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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How much time do you spend when getting ready to go out on a meet, as opposed to your normal grooming routine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, just realised that topic title is open for soooo much.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Usually spend around 3 hrs getting ready for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less time. I have it down to around 9 minutes unless its Bertie then he makes a coffee and watches tv while I'm faffing about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Takes me about 5 hours!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Takes me about 5 hours!"
im saying nowt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!im saying nowt "

wise move but so unlike you lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Takes me about 5 hours!im saying nowt

wise move but so unlike you lol."
im being good...its killing me but i thought id give it a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 3 to 5 hours

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mo mo is molting at the moment so i spend all my time groming her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!im saying nowt

wise move but so unlike you lol.im being good...its killing me but i thought id give it a try "

LMFAO.....it will never last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if im meeting in the evening , which is becomming a rare event

I start at about 1pm and carry on thru till i meet about 6 pm ish ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do that takes 3-5hrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair removal....hot shower...doing hair...doing make up....rubbing body lotion in....theres a lot of body so that takes a while

And another quick shower prior to meet. make sure be jack and danny sparkling clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you do that takes 3-5hrs?

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pick outfit

run bath

go back and change outfit

Shave/wax/pluck

have bath

moisturise

dry hair

change back to original outfit

Apply makeup

Wrestle hair with straightners

retouch makeup

Ponder shoe collection

Ponder bag selection

realise weather is pants

change whole outfit

perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!"
....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .

* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .

* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-"

I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .

* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-

I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol."
..... Haha erm.......

* gEts bAcK iN coFfiN * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually spend around 3 hrs getting ready for a meet"

im the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about 5 hours!....5 fuckin hours shit ¡¡¡¡¡ you've not had Many time wasters .

* gEts bAck iN cOFfiN * -|-

I find knowing where they live and the threat of a slow and painful death dramatically cuts the amount of timewasters lol."

*licks pencil and takes notes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me now about 1 hour xx bath, wax or shave leg and bits do my hair body cream all over so i smell yumm make up perfume and get dressed .. ready x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 hour if my hair is behaving.

2 hours if its not.

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

Notice that the lads are steering well clear of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bout 45 mins, shower, mini make up, dress and done. can be quicker if last minute requires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whether i am going to a social meet or naughty meet or party but an hour tops for those, unless ive got to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Notice that the lads are steering well clear of this."

Bunch of wimps, think they are scared to say in case some laugh at them for taking too long in the bathroom or not long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Notice that the lads are steering well clear of this.

Bunch of wimps, think they are scared to say in case some laugh at them for taking too long in the bathroom or not long enough "

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

OK. This wimp, starts a couple of days before. A shave to tidy up my genitals. The couple of days allows time to moisturise and allow any abrasions to settle. And no, I'm not using sandpaper.

On the night, a shower and shave using a nifty little battery razor that leaves everything so smooth. Got that from the Erotica show. Then a good moisturiser.

One hour and good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick rummle in the lugs with a cotton bud and away we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading the title i thought this topic was going elsewhere

Might leave now before i dig any deeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if im meeting in the evening , which is becomming a rare event

I start at about 1pm and carry on thru till i meet about 6 pm ish ??? "

shave shower slap of hai karate and dressed. if i want to look good then its a paper bag on my head

30-45 mins max

what i save in getting ready is time well spent on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man lol

hope people realise im joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man."

Have we met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"usual about 2 min just jump straight in the car from a nice long sweaty run as i been told women like the pheromones and maybe roll in sum mud as sum women like a brown man.

Have we met? "

haha iv heard sum guys actually turn up pretty much like that, i cant see why sum guys wouldnt make an effort and if u wana meet im sorry ill have to wash before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick dunk in the bath

Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx

Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Quick dunk in the bath

Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx

Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx "

Does that come with chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick dunk in the bath

Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx

Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx

Does that come with chips?"

Na they extra xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Quick dunk in the bath

Shave,towel dry fa 2 mins on full speed,clean teeth and finally spray wi smelly stuff and serve at room temperature xx

Serves 2 ta 4 peeps xx

Does that come with chips?

Na they extra xx "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quick change of wellies and a fresh length of bailing twine to hold up my breeks......2 minutes and done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will exfoliate the night before and sooth my bits with aloe vera so that takes about half an hour. Day of the meet my usual daily routine, although instead of Dove body wash it'll be the shower creme to whatever perfume I'm wearing.

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