FabSwingers.com forum: New fab rules

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually display the correct age range you intend to meet. Had too many say they meet 20-30 then tell you your too young

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By *horehouseCouple
over a year ago

dissatisfied

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"
_ed out line around safe sex only..zebra stripe around oral only with condom or female dam ..flashing profile around those who actually meet ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All women should have boobie avatars

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married

I like much younger men

To hell with the rules

Slut me up

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.

I like growers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.

I like growers.

but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An abusive list of shame?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Everyone on the site to be personally visited by a fab admin and personally verified before they can participate . Verification will include voting passport, verifying exact age, appearance, measurement of cock size .

All meets to be arranged on a central database;

once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.

Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.

Or just carry on as we are

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban hysterical women.

Ban self pitying men

TV/TS and everyone in between can stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban everyone that doesn't conform to societies rules....up the establishment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little color-classified tick mark on your profile that corresponds to the number of messages you reply to (90-100% green tick, 75-89% yellow tick, 50-75% orange tick, ect) that way people know their chances of receiving a reply from you."

On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here. "

I've never been on a dating website so I didn't know they had it already. I thought I was innovative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules were made to be broken

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ban hysterical women.

Ban self pitying men

TV/TS and everyone in between can stay. "

Damn. I think I'm funny. That's me banned.

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By *ilthy gentleman 4425Man
over a year ago

Ackworth

may as well terminate fab site lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

I just reported you for timewasting.

Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.

I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.

Still happy with that suggestion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With no disrespect to the OP and I'm sure this was done "tongue in cheek" - but its bloody hard enough for us "solo/married/attached/bi - or men of most descriptions" to find genuine female/couples/people on here without adding yet more rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban hysterical women.

Ban self pitying men

TV/TS and everyone in between can stay.

Damn. I think I'm funny. That's me banned."

OUT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone on the site to be personally visited by a fab admin and personally verified before they can participate . Verification will include voting passport, verifying exact age, appearance, measurement of cock size .

All meets to be arranged on a central database;

once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.

Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.

Or just carry on as we are

PMSL

Can i request a female admin and a warm tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you type NO PIC ON PROFILE I WONT REPLY in full capitals it instantly bans you if you yourself have no photos on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All meets to be arranged on a central database;

once a meet is agreed; a £ 500 deposit us paid by all parties concerned, and held by Fab, no shows will lose their deposit.

Fab staff will escort members to meets; ensure they arrive, remain for the duration, take notes and provide a certified verification.

Or just carry on as we are

PMSL

Excellent ideas. A Fab Nanny State is exactly what is needed to ensure that no feelings are ever hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban all people with discreet in name or profile. Pointing out they're discreet is the opposite of discretion.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Everyone can have a massive,erm, inbox.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh, and(dream world I know..)potential for videos on profiles, for those who feel the need.

Although two guesses for what all the single men would be uploading..

Still. Horses for courses, runners and riders galloping up the home straight and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

automatically block anyone who keeps sending friends requests ie 2+ if they are denied first time.

have a little flashing beacon on a straight guys profile who states looking for MM couples

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

I just reported you for timewasting.

Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.

I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.

Still happy with that suggestion?

Shhhhiiiiitttttt. I swear I told you I was washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men who join should receive a complimentary can of Lynx and a Sky TV remote

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

RULES??!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

And now a word from our sponsor:

"Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the blind obeyance of fools."

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

All women on the site must message at least 10 men everyday, or have their account suspended.

Any man who complains about not getting a meet will have a random woman chosen by fab and delive_ed to him. If he fails to satisfy her ( as adjudicated by the fab verification team who will be present throughout ), he will be banned for life and his details sent to Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"automatically block anyone who keeps sending friends requests ie 2+ if they are denied first time.

have a little flashing beacon on a straight guys profile who states looking for MM couples

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

allow verifications from deleted accounts to show, just have 'user no longer on site' in place of name

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"All men who join should receive a complimentary can of Lynx and a Sky TV remote

The special miniature versions of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"allow verifications from deleted accounts to show, just have 'user no longer on site' in place of name"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men who join should receive a complimentary can of Lynx and a Sky TV remote

pmsl@this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "

1. Women over 31 are only allowed +/- 1 year

2. Men over 43 are only allowed +/- 1 year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples to have photos of both of them on their profile, and that does not mean just the man's cock

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

No, that should be women UNDER 40!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The addition of "fab straight " to the description for all the straight guys that view my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban people who dont like giant crumpets

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ban people who dont like giant crumpets"

I would say I don't like them,but to be fair I haven't had one,although I would buy the regular one's over the giant one's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

No need to get abusive

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

No need to get abusive "

Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

I just reported you for timewasting.

