FabSwingers.com forum: Better car names.....?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure we could twist some car names by a letter or two to make them more "sexy"

How about.....

Skoda Labia (Fabia)

Vauxhall Corset (Corsa)

Ford Fiesta......readers wives special edition?

Please feel free to continue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the Corsa wasn't always called the Corsa...

Nova doesn't work in Spain - won't sell many cars that No (don't) Va (go)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford Pokeus

Ford Transvestite

Fiat Punter

VW Pole Dancer

VW Golf Swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Toyota mr2 was called something else in France because m r 2 in French sounds to much like the word for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacks Mans Willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vauxhall ASStra

Ford escort!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mitsubishi shogun is known in most of the as the Pajero which means wanker in Spanish

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mitsubishi shogun is known in most of the WORLD as the Pajero which means wanker in Spanish

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Rusty Wallet Fucker . Not sexy I know....but quite accurate .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mitsubishi shogun is known in most of the as the Pajero which means wanker in Spanish

It doesn't but it's a very common myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolls Joyce.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Skoda Fabswinger

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mitsubishi shogun is known in most of the as the Pajero which means wanker in Spanish

It doesn't but it's a very common myth"

Nothing Mythical about it, check the Spanish dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't need to - L is Canarian/Gitano and fluent.

Gillipollas is wanker/dickhead in Spanish.

Pajero in Argentinian is slang for a lazy fuck/wanker.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Don't need to - L is Canarian/Gitano and fluent.

Gillipollas is wanker/dickhead in Spanish.

Pajero in Argentinian is slang for a lazy fuck/wanker."

In the rest of the Spanish speaking world it literally means

Straw holder

Wanker

Tosser

And jerk off

In some parts it also means plumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I read somewhere that the Toyota MR2 was an unfortunate name in France as it pronounced similar to merde (shit) and the Opel Ascona had trouble in Spain as it pronounced similar to a word describing a lady's privates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ascots isn't a word in Spanish - coño is cunt.

Vagina is vagina.

Chocho is slang for pussy in the Canaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Mitsubishi shogun is known in most of the as the Pajero which means wanker in Spanish

It doesn't but it's a very common myth"

You mean the 4 years one of the lads had one and we all used this myth to tell him he was definitely a wanker were a bunch of lies?! Lol

I better tell him, or not !

btw very sensual pics there

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

What sort of car??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

What sort of car??"

Mini Cooper, volcanic orange colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mercedes Bunz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamborghini Cuntass

Citroen Sexo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

What sort of car??

Mini Cooper, volcanic orange colour

TANGO!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ford flange

Rolls offat

High and dry

Flange rover

Audi doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange Rover

Mercedes G-String-Wagon

Hummer...just Hummer

Ford Cougar

Honda Cervix

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla "

Gillipolla is dickhead

Pajero is wanker in most of the Spanish speaking world

Don't ask me ask a Chilean or a Peruvian or heaven forbid...... Even a Spaniard.

Argentina is not the be all and end all.

Like I said, check the dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zonda Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston Martin DP69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrari Calafornication

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Vulva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Toyota mr2 was called something else in France because m r 2 in French sounds to much like the word for shit

It does?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Toyota mr2 was called something else in France because m r 2 in French sounds to much like the word for shit

It does?!

Em err de ... sounds a bit like "merde" which is "shit" in french

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Opel MountHer (Manta)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My first thought was Opal Munter.....but not very sexy.

The thread is going well though.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla

Gillipolla is dickhead

Pajero is wanker in most of the Spanish speaking world

Don't ask me ask a Chilean or a Peruvian or heaven forbid...... Even a Spaniard.

Argentina is not the be all and end all.

Like I said, check the dictionary "

I'm Spanish. As my name implies

Paja is wank

Pajero is wanker or someone whom works with straw

Gillipollas is dickhead.

Polla is dickhead

Those are the translations for castellano. Spanish spoken in Spain

Other Spanish speaking countries use different ones

For any further questions about Spanish words please pm me

Mrs

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tata or maybe a pair of Tatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renault Clitoris

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

Tangerine dream?

Clockwork orange?

F_ed?

What sort of car??

Mini Cooper, volcanic orange colour

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Bloomin got excited thinking this post was about pet names that people call their cars. I'm trying to come up with a pet name for my new car.

Between 'Etna and Marvin' so far

Tangerine dream?

Clockwork orange?

F_ed?

What sort of car??

Mini Cooper, volcanic orange colour

Oops all the words in the wrong places

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Gland Rover.

Strange Rover.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Land Rover Disco-Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla

Gillipolla is dickhead

Pajero is wanker in most of the Spanish speaking world

Don't ask me ask a Chilean or a Peruvian or heaven forbid...... Even a Spaniard.

Argentina is not the be all and end all.

Like I said, check the dictionary "

FFS Colgate what part of "L is Gitano/Canarian" dos you not understand?

Maybe you should check what that means ....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Dodge actually made a car in the 1970s called a Swinger.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla

Gillipolla is dickhead

Pajero is wanker in most of the Spanish speaking world

Don't ask me ask a Chilean or a Peruvian or heaven forbid...... Even a Spaniard.

