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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here. "we are all off to loook now | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now "Oh NO we are not | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not "oh yes i am, am quite partial to russian shott putters | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not "Me neither .... funnily enough!! | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not "Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm. | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm."just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled "I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy! ** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair ** {blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}  | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
"omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same (sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......  | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ...... "so Sherlock is the hound of the Baskervilles still in there? | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ...... "Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that! This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
so Sherlock is the hound of the Baskervilles still in there?"perhaps im being blonde .....but i sooooo dont get that! explain? | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! "and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with ..... | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with ..... "Has he got an ugly cock then? | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? "no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so .... | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so ...."I'd be seriously concerned if you'd said otherwise lol.. Not sure how I'd feel about someone saying 'hey wishy, love ya bowels man, come n let go all over me huh?' ... eeeek.. | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so ....
I'd be seriously concerned if you'd said otherwise lol.. Not sure how I'd feel about someone saying 'hey wishy, love ya bowels man, come n let go all over me huh?' ... eeeek.. "some peeps like that tho..ewwy ewwy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so ....
I'd be seriously concerned if you'd said otherwise lol.. Not sure how I'd feel about someone saying 'hey wishy, love ya bowels man, come n let go all over me huh?' ... eeeek.. "this just gets worse and worse eeeeeuuuwwwww need to go on other threads to get back on track ....you are one sick man lol you and rob would get on lol xxx | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here. "i told u not to look at my cam  | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so ....
I'd be seriously concerned if you'd said otherwise lol.. Not sure how I'd feel about someone saying 'hey wishy, love ya bowels man, come n let go all over me huh?' ... eeeek.. this just gets worse and worse eeeeeuuuwwwww need to go on other threads to get back on track ....you are one sick man lol you and rob would get on lol xxx "I've been mentally affected by what I've seen tonight! I need therapy, I need to check into The Priory (not got enough dosh though, lend us a tenner)... I'm fragile tonight. It was .... horri.... horri.... ah man some sad fuck is gonna shag that!!.. Jesus, it's just hit me... there must be equally minging men out there... how does one minger have the balls to say to another one "sorry, you're not my feckin type"... | |||
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"Jesus fuckin Mary!!! I was just in the chat room and a rather sexy sounding fem nick posted a message saying 'puusy lickers wanted' so I thought I'd take a peek. Clicked on 'her' nickname which brought up her cam. BIG fookin mistake I tell ya!! Scared the feckin bejesus outta me. She looked like she'd just clocked off at the Retirement Home for Ex Russian Shotputters ffs! Who'd wanna lick that!! EEEEEK! Back to the forums for me, I'm safe here.
we are all off to loook now
Oh NO we are not
Don't!!! It's fookin scary out there I tell ya. Stay here where it's nice n fuzzy n warm.
just couldn't do it as my dinner hasn't settled
I stayed in there out of duty to my fellow Doris. I waited... and waited.. and waited... BUT YOU NEVER CAME!! I'm damaged goods now, I'm deranged, I'm delirious. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!.. If only I hadn't looked, if only I'd thought, "nope, they're never as sexy as the nick implies. Don't go there." But no, I had to do it, and where were you when I needed you most huh? Bottling it! Ya big daisy!
** off to sit by the window and mutter incoherantly in my day chair **
{blubba, blubba, gum, di, blubba, blubba}
omfgn you have shattered all my illusions about you wishy ....life will never be the same
(sob sob) YOU WERE SCARED?????? you arent the man i thought you were ......
Do you recall the scene in Jaws 1 where the head fell out the bottom of the boat? It was worse than that!
This... thing... appeared on screen and my bowels almost let go involuntarily. It was hideous! and that is such a nice image for me to go down on rob tonight with .....
Has he got an ugly cock then? no no no no no he has a gorgeous cock but your bowels sound rather unattractive ...if i may say so ....
I'd be seriously concerned if you'd said otherwise lol.. Not sure how I'd feel about someone saying 'hey wishy, love ya bowels man, come n let go all over me huh?' ... eeeek.. this just gets worse and worse eeeeeuuuwwwww need to go on other threads to get back on track ....you are one sick man lol you and rob would get on lol xxx
I've been mentally affected by what I've seen tonight! I need therapy, I need to check into The Priory (not got enough dosh though, lend us a tenner)... I'm fragile tonight. It was .... horri.... horri.... ah man some sad fuck is gonna shag that!!.. Jesus, it's just hit me... there must be equally minging men out there... how does one minger have the balls to say to another one "sorry, you're not my feckin type"... "its easy! | |||
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" I've been mentally affected by what I've seen tonight! I need therapy, I need to check into The Priory (not got enough dosh though, lend us a tenner)... I'm fragile tonight. It was .... horri.... horri.... ah man some sad fuck is gonna shag that!!.. Jesus, it's just hit me... there must be equally minging men out there... how does one minger have the balls to say to another one "sorry, you're not my feckin type"... "Its dead easy...... I'm a fecking expert!!! Thanks but No thanks Sorry but you're not what I'm looking for at the moment Or the easiest option.... just de;lete them!! | |||
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" I've been mentally affected by what I've seen tonight! I need therapy, I need to check into The Priory (not got enough dosh though, lend us a tenner)... I'm fragile tonight. It was .... horri.... horri.... ah man some sad fuck is gonna shag that!!.. Jesus, it's just hit me... there must be equally minging men out there... how does one minger have the balls to say to another one "sorry, you're not my feckin type"...