Now your profile has a little _ed triangle.

I don't believe we've ever conversed. I wouldn't know if you're a timewaster or not but now everyone else can see that little _ed triangle.

Still happy with that suggestion?

How about people reporting "timewasters" get a _ed warning triangle instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who sends a message to a profile that does not fit what they are looking for is banned from sending any more messages for the rest of that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

No need to get abusive

Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here

Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.

OP If I was being abusive you would know about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them "

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifetime forum bans for everyone with no sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

I'd have to just suck it up and enjoy the silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples to have photos of both of them on their profile, and that does not mean just the man's cock

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

I'd have to just suck it up and enjoy the silence

You'd not be pissed off that I made it up? Imagine the uproar if it were reality?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

No need to get abusive

Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here

Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.

OP If I was being abusive you would know about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DG must approve all new cock shots before allowing them to be uploaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban people who dont like giant crumpets"

oooh giant crumpets even thou they dont fit in toasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reject All SKY remote cock pics and other house hold objects

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

No need to get abusive

Ooh I don't think she was! We're just grateful you don't make the rules on here

Thanks hunny, that's exactly what I meant.

OP If I was being abusive you would know about it

Apologies to all, i mistook

"Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!"

The swearing part as abusive, I've just asked one of my team to get me a fucking coffee and a Kunt of a cream cake to see what they think

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

All profiles must be constructed in 10,000 words or less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok. I'm fine thanks. Don't need any more rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All profiles must be constructed in 10,000 words or less

Which font Sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them "

With proof of course,or just hearsay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair."

I've got one with, one without depending on my mood. Is that allowed?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Thou shalt not post a 'squirting - cum or piss ?' thread

Thou shalt not post a 'does size matter ?' thread

Thou shalt not post a bareback thread

Thou shalt not post a timewasters thread

Thou shalt not post a 'kiss fuck pass' thread

Thou shalt not post a 'what am I doing wrong ?' thread

Thou shalt not post a 'who here loves BBC ?' thread

Thou shalt message us immediately if thou be a single bi woman looking for a couple.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Rules are made to be broken

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

"Reject All SKY remote cock pics and other house hold objects

Unless it is a rolling pin...lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I've got one with, one without depending on my mood. Is that allowed?"

Sorry,rules is rules. Both parties must be bi. Equality and all that.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

2. They just have a scarlet "A" watermark in the background.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Lifetime forum bans for everyone with no sense of humour. "

Might as well close it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"

So would men in couples,given the chance.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

All gold members to have huge medallions with the word "SWINGER". (Silver members to wear silver version) which must be worn at all times....

... I'll get my coat

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"

SOME not all single guys are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Yep. That's me fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair."

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

1. Why???

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

3. It's the same thing

my suggestion? If it ain't broke

2. What colour outline goes around married women's profiles?

None requi_ed single men would hump a scrappy table leg"
Depends how desperate I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less so called single men

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All couples have to have a pic of them two in a pic to be caunted as a couple.

Couples shouldn't be allowed single profiles, to counteract cheating

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over a year ago

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

Yes please. I can't pm you either

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over a year ago

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way

If you manage to make them properly can you let me know what you did please. I suddenly can't cook,using cooking instructions.

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over a year ago

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

Yes please. I can't pm you either

Whoops!

Try now and I'll send you the recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/04/16 15:29:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we need some kind of IQ test before people join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

That's outrageous!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?

I can do this all day by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lifetime forum bans for everyone with no sense of humour. "

I don't think that's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?

I can do this all day by the way.

