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Best excuses for Where you may of picked up a STD to the wife/husband!!

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By *uper_g OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Any of you heard some of the best lines??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor taste in jokes imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was caused by my job!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i slipped and fell into someones vagina.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There are none. The clue is the 'sexually transmitted' bit.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

An incubus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to work in a brothel an paid in kind

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Guess who has some explaining to do......!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Caught it from a toilet seat in public loos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her she gave it to you and threaten her with divorce.

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By *uper_g OP   Man
over a year ago

london

The toilet seat is a old gem! Heard thats been about A bit

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By *uper_g OP   Man
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 18/04/16 17:25:58]

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By *uper_g OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Tell her she gave it to you and threaten her with divorce."

Best option i recon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell them you got it off someone who is the opposite sex of your partner (if your not bi).

they'll be so confused at your new sexuality that they won't care, much, you have an STD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my husband and I were dating, he came down with mumps, but which he was initially convinced was an STD.

He thought I must've cheated on him. I hadn't! I was thinking, well I know I haven't cheated and he's the one with the medical problem so he must've cheated.

Turns out we were both faithful. Doh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.

Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.

Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.

Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.

Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".

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My 1st visit to GUM was because my husband cheated. I felt so humiliated because it wasn't my choice to be there. Luckily I was clear but I really feel for anyone who is infected due to a cheating partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor taste in jokes imo"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what it is. Some can manifest for years or come back.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I accidentally disturbed a wasps nest whilst gardening. Some of them flew down my trousers and stung my groin so I ripped off my trousers and pants and tried to run away from them. The stings had swollen my genitals and I had an erection because of this. Running so fast, I tripped over and happened to land on the lady next door who just happened to be sunbathing naked in her garden. My penis inadvertently entered her Vagina briefly and that's how I caught chlamydia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle will fix it for you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"At a recent visit to the GUM clinic, a woman with a young child in a pushchair appeared genuinely distressed and broke down in floods of tears in the reception area.

Through the sobs (before being lead away by staff), it transpired that her husband had passed on an STD gained from cheating, and it wasn't the first time.

Anyone seeing that level of distress would think twice about "excuses".

My 1st visit to GUM was because my husband cheated. I felt so humiliated because it wasn't my choice to be there. Luckily I was clear but I really feel for anyone who is infected due to a cheating partner. "

My first visit was due to the same reason. I too had nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was advised to get the full array of tests when my first wife discovered one of her extra marital partners had some nastiest whizzing around inside him. It was one of the most tense periods of my life. I wouldn't ever wish that experience or those feelings on anyone.

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