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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hmmm I love Poland,polish food and polish women!

feel free to add your own thoughts & experiences on this polish appreciation post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do do some nice sausage/cold meats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I went to a wedding in Poland. It was amazing, the d*unkest wedding ever. Including someone having their head stitched up at the dinner table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food super, vodka strong, we have a holiday flat we never visit

hopefully soon

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I went to a wedding in Poland. It was amazing, the d*unkest wedding ever. Including someone having their head stitched up at the dinner table."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely people, won't drink with them again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am probably the only representative of that country who doesn't drink alcohol stronger than beer. That being said I had my first taste of vodka when I was 6-7?

And I've travelled all over the country

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Solidarnosc

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

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I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've enjoyed some very lovely Polish hospitality

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I went last January. Krakow. Found a bar that served 75 flavours of vodka. Had the tasting plate. Don't remember much more.

Beautiful city. Will visit some of the other areas soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going? "

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

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remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can also highly recommend 'Woodstock' festival. It's fucking enormous with half a mill reported attending - it's free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever been to cities where there's never any Brits there, or I didn't encounter any. Been for business and pleasure, both have been fun. Great hospitality and gorgeous weather too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol"

I think I'll be ok on "the other side of the road"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am probably the only representative of that country who doesn't drink alcohol stronger than beer. That being said I had my first taste of vodka when I was 6-7?

And I've travelled all over the country

Apologies for stereotyping.

Worked in a hotel with its own staff housing and we had a party, and The End..

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Lived with a couple polish guys their a laugh, love their pickled veg and deli meats. Hearing them argue was funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol

I think I'll be ok on "the other side of the road"

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I think he meant the "right" side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol

I think I'll be ok on "the other side of the road"

I think he meant the "right" side of the road

You think?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am probably the only representative of that country who doesn't drink alcohol stronger than beer. That being said I had my first taste of vodka when I was 6-7?

And I've travelled all over the country

Apologies for stereotyping.

Worked in a hotel with its own staff housing and we had a party, and The End.."

I am the last person here to take any offence, so don't worry about it :D.

The end? I hope you at least did not wake up in A&E. We had that happen on our last trip, though it was still a blast

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol

I think I'll be ok on "the other side of the road"

I think he meant the "right" side of the road

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they drive on both sides of the road and also in the middle of the road,they drive as though they own the road from my experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am probably the only representative of that country who doesn't drink alcohol stronger than beer. That being said I had my first taste of vodka when I was 6-7?

And I've travelled all over the country

Apologies for stereotyping.

Worked in a hotel with its own staff housing and we had a party, and The End..

I am the last person here to take any offence, so don't worry about it :D.

The end? I hope you at least did not wake up in A&E. We had that happen on our last trip, though it was still a blast

Strangely they said we all went to work the next day, I don't recall working part. Lost two days haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going there in September. Maybe I'll resurrect this post when I get back

I've been 10 times and im due back out in several weeks

where in Poland are you going?

Krakow and then all around that region. Renting a car and going all over the place. I can't wait

remember they drive on the other side of the road and they drive crazy lol

I think I'll be ok on "the other side of the road"

I think he meant the "right" side of the road

they drive on both sides of the road and also in the middle of the road,they drive as though they own the road from my experiences

That kind of driving has gone viral now, seems like we're bit behind here.

Went shopping in the Far East last year and it was almost as exciting as snowboarding, need eyes like spider I tell you @@@@@@

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My surname is Polish...

My father's father was Russian but escaped from the Russia after his father was shot by the NKVD up against the wall of the family house. He went to Poland, changed his name, just in time for the Nazis to invade.

Then he escaped via Sweden & Norway, across the North Sea in a fishing boat, to Britain.

Served in the Free Polish forces in Italy and Germany and after the war pretended he was Polish to avoid being sent back to Stalin's Russia. He was illegal.

Of course, the other side of the family is German...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was seeing a sexy Polish man,he had a lovely body. Intelligent too. He used to moan about our food though,said our ribs had no meat on them.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I was seeing a sexy Polish man,he had a lovely body. Intelligent too. He used to moan about our food though,said our ribs had no meat on them. "

Polish food is awful

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I used to know this Polish chap who's thing was to let himself into the house and spy on me wanking.

Got bored of that quick.

Although he he did suck like a Dyson.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here's a funny thing that happened to me once. Textbook example of serendipity.

So I was at Burning Man. Been out all night on my own, off ma todd, snapping photos with my tripod. Hitched a ride on an art car and jumped off at the HookahDome...

...and promptly ran in to my American friend. Fancy meeting you here!

He's with a guy called Dave who, 15 mins earlier, just ran in to a school friend he hasn't seen in 20 years. So they're chatting blah blah.

So we're sitting in the dust, watching the sunrise and drinking tequila and Kahlua mixed (much better than it sounds) and I get chatting to Dave's friend's wife.

Turns out she's Polish.

I mention that I have a Polish surname and she tells me what it means. It's an occupational surname, like Smith or Fletcher or Clark or something.

