who are like Princess Diana

I don't know how to answer this without being insensitive. Hopefully from that you can understand my answer

I understand

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Trouble is profiles are dynamic structures reflecting the changing perspectives of their owners.

I could imagine a few being updated as we speak, once this thread's assessment has been digested.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"It amuses me when I see ranty men making demands of face pics and no text speak and the like, when there are so many just happy to get a message! "

When i see it on a guys profile I just wonder how quickly they'll get bored without messages before they'll change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trouble is profiles are dynamic structures reflecting the changing perspectives of their owners.

I could imagine a few being updated as we speak, once this thread's assessment has been digested. "

I admit to having quickly checked my profile after reading this thread

I don't think it's particularly ranty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ladies, i think i got it figured out.

ranty profile = hot guys because: these guys are attractive to other women, they get to meet with and chat to other women, therefore they can relate to (and justify) our ranty profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a list of 47 criteria's for meeting someone in person, though they are not on my profile.

I like this post, but I also don't care if women list requirements and do's/don'ts. At the end of the day it saves me time just as much as it saves them.

May I ask what the 47 requirements are?

There must be attraction (physical and personality) x 47.

The one thing I could rant about is women with 'princess' or 'diva' personality, to me its a complete turn off.

What about women who are like Princess Diana

dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm attractive and have demands on my profile and guys still want to meet me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm attractive and have demands on my profile and guys still want to meet me. "

I'd hardly call it ranty and abusive though.

But then again "trend" does not mean "absolutley everyone ever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a real actual cock

Sorry tipsy had to ask ?

Mrs

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Does the correlation work both ways? As my profile is very unranty, therefore I must be classically attractive.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Does the correlation work both ways? As my profile is very unranty, therefore I must be classically attractive.

I like that idea. I don't think mine is ranty. More apologetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont forget those that request you include ........ in the message to prove you can read

I have my own take on that in my non-ranty profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My theory is that a lot of the extremely ranty ones don't have a lot else going on in their lives. If you have a proper job and a fulfilling life then this is just a diversion, not to be taken seriously. I don't know where or if this fits into the beautiful/bitchy matrix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more rules someone got, the more insecure they are.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If the profile is that long and ranty I won;t read it.

Simple.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"So while Tina gets the insurance forms let me just say I'm not talking about anyone specific not looking for anyone to start laying into each other etc (but I'm pretty sure we can play forum bingo with this threads replies)

So having a look around I've noticed a rather interesting correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and the rantyness/demandingness of their profile.

And its not the way around you'd think.

So far it seems to me the more classically attractive a woman is the less ranty or demanding their profile seems to be.

They're written about themselves, say what they want etc.

I am so glad you noticed

(and corrected your spelling errors)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the correlation work both ways? As my profile is very unranty, therefore I must be classically attractive.

I like that idea. I don't think mine is ranty. More apologetic.

Ranty bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So having a look around I've noticed a rather interesting correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and the rantyness/demandingness of their profile.

And its not the way around you'd think.

So far it seems to me the more classically attractive a woman is the less ranty or demanding their profile seems to be.

They're written about themselves, say what they want etc.

I am so glad you noticed

(and corrected your spelling errors)

Wait, are you glad i fixed my spelling errors or are you telling me you have fixed them?

If the latter mind giving my profile a proof read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello can you delete my account for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello can you delete my account for me please "

Sadly they refuse to give me that power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My theory is that a lot of the extremely ranty ones don't have a lot else going on in their lives. If you have a proper job and a fulfilling life then this is just a diversion, not to be taken seriously. I don't know where or if this fits into the beautiful/bitchy matrix. "

I don't have either,I'm not particularly attractive and I don't rant. I'm an anomaly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just run a regression analysis aided by Funky's 250 fake bi-fem profiles and the R-Squared value is 0.9.

Happy to do a multiple regression if anyone can suggest other variables

But did you extrapolate the data to accommodate any new or future profiles?

Think I'll go & shout more and skew your stats

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Guess I'm just a munter then

Least I'm a munter who gets laid though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the profile is that long and ranty I won;t read it.

Simple.

I body-swerve anything short and ranty too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that a real actual cock

Sorry tipsy had to ask ?

Mrs "

Erm yes lol

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Tina get the forms!!! - an interesting correlation