FabSwingers.com forum: Sexiest jobs?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?

Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?

And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The men who work for the bank opposite my office are some of the best dressed men I've ever seen in London. So I'd say traders.

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

"Bin man?"

I actually have a friend that has a thing for bin men....

Sassy

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By *liptop88Man
over a year ago

London

How about a Motorsport tech??? Lots of tools and grime!!!! And mega hot grid girls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builders. I love builders mucky filthy builders.

By trade I'm a carer but by qualification I'm a beauty therapist/AA2 first wider.

But atm I'm off on the sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you IT guys do not feature in this list, lol.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

For me (Mrs) any job that involves physical labour. Builder,mechanics, the messier they are the better

Think advert. This kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decorator here, nobody likes white overalls and the smell of paint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you IT guys do not feature in this list, lol."

IT and accountants get a raw deal

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By *liptop88Man
over a year ago

London

" I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."

Corporate lawyer or intellectual property lawyer????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm.

Corporate lawyer or intellectual property lawyer????

Haha I'm not fussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef and security so my jobs aren't exactly sexy at all. Only thing about chefs is the girls like the fact I can make nice food for them and spoil them. Security to some women they like the feeling they are safe and looked after and also senses the testosterone levels go up when it kicks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man is a business/life coach. I was his client. Now we are on fab on a new adventure together

I used to love a builder but theres something very hot about a tall, dark, handsome, mysterious man in a suit who has talked his way into my head and unleashed my deepest wildest thoughts and fantasies...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sperm collector at the zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorcycle couriers....can't resist a man in leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I polish metal lool It's hard, filthy graft and I love it. Dangerous machine work where your losing your arm if you slip up once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I polish metal lool It's hard, filthy graft and I love it. Dangerous machine work where your losing your arm if you slip up once

Oh, definately not sexy either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The men who work for the bank opposite my office are some of the best dressed men I've ever seen in London. So I'd say traders. "

Some people are attractive until they open their mouths... traders are near the top of that list...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do us pest controllers get a mention? We are the 5th emergency service.

not sexy but had sex with a few customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a carer - not sexy but worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decorator here, nobody likes white overalls and the smell of paint!"

Oooh me, please

I have a thing for skilled labourers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handyman its all in the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?

Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?

And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."

How about a stock analysts desk??

My job isn't sexy at all! It's nerdy and boring

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By *aefun999Man
over a year ago

London

fire officer and ex military, but when i was a kid i was a waiter :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?

Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?

And any other sexy male jobs? I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."

Lumberjacks!

As for female sexy jobs, I personally find armed forces girl really sexy

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

No love for us IT Guys then

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"Just seen another post saying that a lot of guys on here are soldiers, firemen, personal trainers. I'm guessing not all are genuine but some are lying to get meets?

Do women do this? Does that work? What should I start telling guys I do for a living?"

dinner lady maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about boat skippers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No love for us IT Guys then

Course... When I need help with some geeky stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a Motorsport tech??? Lots of tools and grime!!!! And mega hot grid girls!"

You mean a mechanic? I hate the smell of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know what L does for a living....

Dear God it's like someone spilt cream everywhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a house matron in a boarding school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offshore oil and gas.

Nothing remotely sexy about the reality but girls seem to be very interested .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a house matron in a boarding school lol"

Ive been a naughty boy miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked cleaner!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Equine Vet - mine always seem to be hot as hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do us pest controllers get a mention? We are the 5th emergency service.

not sexy but had sex with a few customers"

Not my idea of sexy tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like doctors, surgeons and vets. I think it's the scrubs.

Not dentists though, that would be creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a house matron in a boarding school lol

Ive been a naughty boy miss

Best you come into my office and explain yourself young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Payments SME in investment banking (Zzzzzzz) hubby is director in another investment bank Zzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do us pest controllers get a mention? We are the 5th emergency service.

not sexy but had sex with a few customers

Not my idea of sexy tbh"

I carry a big pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have sexy jobs but we have jobs we love to do and that's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close protection operative,in his suit,smelling lovely.

OP try lollipop lady

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Close protection operative,in his suit,smelling lovely. "

There's one on here works for someone very high powered, I had a bit of a thing with him briefly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Equine Vet - mine always seem to be hot as hell!

I've got a gorgeous one but hestill crap, I always feel a bit torn when I have to ask for someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic designers always get me hot under the collar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I totally forgot, there are some gorgeous bouncers I see out on a weekend. I don't know why but they often look hotter than the guys in the bar/club.

I think I have a thing for uniforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a croupier at the Stanley midland casino in Manchester...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No love for us IT Guys then

Course... When I need help with some geeky stuff

oh well at least we are useful for some things then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digger driver

Not sexy at all

Just aircon a very comfy seat and a decent stereo

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

Truck drivers...

They might not conjure up a sexy image but they are good at getting big things into tight places and can pull out empty or with a full load...