We do the family history bit - work out our grandfathers fought in the same battalion at Monte Cassino.

How's *that* for a tangential meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like Polish food and women. They usually have nice eyes, are intelligent and I like the accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely people, won't drink with them again.."

I've heard that from several friends!

I'm working with a bunch of Polish lads, all fantastic workers, quick learners, can't fault them at all... but I won't be going drinking with them

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I also like Polish food and women. They usually have nice eyes, are intelligent and I like the accent

...and what about the women?

*boom boom*

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i remember polish punk and metal band's of the 80s swapping home recorded cassettes with people over there.. and sometimes records all put out on the state record label.. tonpress..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was seeing a sexy Polish man,he had a lovely body. Intelligent too. He used to moan about our food though,said our ribs had no meat on them.

Polish food is awful"

Hush your lips man!

Polish food is outstanding.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must say Latvian food is pretty simular and great aswell;-)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first married woman I ever shagged (1982) was Polish

If they have -ski at the end of their surname that's male, but -ska is of feminine origin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was seeing a sexy Polish man,he had a lovely body. Intelligent too. He used to moan about our food though,said our ribs had no meat on them.

Polish food is awful

Hush your lips man!

Polish food is outstanding.

MrWho."

I've only had the biscuits. I'm not sure what Polish dishes are,I've seen their smoked meats and jars of preserved fruit. English food isn't particularly great though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a Polish girl who lived a few doors down from me, she was one of the sexiest woman I have ever seen the n my life, and so friendly, I saw her a couple of weeks ago either her new fella, a chubby bald mixed race guy, I sooo fucking dropped the ball there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like Polish food and women. They usually have nice eyes, are intelligent and I like the accent

Yes the eyes are the best feature and they tend to have nice curves too

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"My surname is Polish...

Then he escaped via Sweden & Norway, across the North Sea in a fishing boat, to Britain.

Served in the Free Polish forces in Italy and Germany and after the war pretended he was Polish to avoid being sent back to Stalin's Russia. He was illegal.

Of course, the other side of the family is German...

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gosh and I thought I had a crazy background! The world is a peculiar place ..I can't imagine what it must've been like for him

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

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haha good luck with that Bruce....just watch you don't get sand everywhere

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hmmm interesting....although the story ended slightly different than I was hoping it to end lol no dusty romps in the desert then? Lol
"Here's a funny thing that happened to me once. Textbook example of serendipity.

So I was at Burning Man. Been out all night on my own, off ma todd, snapping photos with my tripod. Hitched a ride on an art car and jumped off at the HookahDome...

...and promptly ran in to my American friend. Fancy meeting you here!

He's with a guy called Dave who, 15 mins earlier, just ran in to a school friend he hasn't seen in 20 years. So they're chatting blah blah.

So we're sitting in the dust, watching the sunrise and drinking tequila and Kahlua mixed (much better than it sounds) and I get chatting to Dave's friend's wife.

Turns out she's Polish.

I mention that I have a Polish surname and she tells me what it means. It's an occupational surname, like Smith or Fletcher or Clark or something.

We do the family history bit - work out our grandfathers fought in the same battalion at Monte Cassino.

How's *that* for a tangential meeting?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

haha good luck with that Bruce....just watch you don't get sand everywhere

Luckily enough my flat is right next to the beach

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

haha good luck with that Bruce....just watch you don't get sand everywhere

Luckily enough my flat is right next to the beach

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well in that case be sure to get sand everywhere then you'll have an excuse to take her back to yours to get cleaned up

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

haha good luck with that Bruce....just watch you don't get sand everywhere

Luckily enough my flat is right next to the beach

well in that case be sure to get sand everywhere then you'll have an excuse to take her back to yours to get cleaned up

haha"

I like your train of thought there ninja

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hmmm interesting....although the story ended slightly different than I was hoping it to end lol no dusty romps in the desert then? Lol"

Of course I've fucked in the desert - there was that STACKED black guy who just made himself available one afternoon the first time I went... came into the motorhome blah blah, chat chat and just flopped his cock out.

I was like, uh, you shouldn't do that?

"Why not?"

'Cos you make me horny.

Then I lunged for him. Fucked him really quickly in the back 'cos I was terrified that one of my bunkmates would come back.

The 2nd time I went, came back to the motorhome one afternoon, opened the door and there was this terrible chemical smell like burning tires and two lovely young women naked but for panties with tina in the RV.

I was like, uh? Have we met?!

THREE DAYS LATER...

Fell in love with one of them - Irish/Tunisian woman.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My surname is Polish...

Then he escaped via Sweden & Norway, across the North Sea in a fishing boat, to Britain.

Served in the Free Polish forces in Italy and Germany and after the war pretended he was Polish to avoid being sent back to Stalin's Russia. He was illegal.

Of course, the other side of the family is German...

gosh and I thought I had a crazy background! The world is a peculiar place ..I can't imagine what it must've been like for him"

"Small hands do things because they must while the eyes of the great are elsewhere."

