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Let's hear it for the shiny tops!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, the "long hair on men" thread currently sits at 62 posts.

Can a thread for the shiny tops catch it up?

Let's hear it for those more folically challenged.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love a bald head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monitoring this thread..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

oic

*That* kind of shiny top

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oic

*That* kind of shiny top "

You thought he meant granite worktops didn't you?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm closer to this length than the past shoulders length, so I guess I'll support this

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I thought this was about milk?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have had both long hair (halfway down ma back with a ZZ Top beard to match), and been shaven. Now it's currently shoulder length with a turquoise goatee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black PVC shiny tops ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started balding at 17 so this is definitely where I belong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black PVC shiny tops ? "

Noggins. Bonces. Heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc"

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight "

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone. "

Turkish barber round here sets them alight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaving my long curly locks off was the best thing i ever did with hair!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.

Turkish barber round here sets them alight "

Mine too.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

*walks in, doffs cap, blinds every one with reflected light, walks out again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know some bald men call themselves "shiny tops". I thought it would've been a glittery or metallic t shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.

Turkish barber round here sets them alight

Mine too. "

Fookin pyromaniacs

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm glad I looked at this thread now. I love a baldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't know some bald men call themselves "shiny tops". I thought it would've been a glittery or metallic t shirt. "

I prefer 'slaphead'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm love a baldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a baldy. Or really really short where it feels like a mole or a vole.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Regularly shave my head every 3-4 days...saves fortune in barbers but shed loads on decent moisturiser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather like shaved heads.

The only problem with a shiny top is with motorboating. I might think I've grown a third tit .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rather like shaved heads.

The only problem with a shiny top is with motorboating. I might think I've grown a third tit ..... "

Bloody hell you must have hard tits. I don't normally mistake my head for a tit.......oh wait....I have been called tithead quite often

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.

Turkish barber round here sets them alight "

Even the extra bum-hair? Arent they worried about blow-back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically I'm not follicarly-challenged, it's just that the follicles on the top of my head somehow migrated to my ears, nose and bum, where they are now working overtime.

Mr ddc

I feel your pain. The grooming regime for my nose and ear hair takes longer each week. I once whipped my face while sneezing because a few nasal hairs had sprouted overnight

Find yourself a turkish barber.

A bit of manpering never hurt anyone.

Turkish barber round here sets them alight

Even the extra bum-hair? Arent they worried about blow-back?

"

Blow back, much worse than that! Best not stick it near my bum, I'd blow the bleddy doors orf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hooray....!!!

A thread for us shaven ravers...!

I'm happy to report that I've found lots of ladies like a polished bonce...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full head of hair but I do shave my balls.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"hooray....!!!

A thread for us shaven ravers...!

I'm happy to report that I've found lots of ladies like a polished bonce...! "

Shaven?

Pfft, amateur

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Full head of hair but I do shave my balls."

Have you tried a Turkish barber for that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full head of hair but I do shave my balls.

Have you tried a Turkish barber for that...

"

Bugger! Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm glad I looked at this thread now. I love a baldie "

*waves.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm love a baldie "

*waves.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a baldy. Or really really short where it feels like a mole or a vole."

*waves some more......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a fan of baldies any more than I am of men with long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was gonna be a thread about extra lubricated chromed condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I rather like shaved heads.

The only problem with a shiny top is with motorboating. I might think I've grown a third tit ..... "

There's not an emoji for that plplplplplplplplp noise thing with your lips is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer shaven / bald to long hair for men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long tresses are favoured by the Vedic gods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long tresses are favoured by the Vedic gods. "

Do they have a profile on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer shaven / bald to long hair for men."

*waving again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely thread, nice to see some positivity about us smoother domed gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long tresses are favoured by the Vedic gods.

Do they have a profile on Fab? "

Look no further pilgrim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long tresses are favoured by the Vedic gods.

Do they have a profile on Fab?

Look no further pilgrim. "

Praise the Lord.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I saw a vid of a guy getting his beard waxed too painful to even contemplate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it was about t shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair only grows on c@#ts and monkeys thats what I say...

..I usually get punched straight after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men look very sexy with a bald head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my shaved/bald head a spray of Mr sheen and a good buff and I am ready to go.Some lovely ladies here loving a baldy if you fancy seeing Grant Mitchell lookalike I will send you a face pic be warned it's scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a slap-head/have to shave it really short

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hair only grows on c@#ts and monkeys thats what I say...

..I usually get punched straight after."

My gran used to say "the activity of a man's brain stops hair growth. The activity of a woman's jaw stops it growing there...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair only grows on c@#ts and monkeys thats what I say...

..I usually get punched straight after.

My gran used to say "the activity of a man's brain stops hair growth. The activity of a woman's jaw stops it growing there...

Mr ddc"

I like you gran..... (is she on fab?)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Love a bald man xxx

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax


"I started balding at 17 so this is definitely where I belong."
18 for me mate sucks but it's life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hooray....!!!

A thread for us shaven ravers...!

I'm happy to report that I've found lots of ladies like a polished bonce...!

Shaven?

Pfft, amateur

"

To be fair, it's only a tiny bit left that I have to shave now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was early 20's when I started to go, actually prefer it less hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I started balding at 17 so this is definitely where I belong. 18 for me mate sucks but it's life lol"

Me too guys.... life is life. Still having fun as an ugly bald one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's 62 posts each in the great fab long hair V shiny tops race.

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