Its dead easy...... I'm a fecking expert!!!
Thanks but No thanks
Sorry but you're not what I'm looking for at the moment
Or the easiest option.... just de;lete them!! "or ' you have got to be fucking kidding, I wouldnt shag you with somebody elses pussy let alone my own!' | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come........." I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe  | |||
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" I've been mentally affected by what I've seen tonight! I need therapy, I need to check into The Priory (not got enough dosh though, lend us a tenner)... I'm fragile tonight. It was .... horri.... horri.... ah man some sad fuck is gonna shag that!!.. Jesus, it's just hit me... there must be equally minging men out there... how does one minger have the balls to say to another one "sorry, you're not my feckin type"...
Its dead easy...... I'm a fecking expert!!!
Thanks but No thanks
Sorry but you're not what I'm looking for at the moment
Or the easiest option.... just de;lete them!!
or ' you have got to be fucking kidding, I wouldnt shag you with somebody elses pussy let alone my own!'"Now I got a mental vision of you saying to some lass, "give us ya pussy will ya, mine's broke and I wanna fuck this guy." | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come......... I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe "Yeah, its piece of paper with 'handbags' and 'shoes' written on it *runs and hides* I maybe a Doris, but I ain't stupid  | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come......... I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe
Yeah, its piece of paper with 'handbags' and 'shoes' written on it
*runs and hides*
I maybe a Doris, but I ain't stupid "That's why women have matching handbags and shoes, they can't shop for two different colours simultaneously. | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come......... I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe "Tut tut Wishy, Comeon over, i wont charge....but i will give you a good sorting - and starting with a good spanking after that comment......grrr | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come......... I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe
Tut tut Wishy,
Comeon over, i wont charge....but i will give you a good sorting - and starting with a good spanking after that comment......grrr "* note to guys: read above comments to get what you want. Okies, I'm coming, where n where shall I have you... er.. do you want me? | |||
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"I work at the Priory...... ......come into my lair Mr Wishy..... Come......... I'm coming! I'm coming!.... yes, yes, yes, YES, YEEEESSS! .. This isn't what u had in mind is it? Fuck, I cant believe I just inferred that a woman had something in her mind!! I must be slipping hehehe
Tut tut Wishy,
Comeon over, i wont charge....but i will give you a good sorting - and starting with a good spanking after that comment......grrr
* note to guys: read above comments to get what you want.
Okies, I'm coming, where n where shall I have you... er.. do you want me? "OK, its NG........oh fuck forums wont allow it.....bollox Invite is in the post x | |||
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"and i thought wishy was liking watching me on cam  "Your alright! It's Mrs Shrek that scared the bejesus outta me! Asking if she could sit on someone's face... fook me, she'd have sucked them up like a gigantic fookin hoover! | |||
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"am goin to go on cam too see if i can pull wishy....am more of a hair free russian shott putter....wonder whether that will do the trick....may only slightly weaken his bowels....but hey get him some nappies and get into another fetish....yikes" Oi!.. I got enough nappies here already tvym-ly. Little legs is going through them like a bleedin' tornado through a haystack. | |||
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"Who profile not mine i hope lol "not unless you have the hairiest muff in the world! | |||
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"did anyone get past those... and on to pixi****** I mean.. err.. yeah shut up "OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IM SCARRED FOR LIFE , pmsfl thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowrong | |||
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"Hey, where do I go see? Can't see no new foto gallery, is that paid members thingy then? "home page | |||
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"did anyone get past those... and on to pixi****** I mean.. err.. yeah shut up
OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IM SCARRED FOR LIFE , pmsfl thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowrong "OMG...and described as large??? fuck me...im going to change mine to petite! | |||
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"Hey, where do I go see? Can't see no new foto gallery, is that paid members thingy then?
home page"Can someone go look and come back and tell us all? | |||
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"did anyone get past those... and on to pixi****** I mean.. err.. yeah shut up
OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IM SCARRED FOR LIFE , pmsfl thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowrong
OMG...and described as large??? fuck me...im going to change mine to petite!"im changing mine to fekkin invisible lmao | |||
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"Bitches of the world unite" Lone bitch if you dont mind...I dont hunt in packs. | |||
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"lol - well - yougotta have something going for you" i know... this bitch is good | |||
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"lol - well - yougotta have something going for you i know... this bitch is good "so is this one....years of practice lol | |||
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"sorry - i'm lisdexic - i meant - bitches of the world untie!" seriously?? dont go there.,..its a man eater | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr "You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing??? | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr
You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing???"You don't wanna see it m8. Let me repeat: YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT PERIOD! It's just awful, man. Too bad for words. I'm going for a lie down. Feel sick.  | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr
You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing???