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

It's gotta be a gas engineer

x I'm fighting all the bored housewives off me every day

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Shooting porn...lots of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a boring manager during week but weekends I spend Saturday rebuilding cars(mechanic),Sundays renovating house(builder)also part time fireman(uniform)in the ta (soldier)studying for law exam (lawyer) and I still struggle to get meets

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Delivery drivers...might not be a sexy job but I try to brighten their day

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'd be worried if anyone found my job somehow sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivery drivers...might not be a sexy job but I try to brighten their day

I used to be a delivery man

Anything you need delivering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in the forces that was perceived to be sexy. Now I'm a private military contractor it's totally not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a house matron in a boarding school lol"

The stuff of boyhood dreams!!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Delivery drivers...might not be a sexy job but I try to brighten their day

I used to be a delivery man

Anything you need delivering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any love for the plumber/gas engineer .our job can be dangerous.I don't think we could survive without heating and hot water now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My IT geek is damn sexy so my vote goes to geeks xxx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

surprised no one has mentioned doctors and nurses yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a house matron in a boarding school lol"

My temperature's just gone from 0 to 100... help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nurse which some guys find sexy...its soooo not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a greasy motorbike mechanic.that float anyone's boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ex RAF and now work in HR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sexy men in hi vis jackets yum..

Doll x

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

"Any love for the plumber/gas engineer .our job can be dangerous.I don't think we could survive without heating and hot water now ."

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By *iceguymkMan
over a year ago

aylesbury

"I like sexy men in hi vis jackets yum..

Doll x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roofer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a Motorsport tech??? Lots of tools and grime!!!! And mega hot grid girls!

You mean a mechanic? I hate the smell of petrol

What are you talking about Girl?

Petrol smells awesome

. It's the distinctive smell of gearbox oil that you want to stay away from. That lingers around for ages. Not very pleasant at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optician. Darkened room,close body contact,face an inch from mine and breathing in my ear. I'm due a check up soon

And he wears a suit

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Optician. Darkened room,close body contact,face an inch from mine and breathing in my ear. I'm due a check up soon

And he wears a suit

prefer lights off?

number 1 or number 2?

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By *ulletMan
over a year ago

oldham

Abseiler

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

There's an interesting mix of professions represented here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chefs always seem to come high in these lists.

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

"I always fancied being bent over a lawyer's desk in his office. Mmmm."

Well, if you're ever in the West End... you get a pretty good view too, though mine would be even better!

I sometimes visit Cambridge where we 'hot desk'. Gives a whole new meaning to that phrase! So there you go, you could even pick your desk (or desks!!). Mmmm indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love farm lads i have met three and they all sexy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Builders. I love builders mucky filthy builders.

By trade I'm a carer but by qualification I'm a beauty therapist/AA2 first wider.

But atm I'm off on the sick

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lol you want mucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dentist. I bloody love dentists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MANLY but sensitive tree surgeons are making too many women fall in love with them, it has been claimed.

Researchers found that 82 per cent of the UK’s female population currently has feelings for trees surgeons, who are strong and brave but also know about nature.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “‘Tree surgeon’ isn’t so much a real job as a contrived female fantasy.

“But those men are getting so much romance that practically everyone else is being excluded.”

Office manager Helen Archer said: “They have chainsaws, and they are also clever enough to know the latin names of things. I’m in.”

25-year-old tree surgeon Joseph Turner said: “This morning I performed an emergency procedure on a mighty oak.

“I saved its life but in the process a small mouse emerged from the trunk which I scooped up in my large callused hand and carried to safety.

“Then I did some dangerous climbing stuff but was not scared.”

Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “I can fix a broken toilet but I’ve not been on a date since 2012. Fucking tree surgeons, fuck off.”

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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

doctors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get lots of flanter and innuendo but contrary to misconception my job doesn't get me laid that often as most girls that give me their number are too embarrassed the following day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get lots of flanter and innuendo but contrary to misconception my job doesn't get me laid that often as most girls that give me their number are too embarrassed the following day

I drove a cab from the age of 19 and worked the desk from 14 (dad had a firm) and I must say I got my fare share of back seat fun I even used to get offers on the desk at 14. maybe it's just the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Can't see a Ramp

Agent scoring too high either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders

Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders

Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks

Noticed that and I bet great pole dancers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job isn't sexy - unless you have a hi vis fetish - but it's no.1 perk is being tits deep in tradesmen all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had half naked men putting scaffolding up .got my mate around and watched them ,was quite pleasant coffee morning.

I'm a scaffolder?(which is why I don't go to the gym lol)

I hope you made the lads day n went out in a boob revealing nighty to offer them a cuppa???

I did say to them glad it's warm day and that it's a live diet break .It was disappointing that the roofers weren't as hot as the scaffolders

Of course they're not....they only lift daft wee tiles while we chuck steel tube about like matchsticks

Noticed that and I bet great pole dancers .

And I pride myself on providing a rock solid erection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best job I had for women wanting me was as a bus driver driving the local bus. As a coach driver I was never so lonely funny really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive gone from being a sexy and glamorous (not) Motorsport Engineer.... To driving trucks. Make your own minds up on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peoples jobs do nothing for me. I used to have a thing for air hostess's but the last few flights have put me off. It's all about the individual for me.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

wearhouse man lol so yeah pulling stuff off a truck working it then going again can't see why I don't make the girls panties drip I think it's a hot job loll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a sailor, but my trade isn't sexy, I'm the guy that's stood behind the counter giving out the uniform and equipment that you see for all of 2 seconds when you see a film about the military.

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By *buxMan
over a year ago

chester le street

I'm a wall & floor tiler always covered in adhesive & grout , ripped tea shirts blah blah

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