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Not really Poland related but I am meeting a Lithuanian lass tonight for a walk on the beach ......

haha good luck with that Bruce....just watch you don't get sand everywhere

Luckily enough my flat is right next to the beach

well in that case be sure to get sand everywhere then you'll have an excuse to take her back to yours to get cleaned up

haha

I like your train of thought there ninja

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great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to unicef child poverty in Poland is falling.......whereas in uk its rising,we do continue to send child benefit to polish children,and despite huge amounts of eu development aid to increase their gdp we still have to put up with them coming here to lower our wages,living standards

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"According to unicef child poverty in Poland is falling.......whereas in uk its rising,we do continue to send child benefit to polish children,and despite huge amounts of eu development aid to increase their gdp we still have to put up with them coming here to lower our wages,living standards"
I suppose the fact that the polish are hard grafters has nothing to do with it,or the fact that they're more inclined to set up their own businesses or make a success of themselves here than their British counterparts....I've lived with and worked alongside polish folk and had them work for me for years and I find to be all hard working and ambitious and pleasant...which is more than I can say for most other folk who are generally lazy and like to look for a scapegoat in anyone else who shows them up for their laziness,they're a great and honorable and industrious people...some of my best friends are poles so three cheers for Poland and polish folk

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"According to unicef child poverty in Poland is falling.......whereas in uk its rising,we do continue to send child benefit to polish children,and despite huge amounts of eu development aid to increase their gdp we still have to put up with them coming here to lower our wages,living standardsI suppose the fact that the polish are hard grafters has nothing to do with it,or the fact that they're more inclined to set up their own businesses or make a success of themselves here than their British counterparts....I've lived with and worked alongside polish folk and had them work for me for years and I find to be all hard working and ambitious and pleasant...which is more than I can say for most other folk who are generally lazy and like to look for a scapegoat in anyone else who shows them up for their laziness,they're a great and honorable and industrious people...some of my best friends are poles so three cheers for Poland and polish folk

They can be staggeringly racist.

Sorry but it's true.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

No more so than some brits in my experience who have much less reason to be racist seeing as Britain invaded and colonized countless places and brought some of their native inhabitants here to integrate into British society whereas it's rare to see any non white foreign nationals in Poland although there are some there
"According to unicef child poverty in Poland is falling.......whereas in uk its rising,we do continue to send child benefit to polish children,and despite huge amounts of eu development aid to increase their gdp we still have to put up with them coming here to lower our wages,living standardsI suppose the fact that the polish are hard grafters has nothing to do with it,or the fact that they're more inclined to set up their own businesses or make a success of themselves here than their British counterparts....I've lived with and worked alongside polish folk and had them work for me for years and I find to be all hard working and ambitious and pleasant...which is more than I can say for most other folk who are generally lazy and like to look for a scapegoat in anyone else who shows them up for their laziness,they're a great and honorable and industrious people...some of my best friends are poles so three cheers for Poland and polish folk

They can be staggeringly racist.

Sorry but it's true."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to unicef child poverty in Poland is falling.......whereas in uk its rising,we do continue to send child benefit to polish children,and despite huge amounts of eu development aid to increase their gdp we still have to put up with them coming here to lower our wages,living standardsI suppose the fact that the polish are hard grafters has nothing to do with it,or the fact that they're more inclined to set up their own businesses or make a success of themselves here than their British counterparts....I've lived with and worked alongside polish folk and had them work for me for years and I find to be all hard working and ambitious and pleasant...which is more than I can say for most other folk who are generally lazy and like to look for a scapegoat in anyone else who shows them up for their laziness,they're a great and honorable and industrious people...some of my best friends are poles so three cheers for Poland and polish folk

They can be staggeringly racist.

Sorry but it's true."

I know around 30 Polish people, and I only dislike two of them, and that's not because they are racist, it's because they are a couple of twats, but one friend told me a hilarious story of when he first came to England and he was at a bbq in hansworth just hanging out drinking eating and getting to know the locals "cigarettes" we're being passed around, and without understanding the meaning, said "let me have a toke on that my n!@ger" he had watched so many movies he thought it was like calling someone brother, we called him Jackie chan from then on, because if the scene in rush hour.

Perhaps I have been lucky, because I've heard a lot of rumours about the Polish being racist, but I've genuinely not encountered any first hand

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

They can be staggeringly racist.

Sorry but it's true."

Oh really? That is intresting, where have you lernt this? How long have you been living in POland?

Maybe I should not react that seriously, but it is really so ennoying how much predjucises about Poland have ppl who have vestigial knowlage about that country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can be staggeringly racist.

Sorry but it's true."

Oh that old chestnut! So what if some are? Maybe it's the result of a visit from their German neighbours who left the population six million people short (including three million Polish Jews...how many were there in England in 1939?), and their capital city resembling Hiroshima.

And I predict that their current closed door policy on 'asylum seeking' phonies will make Poland and other E. European countries all the more attractive and interesting because you'll actually get to meet...Polish people!? And tourists won't have to avoid old and new no-go areas like the ones developing in Cologne, Malmo etc.!!!

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