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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

Ha ha you need a Skype forum to

Fix a puncture. It's easy if you got the right advice lol.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When my father died, I had to google 'what do you do when some one dies' because I didn't have a clue. I had to have a check list

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I didn't know how to fix them until I got my first bike either. I then was a cycling freak, always on my bike and got them regularly.

There's so much I can't do. Diy is generally not my strong point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed "

What?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my father died, I had to google 'what do you do when some one dies' because I didn't have a clue. I had to have a check list "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

What?!! "

You have led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant sing...but that's no bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

What?!!

You have led a sheltered life "

Ha ha you're not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim

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By *pace_Cowboy_BrumMan
over a year ago

Kings Norton, Birmingham

Wallpapering.

Have rolls of wallpaper for 3 rooms in house but never got round to it opting to paint instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant sing...but that's no bad thing "

I'm better at singing than I am at bicycle maintenance

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

What?!! "

Handles of spoons needed to take the tyre off the wheel to get to the inner tube , soapy water for putting inner tube in to find where the airs leaking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

What?!! "

2 spoons to help pry the tyre off and the water to find where the puncture is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week "

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Swim "

Never too late to learn xx

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By *emmabTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

The amount of times I use the excuse for being late at school because I "had a puncture on the way to school". I think I can fix a puncture in a bike tyre in about 10mins. Plenty of chalk as well stops it sticking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wallpapering.

Have rolls of wallpaper for 3 rooms in house but never got round to it opting to paint instead. "

I can wallpaper, kinda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do anything creative....i think I'm completely missing that gene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

What?!!

Handles of spoons needed to take the tyre off the wheel to get to the inner tube , soapy water for putting inner tube in to find where the airs leaking out

"

I knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't read a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wallpapering.

Have rolls of wallpaper for 3 rooms in house but never got round to it opting to paint instead.

I can wallpaper, kinda "

Plenty on here will help with "paste"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wallpapering.

Have rolls of wallpaper for 3 rooms in house but never got round to it opting to paint instead.

I can wallpaper, kinda

Plenty on here will help with "paste"..."

It'd probably work as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I done a pro chefs course and still can't cook an egg properly @

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

In the words of Billy Connolly "....piss out of a railway carriage window"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bikes have wheels????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bikes have wheels???? "

Yep. Flat ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling my left from my right. Giving directions.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him "

Was fixing punctures on my bike from about age 7 or 8.

Now cooking on the other hand I'm not too good at that. Swings and roundabouts.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I can't sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bikes have wheels????

Yep. Flat ones "

Only on the bottom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in a size 10 dress any more.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I learnt to repair/mod bikes before i was a teen

Then again, i used to get into trouble for trying to "fix" things that weren't broken....

Shame you didn't ask earlier, i could have given you a 1-on-1 bike maintenance when i was in London...

Or Skype tutorial....

Or buy my book or subscribe to my Netflix channel .....

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Decorate....always left with two pieces on my thumbs, and paper on the floor.........need as diy course I think.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me "

Hehehe my first bike was a blue n white trike with hard rubber wheeles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me

Hehehe my first bike was a blue n white trike with hard rubber wheeles. "

Still like hard rubber too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me

Hehehe my first bike was a blue n white trike with hard rubber wheeles.

Still like hard rubber too "

Oh aye - I've heard that story!!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me

Hehehe my first bike was a blue n white trike with hard rubber wheeles. "

And if you get a puncture, plug the hole, the use a bit of lube and it'll help slide the hard rubber back on....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I

can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him "

are you sure it's got a puncture and it's not some kids let the tyre down while you were in the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I can't stand up and touch me toes without bending my knees. Ruined my life that has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed "

She needs to get the wheel off first

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't use chopsticks.

I can fix a puncture though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I

can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him

are you sure it's got a puncture and it's not some kids let the tyre down while you were in the shops "

It's kept in my garden!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed "

bringing back memories there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play an instrument. Always wished Id learnt.

T.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Swim "

Nor me - I can do about 25m. My kids are fish & eldest was a trainee swimming instructor!

I have a flat tyre on my bike but I think I know a man who can fix it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Im shocked no-one has said cant get a meet.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Im shocked no-one has said cant get a meet."

...... Waits for the single men

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

I can't get my cock to go soft when I'm on Fab

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can't dance... Unless I'm really d*unk then I'm still really bad but don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant sing...but that's no bad thing

I'm better at singing than I am at bicycle maintenance "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't saw a piece of wood in a straight line..I'm fucking useless at it.Been told I tilt my head to one side while I'm sawing.

Give me a axe any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a complete bellend!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't drive

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't bake for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't bake for shit"

I don't bake for shit either

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

I can't walk through a door frame without hitting either the frame or the door handle. Im proper clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how hard I try I still can't get ads to cum with me on top!

I've never fixed a puncture either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't walk through a door frame without hitting either the frame or the door handle. Im proper clumsy "

Oooh i do that....i often get my sleeve caught...normally when holding a drink

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can't go for that

No I, no can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't make a cup of tea without getting water all over the worktop, or do just about anything practical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first "

No she doesn't

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I can't sing either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing

tho my friends and family would say that my cat could hold a better tune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a complete bellend! "

Instead of insulting me (which is nothing unusual)... How about fixing it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swim

Never too late to learn xx "

Mr's oldest brother who is 33 this year is gonna learn how to swim properly so he can partake in a triathlon this year or next

Mrs can't change a tire on a car, and Mr can't drive yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first

No she doesn't "

Ale Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch hard sugar coated sweets, like cola bottles or cubes. Just can't do it.