You don't wanna see it m8.
Let me repeat:
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DON'T
WANNA
SEE
IT
PERIOD!
It's just awful, man. Too bad for words. I'm going for a lie down. Feel sick. "Was it like on on???? | |||
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"i blame notts for giving me nightmares "I don't want nightmares i really dont. Was it bleeding or sommat???? | |||
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"did u see the other freddie ? pix,,,,," im lookin for it now. My look to miss it all | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr
You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing???
You don't wanna see it m8.
Let me repeat:
YOU
DON'T
WANNA
SEE
IT
PERIOD!
It's just awful, man. Too bad for words. I'm going for a lie down. Feel sick.
Was it like on on????"Have you seen Blade with Wesley Snipes? When he finds that big blubbery thing 'Pearl' and zaps it with an ultra-violet light. Well,... it didn't die! And it's here! on FAB! Fuck! | |||
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"did u see the other freddie ? pix,,,,, im lookin for it now. My look to miss it all "god yr slow lol | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr
You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing???
You don't wanna see it m8.
Let me repeat:
YOU
DON'T
WANNA
SEE
IT
PERIOD!
It's just awful, man. Too bad for words. I'm going for a lie down. Feel sick.
Was it like on on????
Have you seen Blade with Wesley Snipes? When he finds that big blubbery thing 'Pearl' and zaps it with an ultra-violet light. Well,... it didn't die! And it's here! on FAB! Fuck! " | |||
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"i think you all need to get a life" and she needs to get a strimmer! | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread" yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn | |||
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"i think you all need to get a life and she needs to get a strimmer! "She strimmed her pussy????? Nooooooooooooooo | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread" Do you just like the sound of your own voice or sommat? Don't you like being ignored? We're having fun and no names have been mentioned so what's the problem? | |||
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"nope could even find it on user search grrr
You and me mate i cant find it too, what we missing???
You don't wanna see it m8.
Let me repeat:
YOU
DON'T
WANNA
SEE
IT
PERIOD!
It's just awful, man. Too bad for words. I'm going for a lie down. Feel sick.
Was it like on on????
Have you seen Blade with Wesley Snipes? When he finds that big blubbery thing 'Pearl' and zaps it with an ultra-violet light. Well,... it didn't die! And it's here! on FAB! Fuck! "pmsl | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn "{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning} hehehe .. | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe .. "i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway "Nooooo, that bad?????? | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway "Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off! | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway
Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off! "you think of Jenson Button while your on the job? Really???? | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway
Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off!
you think of Jenson Button while your on the job? Really????
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway
Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off!
you think of Jenson Button while your on the job? Really????
Oh shit! Is it just me then? I thought everyone did! "Nooooo not at all. Doe it help like if you think of him??? | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway
Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off!
you think of Jenson Button while your on the job? Really????
Oh shit! Is it just me then? I thought everyone did!
Nooooo not at all. Doe it help like if you think of him??? "Fook knows. I told ya, I got low attention defici.... did you see the tennis today? | |||
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"well you obviously haven't as you have the time to respond to my taunting on such an inane thread yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
{wishy slips his cock in silky's mouth while she's not looking as everyone knows it's impossible to keep yer eyes open while yawning}
hehehe ..
i dont close my eyes wen i yawn
but just slip it in anyway
Ah man! I just read your profile - Bollox! Hours of foreplay? Can't do it, I got LADT (Low Attention Deficit Threshold) - I'll prob have a nosh for a few mins then start thinking of Jenson Button! Happens all the feckin time. Tried to explain it to the Doc but only got half way through the consultation and that was it, whoosh, got bored and went fishing. I'm very much a wham, bam, thank you ma'am, was it good for me? Dunno, forgot! type of guy
Quite liked the glory hole fetish you went into detail about though, I think you should get a few responses for that alone. Although I think you should be prepared for the odd heavy cummer coz he'll hit the back of ya throat without warning and damn near blow ya head right off!
you think of Jenson Button while your on the job? Really????
Oh shit! Is it just me then? I thought everyone did!
Nooooo not at all. Doe it help like if you think of him???
Fook knows. I told ya, I got low attention defici.... did you see the tennis today?"Have i Fook ive been on here all day!!! | |||
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