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IMPORTANT MESSAGE for WOMEN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.

Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the

flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was

being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the

world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere. Every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of

bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my

waistband.

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes!

How do they do that????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastards!!!

Thank u for telling ur harrowing story!

Women of fab! lock ur bedroom doors from now on, these horrible thieves can't be allowed to get away with it!!

ps do u think crimewatch might do a reconstruction, so as to find ur missing body parts??

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only problem is, who would they get to play me

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

we had a meet,with the woman who got all you'r parts.

the good news is,she's hot,hot,hot.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

LOL... love it.

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Doesn't just happen to women you know, it happens to us men too.

Except for the boobs...

It seems that when a lady has an enlargement, the basts have disposed of the originals by augmenting my chest with their breasts.

Mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they can have a body part but not my cloths! x

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