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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What 3 things would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with myself, all day

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

knowing my luck I would be "ON"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"knowing my luck I would be "ON"

hahaha, with my luck I'd probably be giving birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Fuck myself silly with a toy.

2. Take lots of pics and post them here

3. Refer to number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"What 3 things would you do?

1. Stick something up my foofoo.

2. Stick something up my bum.

3. Stick something up my foofoo and bum at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm this is a hard one

stand in front of a mirror for a bit

go on a boys night out (just to see if its any different to a girls night out)

then wish i was back as a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Play with self

2. Find a bi/les girl to play with

3. Film the whole thing multi angle.

Theb once changed back repeat part 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably scratch my balls all day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably scratch my balls all day...

1 guy

2 guys

3 guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend all day drinking water and pissing against trees, walls, car wheels, etc. Then go home and get things down off the top shelf. Oh, yeah, then I'd go and move those paving slabs in the garden. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)

you win lol

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

go on a boys night out (just to see if its any different to a girls night out)"

It's a lot easier to get laid on a girls night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend all day working out what to wear

By that time I would be a man again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)

you win lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't leave the house! If spend all day touching myself and shoving things inside myself hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"take multiple cock shots, set up a profile and then complain on forums about how undesirable I am hoping for a sympathy fuck (but by then I'll be a woman again)

Ha, made me chuckle and spill my tea down my shirt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do my entire years clothes shopping in 2 hours

Go into men's loo to see if men wash their hands, how can they be so quick

Arrange a night out in a 30 seconds chat with male friend - Friday beer, yeah, 6pm - deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix my bath tap

Put my pics up straight

Fix my Light switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. have sex with two guys

2. have sex with two women

3 then have an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch porn all day

Wank myself silly

Get d*unk and eat a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Create a profile on here and ignore men's messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls at regular intervals.

Be fascinated with my erect cock - measure it and compare to a sky remote.

Try a cock cage.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go gym and see if men are obviously perving or if they are acctually discreet

Post a meet and see if women do really get hundreds of messages

See what it's like for a woman in a club dancing dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably scratch the car trying to reverse onto the drive...

Gonna get flamed for that....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd buy 3 pairs of hold ups from Tesco's... without the woman at the checkout giving me a filthy look..

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By *icking40Man
over a year ago

Ayr

Be a show off flashing cleavage and stocking tops

Fucked by BBC

Fuck another sexy lady with a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore and delete all messages

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Have a wank.

Sort out my bathroom extractor fan

Have another wank.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ignore and delete all messages "

Miaow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank... have vaginal sex with a female and then anal sex. Just so I know how it feels for you men.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Send random fancy a shag messages.

Slather the balls with 3 pots of anti-wrinkle cream just to see if it had any effect.

Use public transport for a couple of hours so I could 'manspread' to my heart's content.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out get my hair and nails done.

Go shopping for hours before buying the dress I saw in the first shop and then having to revisit all the shops to find shoes, coat and a handbag that matched.

Go out and see for myself how lecherous some men can be before heading home with the most charming and funniest guy.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Enjoy the feeling of only thinking about two things - food or fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd spend all day drinking water and pissing against trees, walls, car wheels, etc. Then go home and get things down off the top shelf. Oh, yeah, then I'd go and move those paving slabs in the garden. x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take a shit to see if it smells...

Buy fanny pads without feeling like a dick...

And yes I would enjoy a female orgasm or 2... 3

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wank, fuck, and get a bj

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Pee standing up, spend hours on the tiolet with the paper and wank

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

1. Pretend to be playing with the change in my pocket.

2. Drive my car with my finger stuck up my nose.

3. Stare at a woman's tits whilst I talk to her and think she doesn't notice.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for the g spot

Turn lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take a picture of my cock over the toilet, next to a sky remote and next to a lynx can..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..

3 things you say?

Clean the house,

Make a lovely roast dinner,

Tackle the ironing pile lol

Hang on a minute! I do that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Wank

2. Refer to step 1

3. Refer to step 1 & 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know....perhaps look for a nice guy....rather than wait for him to message me.lol.

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

See if I can get let of a speeding ticket by showing a bit of boob

Experience a gang bang

Resist eating chocolate for most of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..

3 things you say?

Clean the house,

Make a lovely roast dinner,

Tackle the ironing pile lol

Hang on a minute! I do that anyway

Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Your dad."

OP: obvs I'd spend the whole day in bed, 'exploring'. Then in the evening I'd complain how a woman's work is never done....

(You can't hit me, I'm a lady

)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe myself as curvy

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

After the 1st hour of "wow I can fit so many things in there" I'd then abuse my powers of womanhood to get free stuff (hey virgin working in game you can fuck me bareback for hours for a ps4)

followed by more hours of seeing just how big a thing I can fit in me.

All wrapped up with a nice bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..

3 things you say?

Clean the house,

Make a lovely roast dinner,

Tackle the ironing pile lol

Hang on a minute! I do that anyway

Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..

3 things you say?