Noooo.

Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?

I can do this all day by the way.

Noooo.

Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying."

There's only one way to settle this......

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

Variation on a theme, how about people who report timewasters get a two week ban?

I can do this all day by the way.

Noooo.

Firstly we need the Battle Forum so we (fab nosey members) can decide which person is telling the truth and who is lying.

There's only one way to settle this......

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I will be referee.

Seriously i would love a forum for this stuff though. I've been on other sites with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are clearly deranged. I don't agree with any of your rules. I'll play by my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you type NO PIC ON PROFILE I WONT REPLY in full capitals it instantly bans you if you yourself have no photos on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All profiles must be constructed in 10,000 words or less

some profiles on this site could out do Tolstoy in word count

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I object xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flashing profile around those who actually meet ..."

There won't be many of those then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A serious one:

A lifetime ban for anyone posting, or posting on, a rangers-celtic "old firm" thread. They make for the ugliest sights on fab.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"DG must approve all new cock shots before allowing them to be uploaded

Noooooooo!!!

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By *overbullMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Salford

"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.

I like growers.

Step into my office....

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By *ustinC_edible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Having read all the new rules, I am retreating to a quiet corner to cry and then heading off to buy another rabbit - because I've forgotten them already and don't want to fall foul of the moderators *sob, sob, sob

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Having read all the new rules, I am retreating to a quiet corner to cry and then heading off to buy another rabbit - because I've forgotten them already and don't want to fall foul of the moderators *sob, sob, sob "

Worry not... no-one has ever read the actual rules, it's unlikely they're gonna follow imaginary ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DG must approve all new cock shots before allowing them to be uploaded

Yeeessssssss!!! "

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know I don't want a man

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"All women should have boobie avatars

At last... A serious suggestion.

Seconded..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban hysterical women.

Ban self pitying men

TV/TS and everyone in between can stay. "

Ban people who want to ban people (which means I've just banned myself)

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

On OkCupid, men have green and women have _ed. I suspect it'll just be the same here.

I've never been on a dating website so I didn't know they had it already. I thought I was innovative

Join the club, I keep inventing things only to be told someone already invented it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.

I like growers.

but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics."

I'd have a prerequisite of 50 cock pictures showing each stage of an erection from flaccid to erect - then you can easily make a flick book out of them.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Rules were made to be broken

I like your style.. And a couple of other things too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Oh thank the gods, I still have 5 years left to base who I have sex with on physical attraction instead of a numbers game

Mrs rsc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Oh thank the gods, I still have 5 years left to base who I have sex with on physical attraction instead of a numbers game

Mrs rsc"

All people to use real ages not Fab age

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

So you've just turned me down, so I've reported you to admin for being a timewaster (your word against mine) now you've got a _ed triangle on your profile

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A little _ed warning triangle on the profile if they have been reported to admin for 'timewasting'

So you've just turned me down, so I've reported you to admin for being a timewaster (your word against mine) now you've got a _ed triangle on your profile

That's a bit harsh. In that situation I already told you I was doing my nails or whatever.

I meant if, for example, you arranged to meet and they didn't turn up. I travelled to London recently and was stood up. Grrrrr......

Anyway they wouldn't put a _ed triangle on me because they know I wouldn't turn a woman down

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By *overbullMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Salford

"allow verifications from deleted accounts to show, just have 'user no longer on site' in place of name"

Amen

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

Yeah.. We don't want rules that stop pretty young things like this one being banned from having an old git like me !!!

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Lifetime forum bans for everyone with no sense of humour. "

Just for any colonials.. Thats like humor

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

I actually prefer older men anyway. Thank fuck you don't make rules!!!

Yeah.. We don't want rules that stop pretty young things like this one being banned from having an old git like me !!!

"
true this .. I'm in an uproar ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban all Eskimoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Errrrr naw!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays "

So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother?"

40+ year old men don't ever think with their cocks...never,ever,ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

I know!!! Like that's going to happen

god knows why anyone would want to make it a rule

Simples, young men think with their cocks, women old enough to be their mothers should recognise this fact and act responsibly, some don't so the rule stays

So a five year age gap means you're old enough to be their mother?