Argentina is not the be all and end all.

Like I said, check the dictionary

FFS Colgate what part of "L is Gitano/Canarian" dos you not understand?

Maybe you should check what that means ...."
dont they speak Spanish in Spain anymore?

By spanishBrunetteFind posts by spanishBrunette Couple 20 hours ago

warrington

"Ascona!!

Straw man is the literary translation Colgate.

Wank is not used elongated - paja is wank not pajero.

Wanker is gillipolla

Gillipolla is dickhead

Pajero is wanker in most of the Spanish speaking world

Don't ask me ask a Chilean or a Peruvian or heaven forbid...... Even a Spaniard.

Argentina is not the be all and end all.

Like I said, check the dictionary "

I'm Spanish. As my name implies

Paja is wank

Pajero is wanker or someone whom works with straw

Gillipollas is dickhead.

Polla is dickhead

Those are the translations for castellano. Spanish spoken in Spain

Other Spanish speaking countries use different ones

For any further questions about Spanish words please pm me

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fully aware of what she posted - unlike you I can read what someone actually wrote - not what I thought they wrote....

And yes they do still speak spanish in spain - perhaps you should visit... perhaps learn the language...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had a ford escort the ones when the name badge was metal... He snipped up the escort badge and weld it back together to say scrote ... I did laugh when I saw it and always refer to escorts as scrote cars... That's not to say that drivers of a scrote are dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are also a number of different dialects of spanish spoken not only on the mainland but in the Balearics, Canaries, etc so lets not get hung up on that hey....

Spanish does not translate literally into english as the likes of german, etc do.

Google translate won't tell you that though but perhaps if you tried using it and then reversing the translation you'd have seen that for yourself.

You won't get back what you put in...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm fully aware of what she posted - unlike you I can read what someone actually wrote - not what I thought they wrote....

And yes they do still speak spanish in spain - perhaps you should visit... perhaps learn the language...

You are saying that despite all the dictionary quotations and other native Spanish speakers confirming that pajero means wanker. We are all victims of an urban mythical conspiracy to prove you and one Japanese car manufacturer right.

If I and all the dictionaries and and Spanish speakers are incorrect, you won't mind me calling you a pajero will you?

Have a nice day.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Audi tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fully aware of what she posted - unlike you I can read what someone actually wrote - not what I thought they wrote....

And yes they do still speak spanish in spain - perhaps you should visit... perhaps learn the language...

If I and all the dictionaries and and Spanish speakers are incorrect, you won't mind me calling you a pajero will you?

Have a nice day. "

Oh dear... one other spanish speaker has posted in here. ? Did you not see the part where she stated that it was for Castellano and not any other dialect? Not sure where you've counted the rest from.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"My friend had a ford escort the ones when the name badge was metal... He snipped up the escort badge and weld it back together to say scrote ... I did laugh when I saw it and always refer to escorts as scrote cars... That's not to say that drivers of a scrote are dicks"

A friend at work had a VW Bora. It said Bora one end of the boot lid and TDi in the other end so as he had curly dark hair and big tash we hairdrye_ed the T off the TDi and moved across so it read VW Borat.

Took him three months to notice.

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By *aven QueenWoman
over a year ago

Putney

Figsta

Willoughby

Purple people eater

Purple prince

Willy wiggy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm fully aware of what she posted - unlike you I can read what someone actually wrote - not what I thought they wrote....

And yes they do still speak spanish in spain - perhaps you should visit... perhaps learn the language...

If I and all the dictionaries and and Spanish speakers are incorrect, you won't mind me calling you a pajero will you?

Have a nice day.

Oh dear... one other spanish speaker has posted in here. ? Did you not see the part where she stated that it was for Castellano and not any other dialect? Not sure where you've counted the rest from.

The only other spanish speaker referenced happens to be L who is currently pissing himself at your lack of a grasp of foreign languages and the fact that not everything you read on the internet is true."
im sorry cabron, Castellano (español) is the main Spanish language throughout the world. There are other separate regional languages, note the word regional and note the word language, including the worlds oldest language From the Basque region.

If you want to argue with my ex mother in law and my relations in the Canaries and South America, feel free. I didn't mention it to the friends in Majorca or Barcelona because I can't read and write in Catalan. I get by there because most of the signs are in dual languages.

I'm off to cook dinner Hasta la proxima

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Toyota mr2 was called something else in France because m r 2 in French sounds to much like the word for shit

It does?!

Em err de ... sounds a bit like "merde" which is "shit" in french

Bit of a stretch that one!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Citroen Xsara Desire

sit u open Xs (pro:cuz) u are a desire

or a

sit down ass a desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do love it when someone has to resort to insults through a lack of vocabulary....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrari

No need to change anything. It's just sex but I still wouldn't pull if I had one LOL

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mitsubishi greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mitsubishi greedy girl

I don't get it?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There is a Nissan fair lady in Japan, I'm sure there is potential there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mitsubishi greedy girl

I don't get it?

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they admitted lying about their mpg figures

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