Clean the house,

Make a lovely roast dinner,

Tackle the ironing pile lol

Hang on a minute! I do that anyway

Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested?

"
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By *am2camhornyCouple
over a year ago

London

1). I would prob try and fit my new cock into almost any hole I can find

2).Hold it in my hand all day play with it for the day.

3). Show it to everyone I meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Get ready for a meet in 5 minutes.

2 Have sex with a woman both vaginal and anal, starting with a blow job- so I know how it feels, and can improve my technique when I am a woman again.

3 Work out how to get a metal cock ring off an erect penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,,silly question 2 me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore and delete all messages

Miaow!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a joke so please don't ask for my head on a stick..

3 things you say?

Clean the house,

Make a lovely roast dinner,

Tackle the ironing pile lol

Hang on a minute! I do that anyway

Sorry, did I tell you I wasn't interested?

Share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay on couch all day watching Jeremy Kyle and loose women Then clean up at 4 and tell everyone who would listen. That I've not stopped alllll day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lay on couch all day watching Jeremy Kyle and loose women Then clean up at 4 and tell everyone who would listen. That I've not stopped alllll day

You forgot the rant on Facebook about how u do everything and no one cares

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

1. Do all the diy and garden jobs that need doing.

2. Go out and try and pull the sexiest lady in the pub.

3. Adore my 7.5 inch big fat cock all day.

Not in that order obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lay on couch all day watching Jeremy Kyle and loose women Then clean up at 4 and tell everyone who would listen. That I've not stopped alllll day

You forgot the rant on Facebook about how u do everything and no one cares "
oh yeah. But thought I was gonna be in enough trouble so best stop there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank, have sex with a woman to see what it felt like and then sit around in my boxers, hand down them watching some crap on tv, drinking a beer!

G x

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Probably scratch the car trying to reverse onto the drive...

Cheeky so and so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a chick flick on and play with my nipples . Or if I'm allowed to have big ones suck em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee standing up, wank a lot and have sex with a woman. I'd be quite cock fixated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee standing up, wank a lot and have sex with a woman. I'd be quite cock fixated."
your a proper geezer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hmm

Do a bi man

Wank

Do a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? "
I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wee standing up, wank a lot and have sex with a woman. I'd be quite cock fixated. your a proper geezer

Well I'd have to make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady. "

Computer says no *cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

Computer says no *cough* "
OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

"Probably scratch my balls all day...

All day . You might like to have a little want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch porn all day

Wank myself silly

Get d*unk and eat a kebab "

I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly "

I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly

I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! "
lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again

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By *avenewMan
over a year ago

,,,

washing

Ironing

Tidying up

Lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I still wouldn't suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly

I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again

Can I buy? Seen as how I won't be getting any anywhere else

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I still wouldn't suck cock

Not even mine??

I'd make sure I immac my sack for you and everything

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"Have a wank... have vaginal sex with a female and then anal sex. Just so I know how it feels for you men.

unless you're a repeater you might have to just pick one

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

1 , Get a full length mirror , 2, buy a big tub of " I can't believe it's not butter " 3 , fucking go for it big time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up

Wear white socks

Keep my hands in my pocket

so i could feel

cocky all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question? Do we get to choose what features we have? Or is it one of those they will match ur current assets to the new ones? So huge boobs gets a huge cock and a small cock gets pancakes for boobs?? I want massive tits and a cute well rounded bum. And sexy curves if I'm gonna be a lady.

Computer says no *cough* OK a tiny cock for you. And a beer belly

I instantly thought human centipede two and burst out laughing ... Sexy!! lol. Anyway I would probably go out and sell my body. Then have some beer money for when I'm a man again

Can I buy? Seen as how I won't be getting any anywhere else

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I would be a high class hooker. Football players and celebs

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Piddle standing up

Screw a chap in the bottom

Sit about scratching my nuts

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Piddle standing up

Screw a chap in the bottom

Sit about scratching my nuts"

The nuts part is the most awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I buy? Seen as how I won't be getting any anywhere else

I would be a high class hooker. Football players and celebs

I am one.. Honest

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Leave the toilet seat up

Wear white socks

Keep my hands in my pocket

so i could feel

cocky all day

That's me every day

After i type this message, hands will go back in the pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried being male for years and years and years. It's crap.

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I'd find out what women say when they talk about us guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Get a blowjob ,hold the ladies head in motion and make lots of noise. Cum all over her face

2. Do the helicopter dance.

3. Rearrange my bits in public.

4. Complain about sweaty bollocks.

5. Cockshot over toilet/sink.

6. Make a thread on not getting meets.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get a blowjob ,hold the ladies head in motion and make lots of noise. Cum all over her face

2. Do the helicopter dance.

3. Rearrange my bits in public.

4. Complain about sweaty bollocks.

5. Cockshot over toilet/sink.

6. Make a thread on not getting meets.

Doll x "

Just realised you said only 3 haha. Oh well I would admire my cock from different angles and take multiple pics of my beautiful thangggg....

Doll x

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