Gives me the proper heebygeebies.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle, I either blow out air or dribble whilst trying

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I can't bake for shit

I don't bake for shit either "

Oh...

I see what you did there.

*laughs politely*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible at running

I just throw up everywhere after not very far.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first

No she doesn't

Ale Sir! "

Madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a complete bellend!

Instead of insulting me (which is nothing unusual)... How about fixing it for me "

Are all three wheels punctured??

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

I can't skip.

Not yet been in a life or death skipping situation so it's not a major issue to date.

R

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm terrible at running

I just throw up everywhere after not very far. "

Me too, was as fast as Usain Bolt at School, but was utterly fucked after 800 mtrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many things I can't do.

I have never lived alone and I've been surrounded by men my whole life so they have taken control of the 'mens job's' as I deem them.

I can't change a plug, sort the petrol lawnmower out, do diy tasks like fix small leaks unplug drains, that kind of thing, change lightbulbs, though I think I could do this if I tried, I can't put light fittings up, or do the fixings for putting blinds up at windows etc. I couldn't plumb a washing machine in or anything like that and I can't tune TVs.

The bicycle puncture I have sorted though as I used to cycle to work every day. Luckily for me the man in the small independent bike shop where I purchased my bike was happy to do things like that for me.

Another thing I've realised is that I've never been in any of the attics of the houses I've lived in.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Another thing I've realised is that I've never been in any of the attics of the houses I've lived in. "

I only live a 10 min walk from the Attic, perhaps you wanna come sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another thing I've realised is that I've never been in any of the attics of the houses I've lived in.

I only live a 10 min walk from the Attic, perhaps you wanna come sometime "

Now that kind of attic I would happily go to

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Another thing I've realised is that I've never been in any of the attics of the houses I've lived in.

I only live a 10 min walk from the Attic, perhaps you wanna come sometime

Now that kind of attic I would happily go to "

It's much better now the extension is finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment - sleep

Awake at silly o'clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a complete bellend!

Instead of insulting me (which is nothing unusual)... How about fixing it for me

Are all three wheels punctured?? "

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do anything creative....i think I'm completely missing that gene. "

Im the same...painting..drawing...making a collage .....do you remember those from school?.....I cant do.

Trying to learn how to play the piano now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a complete bellend!

Instead of insulting me (which is nothing unusual)... How about fixing it for me

Are all three wheels punctured??

Very good "

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him "

Kevlar impregnated tires and latex filled inner tubes.

Puncture resistant combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently bought a bike, I've rode it twice and now have a flat tyre then it occurred to me that I've reached the grand age of 32 without having learnt to fix a puncture so, I watched a video on YouTube (as ya do), went out, bought a puncture repair kit and do you think I can get the bastard wheel off the bastard bike?

Having explained this to my friend today whilst out driving (he has 20 years on me) he didn't even know bicycle tyres have inner tubes safe to say I wasn't getting any help fixing my bike from him "

Get down to halfords and buy some slime.

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Tyre slime, repairs the tube as soon as you get the puncture, some say you'd barely notice getting a puncture.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Today I will find out if driving a fork lift will qualify for 'can't do'

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Cook, apart from a handful of dishes.

I wouldn't have a clue about how to change a plug and similar things. Mr B or my Dad has always done those things when needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first

No she doesn't "

I was refering to her op where she said she couldn't get the wheel off. My bad for not quoting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coming from a cycling family I've always fixed my punchers myself infact I fixed a puncher in a airbed last week

Show off

If you were closer id be cheeky and ask you to do mine for me

Hehehe my first bike was a blue n white trike with hard rubber wheeles.

Still like hard rubber too "

Mmmmmm the smell of burning rubber.....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My ability to read a sat nave is terrible I would rather burn petrol than worry what it is telling me to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant cook, wont cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innertubes are dirt cheap now so no need to repair it just replace it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the moment - sleep

Awake at silly o'clock "

Dreaming about me again?

(Or having nightmares, as most people would say).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first

No she doesn't

I was refering to her op where she said she couldn't get the wheel off. My bad for not quoting "

Still doesn't actually "need" to take the wheel off though.

It's easier but not essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 spoons and a bowl of soapy water is needed

She needs to get the wheel off first

No she doesn't

Ale Sir!

Madam "

Chardonnay lol?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Very little, I'm starting to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids can do the doc Spock sign with their fingers....despite many efforts...I can not. Not a terribly useful thing to be able to do....I tell my boys....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't rollerskate - I can't even stand up in them. But I can ice skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook rice, feck it up every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't give myself a soapy tit want.

So if any ladies want to offer their services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids can do the doc Spock sign with their fingers....despite many efforts...I can not. Not a terribly useful thing to be able to do....I tell my boys...."

You have to keep practising. It took me ages to get the hang of it.

I can't be sociable in large groups of people. If I try, I inevitably say or do something stupid. I mostly hide in a corner and nod and smile politely.

Thank goodness for the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carnt drive

and i regret not learning years ago

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"I can't walk through a door frame without hitting either the frame or the door handle. Im proper clumsy "

I used to do that ALL the time.....way less since I hit my thirties for some bizarre reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give myself a soapy tit want.

So if any ladies want to offer their services "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a complete bellend!

Instead of insulting me (which is nothing unusual)... How about fixing it for me

Are all three wheels punctured??

Very good

Made me chuckle "

Because you're a twat

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I can't spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

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