40+ year old men don't ever think with their cocks...never,ever,ever."

Has to be +\- 5 years as

Young men will add 5 years to get more action, and women over 40 might use their Fab ages -6 years hence gives 16years

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

If a couple does a fab experiment and opens filters...... All Fabbers, irrespective of their preferences, must drop everything and contact said couple with a view to meeting straight away so as they are seen to have made a suitable effort. Search "meet now experiment" for details on how you can avoid breaking this rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men to have a minimum of 2 cock pics- 1 soft cock pic and 1 hard cock pic.

I like growers.

but their profile explodes if they have more than 20 cock pics.

I'd have a prerequisite of 50 cock pictures showing each stage of an erection from flaccid to erect - then you can easily make a flick book out of them."

I like this idea.

Will it be scratch n sniff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"

Ooh no - the women over 40 should take on the under 25s instead. For educational purposes. Leaving the men in their 30s and 40s for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we need some kind of IQ test before people join.

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over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received."

I suspect some people know 4 friends who would gang up on someone and make a false accusation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who get reported for time wasting get a two wk ban... and then if reported again it increases everytime

soon stop them

What if I report you for being a timewaster?

No _ed triangle unless the profile has been reported 5 times or something? Report count resets when an in person verification has been received.

I suspect some people know 4 friends who would gang up on someone and make a false accusation. "

All my fake single male profiles could provide this service for a small fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we need some kind of IQ test before people join.

Some need it after they've joined.....

It's like, once they have a profile their brain melts.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Any man who sends an obscene message or asks for a meet in the first message gets an automatic 1 month suspension from Fab. Meanwhile, women and couples can browse freely through the remaining profiles which are all polite and friendly men. And we can ask for meets ....which will all come with smiles and cake

The nice men get their pick from all the lovely couples/ladies ... the pushy or obscene men realise what they're doing wrong, and mend their ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"

I would fight your first rule to my deathbed!

Other 2 are good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we need some kind of IQ test before people join.

Some need it after they've joined.....

It's like, once they have a profile their brain melts.

You know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we need some kind of IQ test before people join.

Some need it after they've joined.....

It's like, once they have a profile their brain melts.

You know me so well.

Not as well as I'd like to.

Oops, this isn't the flirting thread is it? My bad...

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"All profiles must be constructed in 10,000 words or less

some profiles on this site could out do Tolstoy in word count

With those profiles I tend to read from the bottom paragraph up, all the information you need to know about anybody, tends to be in the last to paragraphs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"

why do married men have to have an _ed outline on their profile ?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?"

I would suggest that as soon as you set up an account, all the filters are turned on, everyone it auto blocked, you cant enter the chat room. You are not allowed to post or see anything that anyone's posted. In fact the only thing you can see is fabswingers.com ...fun,free & fabulous, for a period of 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suggest your new fab rules here

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

2. All married men to have _ed outline round profile

3. Asian/black/white/rainbow friendly tick marks - then people don't have to view - No white men requi_ed in profiles

any other suggestions ?

why do married men have to have an _ed outline on their profile ?"

No reason, no reason what so ever, nothing to see here, married cheaters are the best, they rule, sorry sir

Pheeew .... I think I got away with that one, hope I don't get murde_ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call married cheaters hopefully not me lol I have full consent from my wife to find regular playmates ,not that I've found any as yet but who knows .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what do you call married cheaters hopefully not me lol I have full consent from my wife to find regular playmates ,not that I've found any as yet but who knows ....."

Yes scary man, I'm sure you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Damnit

For you own good I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Women over 40 are only allowed men +\- 5 years

Say what?

Well apparently according to one fab member 40+ women are more fun in the bedroom so all us younger women are _edundant

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"I have a rule. Couples with a bi woman must have a bi man too. Only fair.

I can't pm you but I got the recipe for American pancakes from my mother. Let me know if you'd like it. Odd place to tell you but that's how I roll

i want pancakes now feel free to send the recipe this way

If you manage to make them properly can you let me know what you did please. I suddenly can't cook,using cooking instructions."

got the recipe but can't forward to you due to filters

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