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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You all know the age-old question:

"What three items would you bring if you were stranded on a Desert Island?"

I'd bring Michael Phelps, a saddle and a gold medal on a stick.

What would you fabbers bring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo coffee and my books xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dildo coffee and my books xx "

Knew it wouldnt be long before someone brought their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plant, one of those tools bear grylls has for starting fires and a fishing rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a crossbow and arrows and a wind up radio...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A food hamper and two slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A food hamper and two slaves"

can I be one of them lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all know the age-old question:

"What three items would you bring if you were stranded on a Desert Island?"

I'd bring Michael Phelps, a saddle and a gold medal on a stick.

What would you fabbers bring?"

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A food hamper and two slaves

can I be one of them lol xx "

Consider yourself part of the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo coffee and my books xx "

Dildo coffee would be either painful or disgusting, lol :P

Commas are important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speedboat, map and compass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speedboat, map and compass?"

You win, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh "

I'm not planning on leaving the island btw

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart "

Lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun lotion, Rum and a fishing rod

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A roll-top bath, wi-fi and a QuickieMart

Lool"

Seems reasonable? Covers the bases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Machete, ferrocerium rod and Scarlett Johansson. Ohhhhh yeahhhh

I'm not planning on leaving the island btw "

When I do decide to leave the island, I'd trade Miss Johansson for 500m of paracord so I can make my raft and get off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed my mind

dildo, porn magazines and pampas grass

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Changed my mind

dildo, porn magazines and pampas grass "

I'm sure there will be enough grass to play in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pampass grass is a little joke I find rather funny haha

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

"

Did you just land your helicopter on my invisible boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A plant, one of those tools bear grylls has for starting fires and a fishing rod "

As long as you leave that shiny suite at home

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Three slaves

They can crack on with the survival stuff while I have a swim

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A good man, a good horse, and a knife.

That should cover all eventualities!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Three slaves

They can crack on with the survival stuff while I have a swim"

I'm not being your slave and your not borrowing mine fancy a swim

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A lorry load of corned beef, a tin opener & gun incase I need to shoot myself when I get bo_ed after being stuck on a desert Island after a while and sick of eating corned beef

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"A gun to feed myself

A 'girl friday' for .. Ermmm company..

And an invisible helicopter

Did you just land your helicopter on my invisible boat?"

Well, if you hadn't moo_ed your invisible boat on the invisible helipad, it wouldn't have happened !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's got to be 2 women and some food, got to be able to keep there energy up!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

razor wire... there ain't no other fuckers getting on my island

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