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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

My fave is that Stevie Nicks employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks quacks cant echo,what a load of utter bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jolly Rancher one.

"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth."

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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Marc Almond having spunk pumped from his stomach at A & E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jolly Rancher one.

"Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth.""

Nice

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My fave is that Stevie Nicks employed someone to blow cocaine up her arse."

LMFAO

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine

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By *ancscleanguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Led Zeppelin and the mud shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deaf leopard used to have special back stage passes that had the bands name replaced with dik licker for those extra special fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine "

Don't start me up on this one.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine

Don't start me up on this one. "

Are you more of a Marathon fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was characters named master bates, seaman staines and Roger the cabin boy in captain pugwash.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"There was characters named master bates, seaman staines and Roger the cabin boy in captain pugwash. "

It was Tom the cabin boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah they myth was his name was Roger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine

Don't start me up on this one.

Are you more of a Marathon fan?"

Was she wearing any snickers?

Did he do it to malteser

I bet the negative press was no picnic

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "

Crikey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage. "

When I was a teen, I used to work with an older gay gent who would frequently ask for sanitary towels for a similar reason.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I think Marriane Faithful and the Mars bar is genuine

Don't start me up on this one.

Are you more of a Marathon fan?

Was she wearing any snickers?

Did he do it to malteser

I bet the negative press was no picnic

Lol"

There is no record of her doing a TWIRL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frankie Howard supposedly had a penchant for very large men. It is said that his meat hoop was so stretched from his frequent indulgences that he had to permanently have a tampon up there to prevent leakage.

When I was a teen, I used to work with an older gay gent who would frequently ask for sanitary towels for a similar reason. "

There may be some Creedence to this tale then.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Richard Gere and the gerbils up his arse . Rumour has it , he even had a wheel up there for them to run on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Richard Gere and the gerbils up his arse . Rumour has it , he even had a wheel up there for them to run on . "

Ha ha ha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Richard Gere and the gerbils up his arse . Rumour has it , he even had a wheel up there for them to run on .

Ha ha ha "

The cage had to be surgically removed I saw it in xhamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Richard Gere and the gerbils up his arse . Rumour has it , he even had a wheel up there for them to run on . "

The pet shop boys chose their name because they enjoyed the same.

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Lisa Stansfield and 'space docking'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jon Davies named his band after hearing about a guy rimming another and a piece or corn popped out on his tongue hence Korn.

Although this may not be a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Una Stubbs shitting on glass coffee table. That ones is all lies, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angela Rippon is legendary around the BBC in her penchant for younger men.

Apparently there is a sound recording from the late 90's of her fucking a young sound engineer who hadn't turned off the mikes, which includes the immortal phrase "Fuck me till I fart your juice"

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By *ettingboyMan
over a year ago

Dagenhamish


"Lisa Stansfield and 'space docking'. "

I had to Google this phrase. Wish I hadn't now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lisa Stansfield and 'space docking'.

I had to Google this phrase. Wish I hadn't now."
I darent look lol,any clues

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Axl rose is an anagram of complete and total wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lisa Stansfield and 'space docking'.

I had to Google this phrase. Wish I hadn't now.I darent look lol,any clues"

I made the mistake of looking, not nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya...."
Thats not a myth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!"

It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!

It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources"
ah ok, the picture was disgusting iirc

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Blue waffle! If you don't know what it is, google it. I dare ya.... Thats not a myth!

It is a myth I'm afraid, it's been disproven as fake by many different sources"

What about all the other pics?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

A woman is asked to come in for the results of an STD test. The police are waiting to arrest her as she has genital worms.

Something you can only get from fucking dead people (she worked in a funeral home)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

There's a gross one about a woman and a lobster which is pretty grim too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard there's a video of a guy using something glass as a dildo and it shatters while up his arse. Never knew if that's true or not

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've heard there's a video of a guy using something glass as a dildo and it shatters while up his arse. Never knew if that's true or not "

Yeah I've seen that. Its a jar. Dunno if its real or a fake but was very difficult to watch

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"There's a gross one about a woman and a lobster which is pretty grim too "

I think that was an anti lesbian propaganda broadcast on behalf of the stilted and repressed party.

It was one of the more horrific Darwin Award winners none the less

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I've heard there's a video of a guy using something glass as a dildo and it shatters while up his arse. Never knew if that's true or not

Yeah I've seen that. Its a jar. Dunno if its real or a fake but was very difficult to watch "

That one is real, two girls one cup is fake

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